Television shows that emulate the Lolcow experience?

[Tim Buckley]

Dr. Phill.

 

[KittyGremlin]

only lolcows watch television unironically in [current year]

 

[vorechicken]

All daytime TV presenters can themselves be considered cows. Ever catch "This Morning" in Bongland or anything similar and you know what I mean. The whole saga of Schofield coming out as gay whilst having a wife and kids, turning himself into a nationwide laughing stock for like the 5th time was great.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Adam Ruins Everything is a good example of the cuckiest white cuck there ever was and ever will be.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

the steve wilkos show encapsulates the lolcow experience so well that i'm almost offended nobody mentioned it yet

 

[GhostButt]

Morton Downey Jr., which can best be described as both the direct predecessor to Jerry Springer and a weird pre-internet version of True Capitalist Radio, complete with a wackjob conservative host who smoked like a freight train and drank like a fish

First result gives us this stunner of a thumbnail right away

 

[Nykysnottrans]

The stereotypes in The Young Ones were arguably parodies of 1980s lolcows: Neil the hippy was an environmentalist SJW, Vyvyan Basterd the punk was Antifa, Rik The People's Poet was another SJW, Mike was the PUA, etc.

 

[CWCissey]

The stereotypes in The Young Ones were arguably parodies of 1980s lolcows: Neil the hippy was an environmentalist SJW, Vyvyan Basterd the punk was Antifa, Rik The People's Poet was another SJW, Mike was the PUA, etc.

Vyvyan was clearly the alt-right and Rik was Antifa.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

The internet ruined my life

 

[beautiful person]

No mention of Maury yet? Maury, Springer, and Steve Wilkos were my shit before the internet. Dr. Phil was occasionally good for cow-watching, though his smugness took away from the fun a lot of the time. Judge Judy is still a favorite.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

First result gives us this stunner of a thumbnail right away

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Looks and feels like a late 80s/early 90s WWF spot yelling at Hulk Hogan

"MY WIFE WOULD NEVER GO TOPLESS! I WILL FEED YOU MY WARTS WITH LOX AND EGGS AT WRESTLEMANIA HOWARD!"

 

[Marche]

Every single show on TLC, I don't care that half the stuff on it is fake because the other half of it has threads here.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I think "The Dr Phil Show" especially when Phil roasts the drunkard/idiot.

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

this entire show.

 

[Pissmaster]

Reality TV garbage like Jersey Shore and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo come to mind, as does Dr. Phil.

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is the epitome of horrorcows, and I feel like that show is gonna be used as the common example of how brazenly children were exploited in the entertainment industry.

Of all the stupid shit people get upset over nowadays, I'm surprised that show was made in the 2010s.

 

[soft kitty]

Judge Judy comes to mind.

 

[DavidFerrie]

The stereotypes in The Young Ones were arguably parodies of 1980s lolcows: Neil the hippy was an environmentalist SJW, Vyvyan Basterd the punk was Antifa, Rik The People's Poet was another SJW, Mike was the PUA, etc.

Two of those guys later starred in Bottom as even bigger and more insane lolcows. The Brits have a knack for sitcoms featuring characters with zero redeeming qualities, it seems:

 

[Chongqing]

90 Day Fiance is the best lolcow show ever.

Quick clip where a 60 year old woman who is trying to get pregnant by this Nigerian celebrity gets outed for calling him (her child husband) a nigga. Yes, this episode was filmed over Zoom.

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

90 Day Fiance is the best lolcow show ever.

Quick clip where a 60 year old woman who is trying to get pregnant by this Nigerian celebrity gets outed for calling him (her child husband) a nigga. Yes, this episode was filmed over Zoom.

90 Day Fiance is just drama between two people. It's not really showcasing lolcows. Jerry Springer is the one that showcases lolcows.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

90 Day Fiance is the best lolcow show ever.

Geez, some of the most cringeworthy people that are on that show include
Danielle, with her lazy eye and smelly gooch hole

Colt, with his moobs. He has TV money, and he hasn't gotten those things fixed. Some people speculate he has Kleifelter's

90 Day Fiance is just drama between two people. It's not really showcasing lolcows. Jerry Springer is the one that showcases lolcows.

Says the LOLcow, himself.

I've also been laughing at people on love after lock-up. Those people are all addicted to meth, crack, booze, steroids, or porn.