Television shows that emulate the Lolcow experience?

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vorechicken

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All daytime TV presenters can themselves be considered cows. Ever catch "This Morning" in Bongland or anything similar and you know what I mean. The whole saga of Schofield coming out as gay whilst having a wife and kids, turning himself into a nationwide laughing stock for like the 5th time was great.
 

GhostButt

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Morton Downey Jr., which can best be described as both the direct predecessor to Jerry Springer and a weird pre-internet version of True Capitalist Radio, complete with a wackjob conservative host who smoked like a freight train and drank like a fish

First result gives us this stunner of a thumbnail right away

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Pissmaster

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Reality TV garbage like Jersey Shore and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo come to mind, as does Dr. Phil.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is the epitome of horrorcows, and I feel like that show is gonna be used as the common example of how brazenly children were exploited in the entertainment industry.

Of all the stupid shit people get upset over nowadays, I'm surprised that show was made in the 2010s.
 

DavidFerrie

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The stereotypes in The Young Ones were arguably parodies of 1980s lolcows: Neil the hippy was an environmentalist SJW, Vyvyan Basterd the punk was Antifa, Rik The People's Poet was another SJW, Mike was the PUA, etc.

Two of those guys later starred in Bottom as even bigger and more insane lolcows. The Brits have a knack for sitcoms featuring characters with zero redeeming qualities, it seems:

 

Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

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90 Day Fiance is the best lolcow show ever.

Quick clip where a 60 year old woman who is trying to get pregnant by this Nigerian celebrity gets outed for calling him (her child husband) a nigga. Yes, this episode was filmed over Zoom.

90 Day Fiance is just drama between two people. It's not really showcasing lolcows. Jerry Springer is the one that showcases lolcows.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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90 Day Fiance is the best lolcow show ever.
Geez, some of the most cringeworthy people that are on that show include
Danielle, with her lazy eye and smelly gooch hole
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Colt, with his moobs. He has TV money, and he hasn't gotten those things fixed. Some people speculate he has Kleifelter's
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90 Day Fiance is just drama between two people. It's not really showcasing lolcows. Jerry Springer is the one that showcases lolcows.
Says the LOLcow, himself.

I've also been laughing at people on love after lock-up. Those people are all addicted to meth, crack, booze, steroids, or porn.