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Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen HovenLandwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by hood LOLCOW, Mar 3, 2016.

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  1. MAN THE HARPOONS, BOYS! WE HAVE A BIG ONE HERE!
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    So you might be wondering, who the hell is Tess Holliday? According to her Wikipedia page, Tess Holliday or Ryann Maegen Hoven, formerly also known as Tess Munster, is an American plus-size model and a body-positive activist, politically correct speak for landwhale and someone who is too lazy to exercise. But what makes her so special anyway?

    In November 2014, she claims to have produced a series of T-shirts with the words, "Eff your body standards!" for $40 each, and claims that the proceeds will be donated to a Domestic Violence charity. Fans who bought the T-shirts realized that none of their T-shirts arrived, and after some digging, none of the money went to charity. When these fans asked Tess what happened, Tess, who ran her own page, did the most reasonable thing possible: she blocked them.
    Butthurt fans later found out that sometime after the "EYBS" scandal, photos of Tess spending her holiday in Disneyland appeared in her own Facebook page, further angering them. Tess even went further to claim that she needed money for her gallstone surgery (protip: this is what you get for being a fat fuck guys). Besides the whole EYBS scam, Tess has been known to stalk her critics and being terrible in general, to the point that several photographers refused to work with her, and what caused Torrid, a plus-size clothing company, to sever ties with her

    Source: http://ageofshitlords.com/tess-hollidaymunster-is-a-shitty-person-and-heres-why/



    Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tess_Holliday
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TessHollidayOfficial
    https://www.facebook.com/ryann.maegen
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tess_Holliday/
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessholliday/
     
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    #1 hood LOLCOW, Mar 3, 2016
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  2. She is fat and I would not have sex with her.
     
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  3. Well, eff my moral standards, too, apparently.
     
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  4. Anyone who actually finds this "thing" attractive is probably a lolcow themselves.
     
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  5. I think a certain photoshop is basically asking to be made of that corn dog pic
     
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  6. Her head is really out of proportion with the rest of her body. It's like looking at a hamster on top of a pile of bean bags. Speaking personally I don't think her face is ugly, but the proportions look like something Chris would draw.
     
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  7. Even Chris probably wouldn't fuck her.
     
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  8. Lol she got a tattoo of herself on her arm
     
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  9. Capture.PNG

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  10. Anyone almost not feel bad for who she scammed? Anyone who bought into this kinda can't be expecting anything less.

    She's the typical person who had 15 mins of fame, ripped people off and will live rest of life being a cow, quite literally in her case.
     
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  11. :lol:
     
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  12. Wow, they shopped Minnie Mouse with IHM. Now we need a Medic Mouse

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  13. I would say the Miss Piggy tattoo is fitting, but Miss Piggy is actually fabulous so
     
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  14. I remember this girl. She's very ironic because even though she bases her whole career around fighting society's beauty standards, she uses ridiculous amounts of Photoshop and makeup to hide the fact that she's hideous. Apparently (shockingly) she's also a narcissistic bitch to other models as well. And has cellulite that you could lose your phone in.
     
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    #15 Solzhenitsyn, Mar 3, 2016
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  15. If I bump into her will I get swallowed whole?
     
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  16. Oh, man, I've heard of this hambeast.

    I actually just checked her Instagram and, you know... It's weird that someone who supports HAES goes to the gym. I mean, because exercising would mean that she's trying to lose weight, and that would be against everything she stands for!

    Also apparently she's pregnant? Yeah, I couldn't tell, either. I don't know what sort of person would stick their dick in that... frankly I'm surprised it's physically possible.

    But to play Devil's Advocate, apparently she did donate 1k to some domestic violence charity, according to her Wikipedia. Although I question the validity of a lot of the information on her Wikipedia page. And also her retroactively donating 1k to a domestic violence charity doesn't change the fact that she did, in fact, lie about where the money was going for her stupid shirts in the first place, since it's common knowledge she squandered those funds on a trip to Disneyworld.
     
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  17. Tess is in this video.
     
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  18. This thing classifies as a notable person according to Wikipedia?
     
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