Tell me about your basement, you weirdos! - Also, Basement accessories

[TiggerNits]

It has come to my attention that some of our new brethren from other websites that have immigrated here are basement aficionados and connoisseurs. I, myself have never owned a home with a basement and am curious about them.

What makes for a good basement?

How many monitors does a basement need, and what percentage of them need to be showing some kind of IRC Chat room?

What's the best video games for playing in a basement? (Is it Perfect Dark!? I bet it is!)

What makes for a good basement buddy?

Why did Hitler choose to die in his basement?

I am very curious about this lifestyle and would like to know more. SO please, friends, use this as your headquarters for all things basement

 

[GotMeWrong]

I live in an apartment, so I don't have a basement. But it's kind of like a basement anyway. Dark, dank, creepy, sort of smells funny. Does that count?

 

[TiggerNits]

I live in an apartment, so I don't have a basement. But it's kind of like a basement anyway. Dark, dank, creepy, sort of smells funny. Does that count?

Depends, do you feel it represents the fringe basement lifestyle as a whole? How much IRC do you use a week? Have you ever played a Warcraft?

 

[Cuck Norris]

There's a furnace and a water heater and a couple prostitutes chained to the wall. Sorry, former prostitutes. No woman of mine is gonna sell her body.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Unlike many web weirdos, I actually occupy a studio room at the top of my house.
Also various spare bedrooms converted to libraries.

 

[TiggerNits]

Unlike many web weirdos, I actually occupy a studio room at the top of my house.
Also various spare bedrooms converted to libraries.

Just fyi you don't put anime figurines and manga in a "library"

 

[Curt Sibling]

Just fyi you don't put anime figurines and manga in a "library"

Indeed. I don't own either forms of cancer. I am talking proper books, such as an original volume from 1758.

 

[The Queen of Trash]

My roommate took over the basement and now it's too manly for a fragile woman like myself to enter.

 

[UrbanDecayLover]

I have a life size cardboard cut out of Jason from Friday the 13th in my basement.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Houses in central Texas generally don't have basements because the water table is too high or some shit.

 

[TiggerNits]

Houses in central Texas generally don't have basements because the water table is too high or some shit.

Houses in the mountain areas of AZ don't have them either because the ground is fucking solid rock.

 

[as an SA refugee]

I live in an apartment with my parents.
That's almost like a basement.
It's dark and chill.
There are 4 monitors, no IRC, sadly.

There is no cum vase. Does that count?

 

[JSGOTI]

There is no cum vase. Does that count?

Is a shoebox more to your liking, then?

 

[MrTroll]

 

[vertexwindi]

I live in an attic. Almost the same thing.

It's nice but the owner's a dick.

 

[as an SA refugee]

Is a shoebox more to your liking, then?

Those fall apart.
How about a an aquarium?

 

[JSGOTI]

Those fall apart.
How about a an aquarium?

That works. Got the plastic fish floating in it at least?
I know you can't see them, but go big or go home.

 

[VJ 120]

It's a swimming pool. Because that's what happens when you put a basement in your house in Florida.

 

[TiggerNits]

I live in an attic. Almost the same thing.

It's nice but the owner's a dick.

sry bout ur step-dad

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

I live in an apartment, so no basement, but I work nights, so it's always dark outside when I am awake, therefore I may as well be living in a basement.

I've thought about killing myself more than once the past week. It's pretty fucking shit.