You're certainly trying way too hard here.Close, you handle 'em same as canines; dogs know right from wrong, but the ones which will still bite the hand that feeds em? Bad people are worse than bad animals.
A rolled-up newspaper never works.
A .22 short behind the ear does.
Or.... there's the insane notion of not going stupid places, with stupid people, at stupid times. That applies to the internet as well.