Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen HovenLandwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

She is fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

Well, eff my moral standards, too, apparently.

 

Anyone who actually finds this "thing" attractive is probably a lolcow themselves.

 

I think a certain photoshop is basically asking to be made of that corn dog pic

 

Her head is really out of proportion with the rest of her body. It's like looking at a hamster on top of a pile of bean bags. Speaking personally I don't think her face is ugly, but the proportions look like something Chris would draw.

 

Even Chris probably wouldn't fuck her.

 

Lol she got a tattoo of herself on her arm

 

That left bicep is disgusting.

 

Anyone almost not feel bad for who she scammed? Anyone who bought into this kinda can't be expecting anything less.

She's the typical person who had 15 mins of fame, ripped people off and will live rest of life being a cow, quite literally in her case.

 

I would say the Miss Piggy tattoo is fitting, but Miss Piggy is actually fabulous so

 

I remember this girl. She's very ironic because even though she bases her whole career around fighting society's beauty standards, she uses ridiculous amounts of Photoshop and makeup to hide the fact that she's hideous. Apparently (shockingly) she's also a narcissistic bitch to other models as well. And has cellulite that you could lose your phone in.

 

If I bump into her will I get swallowed whole?

 

Oh, man, I've heard of this hambeast.

I actually just checked her Instagram and, you know... It's weird that someone who supports HAES goes to the gym. I mean, because exercising would mean that she's trying to lose weight, and that would be against everything she stands for!

Also apparently she's pregnant? Yeah, I couldn't tell, either. I don't know what sort of person would stick their dick in that... frankly I'm surprised it's physically possible.

But to play Devil's Advocate, apparently she did donate 1k to some domestic violence charity, according to her Wikipedia. Although I question the validity of a lot of the information on her Wikipedia page. And also her retroactively donating 1k to a domestic violence charity doesn't change the fact that she did, in fact, lie about where the money was going for her stupid shirts in the first place, since it's common knowledge she squandered those funds on a trip to Disneyworld.

 

Tess is in this video.

 

This thing classifies as a notable person according to Wikipedia?