Tehcait / Sponty / Kaizerfreak - Art Whore Extraordinaire. Seemingly Very Wealthy.

[JFKdestroyer]

(Since photo uploads aren't working I'll upload those later. Hopefully, this isn't too confusing without them)

There's a plague sweeping the FurAffinity "Your Character Here" auctions, and it's name is Tehcait.

Tehcait is a FurAffinity user who gets a lot of art. They have several characters and hundreds of commissions between them. Their primary account "Tehcait" is the one for the character they most often commission, which is actually a "rabbit humanoid" that has a giant dick, giant tits, and a giant ass with a set of bunny ears and a bunny tail. This character seems to be popular with some and loathed by the rest. Their second account is Kaizerfreak, which is for their character "Kai" who is a twinky anthro rabbit. This one people like.

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One of six pages of favorites that are almost all of just one of their characters

This person commissions so much art, they can't even seem to get around to uploading it all. A logged-in user on FurAffinity will notice the Tehcait account last uploaded art two months ago, but the account favorites are full of even more art featuring their character uploaded as recently as last week. Their favorites section is almost entirely art they commissioned for pages and pages.

e621 can't even keep up as that site claims there are only 189 items tagged "Sponty", many of which are variations. The Sponty FA account has 250 uploads, most of them are unique.

This isn't shitty art, either. It's well done and drawn by some of the top talent in the fandom. Many of these artists charge hundreds of dollars for art. If you average they paid $25o for just 200 unique pieces of art, that comes out to $50,000

Except they didn't pay just $250 for all their art.

One of the things that drove me to write this post was an incident a few weeks ago. An artist was offering a custom animation commission and was auctioning off the slot. Someone ran the auction up but Tehcait kept bidding until the auction went over $8,500.

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This is the same person that just two years ago fretted about spending $50 on a Guild Wars II account.

So what do you think went down? Lottery winner? Rich uncle died? Do they live in squallor and spend every dime they can on awful furry porn?

 

[InLivingTuna]

He's rich and successful enough to have thousands of dollars to spend on custom made porn just for him, that's not a lolcow that's the good life.

I remember there was the Fox/Falco guy (and it's funny how I just need to say "the Fox/Falco guy" and most furries will immediately know who I'm talking about), he's spent about 60k on furry porn just of those two characters thus far according to him. I actually talked to him a few times through a mutual, he's cool and I aspire to be him.

 

[ES 148]

I aspire to be him.

You aspire to commission an endless supply of pornographic images? Man, I wasn't thinking hard enough as a kid!

 

[Weenus Salesman]

I think this is just another furry with deep pockets or way too much spending money. Nothing really cow worthy imo, but still fascinating to see more people like this.

That Togepi1125 guy does the same thing, but with Fox and Falco macro porn. The guy just uses his spending money on art.

 

[Cable 7]

We had another thread abotu the art whore who commisioned a shit ton of Bayleaf porn somewhere.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I think some kind of "Art Whoring"/"Art Whores" general discussion thread would be something interesting.

 

[Mikoyan]

We had another thread abotu the art whore who commisioned a shit ton of Bayleaf porn somewhere.

Nicobay? He's probably the cow-iest of the art whores now that Allan's gone some kind of 'normal'.

 

[John Furrman]

Holy fucking shit.

Maybe not a lolcow, but this guy is a specimen. Continue observations, there has to be more to this.

 

[Weenus Salesman]

I think some kind of "Art Whoring"/"Art Whores" general discussion thread would be something interesting.

If anything, it'd probably be similar to the personal lolcow threads, but it might be a decent way to find cows depending on how people get the money/attention for all the art

 

[SydBarrett]

We had another thread abotu the art whore who commisioned a shit ton of Bayleaf porn somewhere.

Just because the chikorita line is the worst starter line (so far) doesn't justify that

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Had the pleasure of being around this person on Second Life some time ago (6-24 months, no idea anymore). 4chan had a pretty moderately decent group going on at the time; personal hangout, some sort of officer hierarchy and a no lewd ruling.

As per expected with chans, the higher-ups eventually gave in and started their loli-ageplay in "secret", attracting more and more straight up "noobs", making the target group anyone with a hard dick and an elitist attitude, as opposed to 4chan regulars. Cue this monkey showing up, absolutely devoid of social skills, never talking to anyone but his handler pulling him around.

The person literally made the character you see drawn now. An anime head on top of the most basic bitch plug-n-play outfits with no editing outside tinting it all blue/white. He was handfed a mediocre avatar and paid people thousands to make it look not like shit (also bought a custom 3D body, which means no clothing integration and thus a naked barbie doll- b-but custom!). Having known a fair amount of angsty teens, any and all attention given to a loser is addicting, which is probably why he can't stop commissioning art. Notice how the majority of his art is tentacles because he's got literally no one to get art with.

For reference, his own skills at work: http://bit.ly/2x95gLg - What someone put together in an hour, resulting in something so mindblowing to him he has yet to change a detail (probably lack of ability to): http://bit.ly/2xSoS4X

He tried to pass off Kaizerfreak as another person for some time, I guess eventually giving up. Still incredibly vague about it just being an alt account (wouldn't want people to realize it's another loser's cashdump). One of his closer "friends" (See: the growing number of people finding his mess of an online life amusing to follow close-quarters) told me that he paid for art of his brother and brother's boyfriend, only to have himself included. No idea why, considering he seems fine paying more for special treatment from 'big' artists.

I've heard 'round and about that his brother is one of the more prominent /vgeneral/ shitposters as well, the whole feminine feet and stockings-attention whore deal. Money or NEET, degeneracy seems to be in their genes.

 

[Kaabi]

Had the pleasure of being around this person on Second Life some time ago (6-24 months, no idea anymore). 4chan had a pretty moderately decent group going on at the time; personal hangout, some sort of officer hierarchy and a no lewd ruling.

As per expected with chans, the higher-ups eventually gave in and started their loli-ageplay in "secret", attracting more and more straight up "noobs", making the target group anyone with a hard dick and an elitist attitude, as opposed to 4chan regulars. Cue this monkey showing up, absolutely devoid of social skills, never talking to anyone but his handler pulling him around.

The person literally made the character you see drawn now. An anime head on top of the most basic bitch plug-n-play outfits with no editing outside tinting it all blue/white. He was handfed a mediocre avatar and paid people thousands to make it look not like shit (also bought a custom 3D body, which means no clothing integration and thus a naked barbie doll- b-but custom!). Having known a fair amount of angsty teens, any and all attention given to a loser is addicting, which is probably why he can't stop commissioning art. Notice how the majority of his art is tentacles because he's got literally no one to get art with.

For reference, his own skills at work: http://bit.ly/2x95gLg - What someone put together in an hour, resulting in something so mindblowing to him he has yet to change a detail (probably lack of ability to): http://bit.ly/2xSoS4X

He tried to pass off Kaizerfreak as another person for some time, I guess eventually giving up. Still incredibly vague about it just being an alt account (wouldn't want people to realize it's another loser's cashdump). One of his closer "friends" (See: the growing number of people finding his mess of an online life amusing to follow close-quarters) told me that he paid for art of his brother and brother's boyfriend, only to have himself included. No idea why, considering he seems fine paying more for special treatment from 'big' artists.

I've heard 'round and about that his brother is one of the more prominent /vgeneral/ shitposters as well, the whole feminine feet and stockings-attention whore deal. Money or NEET, degeneracy seems to be in their genes.

The links don't work, by the way. 404'd. From the way you described his Second Life avatar, i found it in his furaffinity scraps.

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I've seen this OC from this guy around a few times, including the other. I honestly thought they were two different people but i'm surprised they're the same person. Though, it's not uncommon to have an account full of commissioned art of an OC on Furaffinity. But i'm surprised they're the same person.

According to the description of the first picture he commissioned, he said the outfit of Sponty is from GaiaOnline.

I can confirm this because the headpiece in the center of Sponty's head, and possibly the titty stars is a GaiaOnline item called Fallen Wish. He may have used a different item for the titty stars, but i do know that this particular item has stars for the tits.

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As for the rest of the items, i'm not too sure. I would have to dig through various item list threads in the Gaia forums just to find out what exactly matches his OC. But i do recognize those two things since they did look vaguely familiar.

 

[Splendid]

So you mean the tit stars are canonical? Just looks like standard gaia shit to me.

 

[Kaabi]

So you mean the tit stars are canonical? Just looks like standard gaia shit to me.

Pretty much. The screencap of the description that i posted, this is the picture in question.

This is the first picture he got commissioned of Sponty and the star tits, bunny ears, star pussy, gloves, head wings, bunny tail, headband and head gem are all Gaia Online items, including Fallen Wish. For the hell of it, i went ahead and used Gaia's avatar maker and tried my best to recreate the character based on older pictures and included what's equipped.

Edit: Just realized that he used Fallen Wish AGAIN for the hairband. Only difference is that he made artists remove the swirls that come with it. Even some of the older Sponty art features the swirls sometimes.

Even her hairstyle is one of the older Gaia hairstyles you can buy in the shops, which is cheap btw. Speaking of Gaia, someone left a comment on one of the commissions Cait got of Sponty asking that they should give some copyright to Gaia since most of the items and accessories are from there and Cait had this to say about it. The reason? Cause Cait gave credit to himself as if the whole concept and idea of Sponty was his from the start.

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[LikeicareKF]

Once you win powerball arent you beyond judgement ?

 

[Fareal]

Meh, I guess they are stimulating the gaia ripoff furry artist microeconomy. Character "design" looks like shit but lolGaia

 

[Splendid]

Once you win powerball arent you beyond judgement ?

It means you have money, so yes.

 

[Power Armor]

I can confirm the SL claims. 4chan had two distinct sims, the /vg/ sim, filled with "EPIC WEEEN" type of trolls and people in denial that they only play Second Life to jack off, and the /d/ sim, filled with catty bitches mad about shit that doesn't matter and people that play Second Life only to jack off. While I can't confirm Sponty ever once appeared in the /vg/ sim (She'd be kicked out instantly if she did, due to nudity) she did frequent to /d/ sim, and by "frequent" I mean "Stood in the corner of the room and did nothing ever".

The /d/ sim was notable for never being able to survive for more than four months at any given time. To this day both the /d/ and /vg/ sims are dead, and nothing of value was lost.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

The links don't work, by the way.

Yeah that's the avatar made for them, this is the one they somehow managed to conjure themself.

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The /d/ sim was notable for never being able to survive for more than four months at any given time. To this day both the /d/ and /vg/ sims are dead, and nothing of value was lost.

It reflected early /vg/ for a while, messing around without causing harm or distress onto anyone. Going on trips and standing around with dicks out. Then /vg/ caught wind and ruined it all. Now one of the more sensible 'officers' is a vg officer and a massive shitlord at that.

Basically contacting 4chan in any form in a sex 3D chat is a bad idea, but at this point it's practically just a tag. Hey, know of 4chan? Come act like a cool guy and call people normies, and then go fuck in secret bunkers. Nevermind you don't frequent the place, it's a cool-kid bypass for all of us who have transcended normies!

Thankfully he fucked off quite fast, but it was pretty sad seeing how 10 minutes of someone's attention manifested into thousands of $ art.

 

[Power Armor]

fftopic: @Cactus Wings the 4chan sl audience was far too concerned with trying to look "cool" that it caused problems nonstop. i remember the shitstorm when one of the biggest anti-erp advocates was caught fucking around in /d/ with their dick out. cue lots of stuttering and trying to assert that they're still in the cool kids club.