Careercow Ted Nugent -

[Stratochu]

Teabagger, washed-up rock star, kills wild animals (including endangered and vulnerable species) for their meat, hides, ivory tusks or horns with no subsistence or cultural need to (redneck doesn't count, unlike Native Americans, Inuit, Aborigines and Maori), shit and pissed his pants consistently for a week to avoid being sent to Vietnam, has fucked jailbait and admitted to it, has threatened President Obama's life, is a racist misogynist homophobe, was somehow invited to the 2013 State of the Union Address, and wants to be president. The list goes on and on.

Thoughts?

 

[Surtur]

The man is a Federal Marshel. That means he can carry a concealed weapon anywhere.THINK ABOUT IT.

 

[A Random]

You guys are *screwed* if he gets in power anywhere.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Don't forget to mention he's a chickenhawk. He got out of going to 'nam but was for the war in Iraq.

I doubt he'll ever get into office, but the mudslinging would sure be fun. He says he'll run for the governor of Michigan every few years but never does it.

To say Nugent is a loose cannon is an understatement.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh no, he didnt just chicken out of Nam.

He physically shat himself for a week straight and smeared himself with feces before his physical to chicken out of Nam

He then spent several decades pretending to be the paragon of manliness with his shitty music and adopting increasingly fringe right wing positions to try and "look tougher"

He is just a pathetic, spineless joke whose sole claim to fame these days is his willingness to act and talk like 13 year old trailer trash to get attention

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

So you're saying he took Chris's DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS approach to draft dodging.

 

[mendoza]

Can you imagine if Chris ever read this, and suddenly got political ambitions.

That really could "result in the end of all existence as we know it."

 

[Holdek]

The man is a Federal Marshel. That means he can carry a concealed weapon anywhere.THINK ABOUT IT.

Really? He's been investigated by the Secret Service more than once.

 

[Surtur]

Ya really. The guy is insane but conservatives love him.

 

[The Mackers]

... I think he's great! Got a few of his vinyl too, amazing guitar player. I'm not from the USA either

 

[Ivan Komarov]

At least he humiliates piers morgan. I don't agree with much about him, but when he gets invited on the Piers morgan show to be told that guns jump up and kill babbys of their own accord, its hilarious. Especially when he calls Piert his "Limey friend." I find it funny that he took the chris chan approach to draft dodging.

 

[Judge Holden]

^ As a brit who learned to loathe Fucknugget Morgan a decade before he fled to America to find a network who did not hate him (which roughly sums up every single Brit... seriously he was easily one of the most loathed people in media history), Him v Nugent was a bit like watching Voldemort vs Randall Flagg. No matter who loses, everyone wins.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Teabagger, washed-up rock star, kills wild animals (including endangered and vulnerable species) for their meat, hides, ivory tusks or horns with no subsistence or cultural need to (redneck doesn't count, unlike Native Americans, Inuit, Aborigines and Maori), shit and pissed his pants consistently for a week to avoid being sent to Vietnam, has fucked jailbait and admitted to it, has threatened President Obama's life, is a racist misogynist homophobe, was somehow invited to the 2013 State of the Union Address, and wants to be president. The list goes on and on.

Thoughts?

What if he and Jay Naylor became lovers?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

There was a White House petition to deport Piers Morgan, and a Brit wrote "don't send that slimy git back here."

The British members of the CWCki forums really need to use git more often. In exchange I'll use an Americanism the Brits like.

I don't know if Nugent likes Ayn Rand or if Naylor likes hunting, but if they do, yeah, they'd probably be good friends.

 

[Cole Smithey]

Teabagger, washed-up rock star, kills wild animals (including endangered and vulnerable species) for their meat, hides, ivory tusks or horns with no subsistence or cultural need to (redneck doesn't count, unlike Native Americans, Inuit, Aborigines and Maori), shit and pissed his pants consistently for a week to avoid being sent to Vietnam, has fucked jailbait and admitted to it, has threatened President Obama's life, is a racist misogynist homophobe, was somehow invited to the 2013 State of the Union Address, and wants to be president. The list goes on and on.

Thoughts?

Link to your social justice tumblr blog?

 

[Stratochu]

Teabagger, washed-up rock star, kills wild animals (including endangered and vulnerable species) for their meat, hides, ivory tusks or horns with no subsistence or cultural need to (redneck doesn't count, unlike Native Americans, Inuit, Aborigines and Maori), shit and pissed his pants consistently for a week to avoid being sent to Vietnam, has fucked jailbait and admitted to it, has threatened President Obama's life, is a racist misogynist homophobe, was somehow invited to the 2013 State of the Union Address, and wants to be president. The list goes on and on.

Thoughts?

Link to your social justice tumblr blog?

 

[Cole Smithey]

Teabagger, washed-up rock star, kills wild animals (including endangered and vulnerable species) for their meat, hides, ivory tusks or horns with no subsistence or cultural need to (redneck doesn't count, unlike Native Americans, Inuit, Aborigines and Maori), shit and pissed his pants consistently for a week to avoid being sent to Vietnam, has fucked jailbait and admitted to it, has threatened President Obama's life, is a racist misogynist homophobe, was somehow invited to the 2013 State of the Union Address, and wants to be president. The list goes on and on.

Thoughts?

Link to your social justice tumblr blog?

http://youtu.be/0c3d7QgZr7g

The Sperg Cries "Julay" By the Clyde Cash Experience, from their album "Electric Tomgirl Land"

 

[Holdek]

Link to your social justice tumblr blog?

http://youtu.be/0c3d7QgZr7g

The Sperg Cries "Julay" By the Clyde Cash Experience, from their album "Electric Tomgirl Land"

I don't like Nugent. At all.

But I have to admit he's one of the best guitar players in rock. Ever.

 

[KawaiiChrisChan]

As a guitarist: Pretty damn awesome.
As a politician: Oh lord no...
As a musician: Meh... Not the best music.
As a gun toting maniac: Oh hell yes!

 

[Ivan Komarov]

As a guitarist: Pretty damn awesome.
As a politician: Oh lord no...
As a musician: Meh... Not the best music.
As a gun toting maniac: Oh hell yes!

He is great when debating gun grabbers. This reminds me, should we try to get Chris on Piers Morgan tonight to do a segment on trolling?