Terrible Picrew thread - Alternatively: Tumblrsona generators exist now.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP85QoxJ_PM
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Picrew, for the uninitiated, is a Japanese site where artists can make dress up games without coding knowledge. Recently, how to make your own Picrew has become knowledge in the English speaking community, which means us filthy westerners have to come and ruin something once again.

Now, it's not wrong for people from other countries to use Japanese sites. Chinese and Korean audiences often do use them, and that's all fine and good. However, most of the English speaking side of Picrew seems to have a distinct lack of quality control, as most are seemingly done for attention seeking or as jokes, rather than taking time to make their Picrews look professional, like something you would want to share in a portfolio like a majority of eastern artists try to do.
The common theme with these all are "What person, aside from a westerner, would understand this?"
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An aside: LOL at the one that says "Koa gemu meka" in katakana. Doesn't take any Japanese knowledge to know that should be "凄いゲイムメ-カ-" (Sugoi geimu meka). ETA: That is actually correct.
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Considering that a lot of the English generators have pride flags, I think there's enough terrible English generators on this site that we can laugh at them together, and share whatever unholy abominations we have concocted from these diabolus ex machina.

Generated from this embarrassment:
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This is Bailey. After going to 15 different therapists and doctors, she has self diagnosed herself with autism, bpd, depression, npd (Newark police department) and kin dysphoria, despite all of them saying she has no signs of anything wrong. Now, you may ask yourself, "Ah, kin dysphoria? But surely, you mean regular dysphoria, especially seeing that she/he has a trans pride flag". To that, I say you should neck yourself for being such a bigot! She is a cisgender, heterosexual "woman", but has kin memories of being a gay frog. This causes her a lot of pain, along with her plethora of mental problems, and can only cope by painting her body with toxic, green paint. Due to filthy corporate scum not printing her kin pride flag, she has to buy the trans flag instead; it's close enough after all.

She is determined to defeat Alex Jones, solely because of his homofrogphobia.
 

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Koresh

Vernon Wayne Howell
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I don't understand how these shitty artists can upload their own and see it next to actually well-stylized and polished art and not immediately scrub the internet clean of their scribbling to go on a pilgrimage to learn how to draw anything that's not a 3/4ths headshot. Or how to draw even that because wow, 3/4ths headshots are probably the easiest thing to shit out and theirs still look like dogshit.
 

CivilianOfTheFandomWars

Tanith’s Worst and Only
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I don't understand how these shitty artists can upload their own and see it next to actually well-stylized and polished art and not immediately scrub the internet clean of their scribbling to go on a pilgrimage to learn how to draw anything that's not a 3/4ths headshot. Or how to draw even that because wow, 3/4ths headshots are probably the easiest thing to shit out and theirs still look like dogshit.
Because people seem to forget that not all art is to be viewed. What they upload should have been saved away or even deleted because it should have been just practice.
With the internet, you see all of these great artists, but you rarely see their worst and earliest work. They had to practice for that level of quality, they didn’t just start that way.
 

Koresh

Vernon Wayne Howell
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Because people seem to forget that not all art is to be viewed. What they upload should have been saved away or even deleted because it should have been just practice.
With the internet, you see all of these great artists, but you rarely see their worst and earliest work. They had to practice for that level of quality, they didn’t just start that way.
Eh, I don't entirely agree. Art instructors will have you show your studies to them or other students because even though they're not finished products, they're often better shows of your understanding of the fundamentals than a finished piece is because you can't hide the flaws with fancy rendering. There's nothing wrong with uploading practice and it's always nice to be able to track an artist's progression.

I think its the fact that these kids spent time putting these character generators together and not once in the span of drawing each eyeball or hijabs did they stop and think, "Huh, maybe my skills aren't at this level yet and I should practice instead of wasting time recoloring different pride flags," that's the most baffling to me.

What I'm trying to say here is that what we see here are what these people consider finished polished products and it's akin to a human pillow nugget saying they want to run like Usain Bolt and flopping against the ground to demonstrate.
 

Digital Thunder

Sans but Purple
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I've been seeing quite a few avatars using that chemicataclysm generator recently, figures it'd be a Picrew thing. You'd think for how entrenched stereotypical Tumblr art is in the anime influences it ironically tries to run away from that they'd hold on to some cues so their generators wouldn't look like total dogshit, but nope...

Also, that Sanders generator. Imagine not only polluting the waters, but not even trying to do it with any decency.
 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP85QoxJ_PM
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https://picrew.me/image_maker/106133 This one says, literally "Smash the fash".
Not going to include the antifa jargon, but I want to create another abomination, so this is for you.
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Name: Ferdinand
Pronouns: "it"/"its" (WITH the quotation marks, or else you ARE misgendering!)
Backstory: Ferdinand is a nonbinary, bisexual Mexican communist born and raised in Alabama. "Its" occupation is being a clown, however, "it's" currently homeless and need to e-beg to remain afloat.

Ferdinand's strong communist beliefs originated from "its" belief that orphanages are inherently another plague of capitalism that are also heavily misogynistic, believing that (in "its" own words) "they teach women/vagina havers to become factories for filthy, cishet men", and that "we must seize the means of birth in Karl's name!"

However, it is likely that this belief originated from the fact "it" has 3 arrests regarding cannibalism, with all of the victims being children.
 

edibleBulimia

Live young, die fast
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I like how they had more effort in having ALL PRIDE FLAGS ON THE GAME than actually improving the art so the game doesn’t look like a lazy piece of crap.

That being said, I’ll wait til my internet’s ok to make some crappy avatars on it. :)
 
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Yukari Yakumo

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Welp, I may as well jump onto the bandwagon.
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Name: Bootleg Keith from Voltron (yes, that's his name)
Pronouns: He/Him
Backstory: Bootleg Keith from Voltron is a he/him lesbian and feminist who believes that woman should own the rights to everything, along with having a communist perspective due to his abusive childhood beating up his two other brothers. He was repeatedly called a 'mistake' by his mother ever since he began to call himself a 'lesbihonest individual'.

His original "dead name" was Jordan Hoschester but he renamed himself to Bootleg Keith from Voltron due to the previous name "giving him race dysphoria". He's a self diagnosed latina/African.
 

CivilianOfTheFandomWars

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Guys, I’ll admit it.
This thing is unironically fun to play with.
Help me.
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This is Bradmantha, worlds gayest Jewish pro wrestler.
Me/Mine pronouns
They mainly fight in high flying attacks and grapples. Their finisher is accusing the opponent of homophobia and anti Semitic behavior.
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This is a smol-titty neko girl I got from pressing what I think was random, I don’t know because I don’t speak moon runes.
She fucked up her eye trying to apply makeup with her cat paws on and everyone makes fun of her now.
OC, do not steal.
 
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NoFeline

im intersex i have both uwu
True & Honest Fan
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I made my icon with one of these and I was really offended that they didn't have a kiwi gay flag???? or even a demikiwi flag???? it costs 0 dollars to be inclusive????

smh....and the kiwiphobia jumped out....

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CivilianOfTheFandomWars

Tanith’s Worst and Only
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Of course, there are people on Tumblr complaining about Picrews not being inclusive enough.
What a surprise, a majority Japanese site doesn't have dark skin and pride flag options

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Can we start calling tumblrs on Picrew colonizers so they leave it alone?
Man, this shit is free. It’s not like they commissioned anything.
And also:
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Did you miss my gay brown Jew wrestler?
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I’m very proud of them.
 

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Ereli Ghengiedaeh
Pronouns: He/They
Race:White
Ereli Ghengiedaeh is a genderflux panromantic asexual they work at Starbucks where he writes "down with cis" & their patreon on people's coffee he lives in N.Y in a high class studio apartment that their parents pay for.
His hobbies include: Protesting Trump, bullying people on twitter, yelling at cops , protecting the innocent minorities and women, watching, reading and listening to anything made by a woman and reading feminist poetry.
 
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