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hotcheetospuffs

Bora Bora Eat Some More-a
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If she hates butter then there's absolutely no reason she should be fat, it must be something that is out of her control...

Said no one ever. And hilarious about pulling the "they brought me the wrong thing" again... Maybe she used the wrong word again... she should have said "plain" instead of "loaded".

She woke up in the morning and decided to start her day, soooooo productive...

And at the store, is she trying to prove that she does wear socks? Unless I see them on the feet, I won't believe it. Or maybe she's saying she has many socks...

Totally rare thing to happen guys, Twinkie peed on the floor, that like never ever happens...

Amber is jonesing for a drink so badly, and again with the creamy sweet liquor...
 

Bashful Bunny

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Watching her Christmas shop is making me cringe. She thinks the most tacky crap is adorable.

She sits and complains that it's too hot to wear a sweater, of course she doesn't just take it off. God forbid anybody see her cottage cheese arms, as if they don't know she's fat as long as she covers up.

Edited to add that the big dummy complained about hating her mashed potatoes because they came with butter on them. There is butter and m.ilk already in them, that's how mashed potatoes are made. Holy shit.
 

vodka

Kiwi Farms' Liquor Of Choice™
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This isn't directly related to this video but everything Amber does is so half-assed like those towel and choker "please ignore this mess" clips, she didn't need to include those at all she just wants that longer ad $$$. Her video quality is shit, content wise and editing wise - she still doesn't have a proper camera (and you can get decent ones for cheap), just her phone whose camera is messed up anyways. Her intro is middle-school tier and her editing is the most basic Iphone video editing, and all her titles are clickbait-y. It's like she doesn't even try but she expects to reach 50k soon... :alog:

That and all her videos are repetitive, down to the same "scenic" shots we've seen of nowhere, Kentucky with teen pop music blasting. Boring.
 

Rotogravure

TWISTY MISTY
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So...

* Doesn't apply heat to hair -- yet we see her flat ironing her hair all the time.
* IN GRAND THEFT AUTO FIVE SHE ALWAYS RIDE IN LITTLE TRACTORS.
* Only wearing a sweater because she thought it would be cold... kaay. Don't act like you don't wear them all the time.
* Twinkie shits in their room, so she takes the dog out and is confused why Twinkie doesn't have to go. Well she fucking went in your bedroom already gorl.
* Girlfriend Tag video finally?
* Didn't know mashed potatoes had butter, but usually asks for them without butter.
 

C3PBRO

YOUR AND IDIOT
True & Honest Fan
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Amberlynn [to Becky] said:
Look at how I look. You date that.

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Does not compute.
 

Jerry_ smith56

The man in black
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If she hates butter then there's absolutely no reason she should be fat, it must be something that is out of her control...

Said no one ever. And hilarious about pulling the "they brought me the wrong thing" again... Maybe she used the wrong word again... she should have said "plain" instead of "loaded".

She woke up in the morning and decided to start her day, soooooo productive...

And at the store, is she trying to prove that she does wear socks? Unless I see them on the feet, I won't believe it. Or maybe she's saying she has many socks...

Totally rare thing to happen guys, Twinkie peed on the floor, that like never ever happens...

Amber is jonesing for a drink so badly, and again with the creamy sweet liquor...
Lol, Next time you revenge rate make sure you actually give a negative rating, a log.
 

Sure Thing Idiot

Kinda bug, kinda snack
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All of these things are things she can actually do something about, rather than whine.[/QUOTE


She's trying to do the whole imagine how bad I have things like a cancer patient or some shit. The only difference is nobody wants to document their chemo for the rest of the world to see, and living a lazy paid-in-bullshit life is what we all want - which she has, yet still provides the least amount of effort. Just the smug way she seems to think not having a family means absolute desolation. Lots of people don't have family, their family dies, they're adopted or been in and out foster homes. You're not the only one. But no. That's something she's gonna hold onto til she's 40.
 

ihavent_ee_uhn

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AL doesn't want to accept the fact that there's a possibility that people have led a significantly more difficult life than she had. Pure victimhood culture. She's going to use her broken childhood, foster care blah blah blah and "oooh woe is meeee no one understands" as a crutch until the day she dies. The truth is she's just a lazy fat leech who refuses to improve herself just because it's easier that way. But it will catch up to her...
 

Long time lurker

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Random things I noticed:
- her hair seems to be dry under that towel
- Becky is already becoming her gopher
- she's shopping for gifts, but only looking at things she wants
- using the shopping cart as a walker

ETA: I think she mentioned the dog crapping in the bedroom to give the impression that this is something that doesn't happen often, but it didn't come across that way due to the "no big deal" tone when telling it.
As with most things, this will be used as proof that Amber lets her pets urinate and defecate everywhere.
 
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money bunny

no cash value
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She's trying to do the whole imagine how bad I have things like a cancer patient or some shit. The only difference is nobody wants to document their chemo for the rest of the world to see, and living a lazy paid-in-bullshit life is what we all want - which she has, yet still provides the least amount of effort. Just the smug way she seems to think not having a family means absolute desolation. Lots of people don't have family, their family dies, they're adopted or been in and out foster homes. You're not the only one. But no. That's something she's gonna hold onto til she's 40.

Plus a lot of people with no family find one. They build a new family of people who aren't related to them, but fill that supportive, loving role. But this isn't an option for Amber because of the kind of people she gravitates to and how she treats them.
 
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