Teenage Exorcists -

[Bob's Fries]

You know... this is probably the other time I actually wanted to hit a religious person besides Fred Phelps and the past popes that protected pedophilic priests. Read the Youtube description to get the idea why I feel like this.

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10:58 I like how this guy is like "Fuck this, I'm sleeping."

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8:57 Are you fucking kidding me?

 

[random_pickle]

I feel really sad for these girls, they got groomed into this bullshit.

 

[Bob's Fries]

I feel really sad for these girls, they got groomed into this bullshit.

Same here, bro.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Exorcism/ghost hunting is the one scam I always wanted to try.

 

[Something Vague]

I swear I went to school with girls like this... It was a very cultish Christian school though. It was pretty much the alternative to homeschooling if you know your kids are so anti-social that they'll just remain hermits unless you force them to interact by going to a private school. I couldn't watch all of the video because it triggered a lot in me. They really hated Catholics despite being a non-denominational school. They probably would have bought into this bullcrap.

 

[Some JERK]

Call me an optimist, but i watch this and see future awesome.

Some of the coolest, most hilariously rad, cynical assholes i have ever met in my life come from backgrounds exactly like this.

 

[Oglooger]

I swear I went to school with girls like this... It was a very cultish Christian school though. It was pretty much the alternative to homeschooling if you know your kids are so anti-social that they'll just remain hermits unless you force them to interact by going to a private school. I couldn't watch all of the video because it triggered a lot in me. They really hated Catholics despite being a non-denominational school. They probably would have bought into this bullcrap.

welp, you know what to do/
get your finest sword, we crusadin' tonight.

 

[exball]

I swear I went to school with girls like this... It was a very cultish Christian school though. It was pretty much the alternative to homeschooling if you know your kids are so anti-social that they'll just remain hermits unless you force them to interact by going to a private school. I couldn't watch all of the video because it triggered a lot in me. They really hated Catholics despite being a non-denominational school. They probably would have bought into this bullcrap.

welp, you know what to do/
get your finest sword, we crusadin' tonight.

Our Heart levels shall be thick and our pickles sharp.

 

[Something Vague]

pickles can be sharp?

 

[Dollars2010]

pickles can be sharp?

They're pretty deadly:

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Exorcist could be a career choice for Gloria Tesch after she realizes that Maradonia is going nowhere.

 

[Something Vague]

pickles can be sharp?

They're pretty deadly:

Just make sure all of your guy's pickles have those plastic cocktail swords.

 

[Saney]

Exorcist could be a career choice for Gloria Tesch after she realizes that Maradonia is going nowhere.

Don't give her any ideas.

 

[Oglooger]

pickles can be sharp?

They're pretty deadly:

Just make sure all of your guy's pickles have those plastic cocktail swords.

I'm already asking blessing from the pickle goddess herself

 

[HandBanana]

Exorcism/ghost hunting is the one scam I always wanted to try.

We could form our own makeshift Ghostbusters.

 

[Surtur]

Exorcism/ghost hunting is the one scam I always wanted to try.

We could form our own makeshift Ghostbusters.

SpergBusters

Edit: Also, this

 

[Something Vague]

Now Spergbusters is something I could get behind.

They probably think D&D is a BDSM cult just because they both have DMs.

 

[Bugaboo]

Why don't people understand that humans cannot preform crazy magical spells like in Harry Potter.

 

[Aleister Crowley]

Why don't people understand that humans cannot preform crazy magical spells like in Harry Potter.

They think that's magic(k) and not manifesting the universe within your body/astral body.

 

[exball]

Now Spergbusters is something I could get behind.

They probably think D&D is a BDSM cult just because they both have DMs.

You are attacked by a group of fetish cultists and a whip wyrm, Roll for initiative.