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Surtur

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exball said:
Fialovy said:
Now Spergbusters is something I could get behind.

They probably think D&D is a BDSM cult just because they both have DMs.

You are attacked by a group of fetish cultists and a whip wyrm, Roll for initiative.

I cast magic missle.
 

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Surtur said:
exball said:
Fialovy said:
Now Spergbusters is something I could get behind.

They probably think D&D is a BDSM cult just because they both have DMs.

You are attacked by a group of fetish cultists and a whip wyrm, Roll for initiative.

I cast magic missle.

Wait! I didn't put on my robe and wizard hat!
 

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revengeofphil said:
Why don't people understand that humans cannot preform crazy magical spells like in Harry Potter.

Because for self righteous shistains with delusions of being "holy warriors of god" it is far more gratifying to ones ego to claim that you are fighting evil witches and supernatural forces for the very survival of humanity, rather than impotently whining about fiction you find scary
 

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random_pickle said:
I feel really sad for these girls, they got groomed into this bullshit.
Bingo! A lot of young girls get into magic and spells, but grow out of it. These poor girls cant grow out of their religion, they have no out. They probably won't go to a traditional college and have social experiences (going to a bar on ones 21st) to make them normal adults.
 

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exball said:
Fialovy said:
Now Spergbusters is something I could get behind.

They probably think D&D is a BDSM cult just because they both have DMs.

You are attacked by a group of fetish cultists and a whip wyrm, Roll for initiative.
I punch the initiative.
 
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Sometimes I wonder if stuff like this is staged and scripted just so these teens can get attention. I find it extremely hard to believe shit like this.
 

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EleSigma said:
Sometimes I wonder if stuff like this is staged and scripted just so these teens can get attention. I find it extremely hard to believe shit like this.

I see you've never been the bible country then.
 

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Salto said:
I'm going to leave this here.

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Holy shit did you guys see that! He was throwing lighting from his hand! MIND BLOWN!
 
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HandBanana said:
EleSigma said:
Sometimes I wonder if stuff like this is staged and scripted just so these teens can get attention. I find it extremely hard to believe shit like this.

I see you've never been the bible country then.

I live in the South-Western part of Virginia.
 

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HandBanana said:
EleSigma said:
Sometimes I wonder if stuff like this is staged and scripted just so these teens can get attention. I find it extremely hard to believe shit like this.

I see you've never been the bible country then.

nor have you been to an uber-conservative Christian school.
 

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Yeah, just run by and scream EXPECTO PATRONUM and watch them freak out. Bonus points if you have a branch or something that looks wandlike while you do it.
 

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People get super offended when someone makes a "she needs the D" comment but these girls definitely need the D.
 

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I dated a girl who was sort of like this just not nearly as extreme. She was big into god vs devil stuff. She was also conservative catholic and if you think girls like these are bad you should check out their parents. Holy crap. They absolutely hated me from the moment they met me through the entire 2 years her and I were together. I wasn't catholic so I was automatically the devil out to deflower and corrupt their daughter (they weren't 100% wrong on part of that) away from her faith. In the end it didn't end well. So lesson learned, no super religious people in my relationships.

On a side note, I think if some of us formed a ghost hunting show it should be "GhostLusters". A show about hunting ghosts but only the really hot ones. It would be about hauntings that were super sexy. It could be haunted strip clubs or bourdellos (sp?). It would totally get a spot on TruTV. AUGH YEAH
 

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TheIncredibleLioness said:
Yeah, just run by and scream EXPECTO PATRONUM and watch them freak out. Bonus points if you have a branch or something that looks wandlike while you do it.

Nah man I would do it in full occultist garb Lulz are serious business. :epik:
 

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SodomyRocket said:
TheIncredibleLioness said:
Yeah, just run by and scream EXPECTO PATRONUM and watch them freak out. Bonus points if you have a branch or something that looks wandlike while you do it.

Nah man I would do it in full occultist garb Lulz are serious business. :epik:

Shoot, where is my Cthulhu mask?
 

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