Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 5 0.5%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 71 6.8%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 211 20.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 245 23.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 178 17.1%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 114 10.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 48 4.6%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 171 16.4%

  • Total voters
    1,043

Tiny Clanger

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So did Henry VIII. He was not only massive when he finally carked but pretty much pre-rotted, bits had been falling off for ages. By the time they 'd sorted out a State Funeral so much cadaver gas had built up in him that he blew up half-way through his super posh nobby funeral.

One minute it's all pomp n circumstance and the next? KA-BLOOEY!
 

Ol Dirty Fatso

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So did Henry VIII. He was not only massive when he finally carked but pretty much pre-rotted, bits had been falling off for ages. By the time they 'd sorted out a State Funeral so much cadaver gas had built up in him that he blew up half-way through his super posh nobby funeral.

One minute it's all pomp n circumstance and the next? KA-BLOOEY!
God I would kill for Henry viii to be a contemporary person with a thread here
 

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Off topic, but we would have so much fun speculating on his wife dramas.
And it's wild but the majority of non-Catholic privately educated kids in my state of Australia are Anglican, so basically all my schooling in Melbourne was set by the rules Henry helped lay out. His influence is absolutely real here and I'm in bloody Australia. Wild

Anyway, lol Henry would not have sex with Tess
 

Flawmil

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Tess is in London still, last we heard she’s sick. She hasn’t posted anything about being in London the last couple days, which is weird because the first couple of days we got so many selfie’s and photos of her binging on food and alcohol. Anyone think she got Covid? Either way she must be bedridden for her not to be posting a copious amount of selfies across England.
 

Tiny Clanger

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She better fucking not have covid...

She's exactly the tourist nobody needs at the moment. Here for no purpose, steaming around all over the place and has she worn a mask after she got off the plane? Has she bollocks.

She's a bloody super-spreader all by herself and I will be raging if this fat lump of useless ends up being treated for free on the NHS, because that's what we do. Our healthcare is free even to mastodons who come from outside even during a pandemic then rampage up and down the country spreading their germs. Somehow, I doubt she has health insurance in the US...

Here's hoping TenTon is just back home being jet-lagged so she can ignore her kids some more.

On the plus side, if she HAS got CoVid, doctors her give no fucks about telling you you're a flubster who needs to put the fork down. She can wheeze about HAES and fat-shaming until she's blue but we have no interest in feather-bedding her delusions. Can you imagine the PTSD she'll get from bluntly being told she needs to lose weight? Hopefully it'll be enough of an ego blow to ensure she never comes back.
 

Awkward Aardvark

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Sure, there are a lot of fatties out there who will die early and eat far too much junk, but there are also the other half the population who are slim or normal weight and don’t overdo it, and why should their occasional bag of skittles be banned?

The solution is to put shame back into the equation, and put any burden on being overweight onto the fat person. They should have higher health costs-they cost more. Require them to be weighed before getting on an airplane if they didn’t buy two tickets, all the way down the line. No disability for something they control, no protected class stuff.

These fat girls on social media do get a lot of negative comments and they should. Probably would get a lot more if people weren’t so worried about their feelings and some group coming down on them. The media has to stop falling for this HAES shit, doctors need to prescribe exercise not Vyvance.
The problem is that, in the US, it's not "the other half of the population" who're slim or normal weight according to statistics - in fact, it's 29.8%. The share of obese and overweight people also keeps rising. The trend is that normal people become overweight, overweight become obese, and obese become extremely obese. So the practical data points out that almost nobody can handle the amounts of sugar currently available. I know that Kiwi's are probably the exemption in the sense that most of us seem to be normal weight and our sugar consumption is not a problem for us (or anyone else). I personally tend to eat 1-2 ice-creams a day, but my BMI is 24 and I'm tall (over 6ft) which is known to skew the BMI chart higher. The problem with sugar is that it's probably the only addictive compound that people in general don't realize the danger of. Most obese people seem to have enablers that simply don't exist to the same degree for people addicted to alcohol or harder drugs. And even if you would ban sugar it wouldn't stop things from tasting sweet - we have things like erythritol, monk fruit extract, sucralose, aspartame and pure glucose that are all healthier than the consumption of table sugar or high fructose corn syrup.

I would love to bring shame back, but I suspect we're far beyond the point of it mattering. Even if one airline would have people weighed for a second seat it would simply alienate the customers and move them over to another airline. And if that wasn't enough it seems that at least a quarter of the population suffer from some level of wokeish mental illness that would increase the risk of random people lashing out against that airline. I guess the point is that it's difficult to shame someone into something that would not only require them to change their opinion, but to change a large part of their appearance.

I'm personally not happy that obese girls get so much negativity as that only seems to make them gain more weight. It would be better if these girls would simply be ignored or even better removed from social media so that they can't inflict additional damage on society by making their behavior even more normalized.
 

Visible Belly Outline

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The problem is that, in the US, it's not "the other half of the population" who're slim or normal weight according to statistics - in fact, it's 29.8%. The share of obese and overweight people also keeps rising. The trend is that normal people become overweight, overweight become obese, and obese become extremely obese. So the practical data points out that almost nobody can handle the amounts of sugar currently available. I know that Kiwi's are probably the exemption in the sense that most of us seem to be normal weight and our sugar consumption is not a problem for us (or anyone else). I personally tend to eat 1-2 ice-creams a day, but my BMI is 24 and I'm tall (over 6ft) which is known to skew the BMI chart higher. The problem with sugar is that it's probably the only addictive compound that people in general don't realize the danger of. Most obese people seem to have enablers that simply don't exist to the same degree for people addicted to alcohol or harder drugs. And even if you would ban sugar it wouldn't stop things from tasting sweet - we have things like erythritol, monk fruit extract, sucralose, aspartame and pure glucose that are all healthier than the consumption of table sugar or high fructose corn syrup.

I would love to bring shame back, but I suspect we're far beyond the point of it mattering. Even if one airline would have people weighed for a second seat it would simply alienate the customers and move them over to another airline. And if that wasn't enough it seems that at least a quarter of the population suffer from some level of wokeish mental illness that would increase the risk of random people lashing out against that airline. I guess the point is that it's difficult to shame someone into something that would not only require them to change their opinion, but to change a large part of their appearance.

I'm personally not happy that obese girls get so much negativity as that only seems to make them gain more weight. It would be better if these girls would simply be ignored or even better removed from social media so that they can't inflict additional damage on society by making their behavior even more normalized.
Haven’t checked but pretty sure I’m in one of the “fat states”, and around here in the poor areas there are public health billboards that warn against it.

Not sure how HAES “activists” haven’t gotten to them yet, probably because it’s the ghetto.
I saw one the other day that said “Obecity USA” that looked patriotic and got a good giggle out of it.
At least there are organizations still willing to call it what it is.
 

Fìddlesticks

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I enjoy an offtopic detour as much as any but we are missing out on posts to laugh and ridicule Tess.

Do we think she got stuck in the baths because no one can help pull her out? She is now going to be a unique part the of Spa package at aire baths London? "Take a moment of reflection and gaze upon this molten mound of cisco which has beached herself on these bricks, a sobering moment in mindfulness.

Then please join us later for your complimentary glass of wine "

Anyway I assume she is "healing" her narc injury from the rejections with a 3 day cake and cocaine bender in a hotel room. The weather has been really very good for the UK and in London. So there's been plenty of Selfie moments.

Her bath set pictures btw have put ranked her other instagram posts significantly. It has 137k likes and 3k comments vs 22.7k and 400 comments for the restaurant posts. 29k and 600 comments for the Wales trip. In direct comparison to more "sexy" posts her bratty bottom top set is still 79k with 1k comments.

Beached whale go "cha ching"
 

Ophelia Jones

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I enjoy an offtopic detour as much as any but we are missing out on posts to laugh and ridicule Tess.

Do we think she got stuck in the baths because no one can help pull her out? She is now going to be a unique part the of Spa package at aire baths London? "Take a moment of reflection and gaze upon this molten mound of cisco which has beached herself on these bricks, a sobering moment in mindfulness.

Then please join us later for your complimentary glass of wine "

Anyway I assume she is "healing" her narc injury from the rejections with a 3 day cake and cocaine bender in a hotel room. The weather has been really very good for the UK and in London. So there's been plenty of Selfie moments.

Her bath set pictures btw have put ranked her other instagram posts significantly. It has 137k likes and 3k comments vs 22.7k and 400 comments for the restaurant posts. 29k and 600 comments for the Wales trip. In direct comparison to more "sexy" posts her bratty bottom top set is still 79k with 1k comments.

Beached whale go "cha ching"

She's definitely not going on a cocaine bender. Cocaine would probably help her loose a bit of weight. Cake on the other hand, she will have plenty (and booz too) :drink:
 

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Sorry, history sperging too. I'm a bit hazy on before Victoriana - pretty much all comes under 600 years of religious nutters fighting and general misery in the Clanger brain; only all the beer made it tolerable - but I'm very sure that nowhere, nohow and no time were obscenely fat, lazy, mooching fucks the norm. 99% of women were peasants or servants and it was cows all the way; the 1% were expected to maintain themselves and Set an Example to the plebs.
Peasants and servants have been the 99% throughout history, and they worked hard. Take it all the way back to ancient Egypt, where beer and bread were the staple food. Even horking down all those carbs, being fat was rare! It was seen as a privilege of the educated classes, mostly the scribes: men would have themselves depicted with a few tell-tale lines on their statues, to indicate belly rolls. And their idea of fat would be considered shitlord smallfat at most.

Yet the ideal body for kings and queens was as skinny as the peasant, and that was how they showed themselves on their tomb paintings. Even in cases where we have the mummy and know the actual person was on the chunky side, their perfect body--the one they wanted to have in the afterlife--was slim and strong, so they depicted themselves that way. Their ritual phrase was "ankh, wedja, seneb": "life, health, strength."
Tess is in London still, last we heard she’s sick. She hasn’t posted anything about being in London the last couple days, which is weird because the first couple of days we got so many selfie’s and photos of her binging on food and alcohol. Anyone think she got Covid? Either way she must be bedridden for her not to be posting a copious amount of selfies across England.
It sounds like she went on a pretty intense bender for her, so she may still be recovering. Bar-hopping means a lot of walking, too, which probably didn't help.

Hopefully she doesn't have COVID. It's scary as hell to be sick and alone, thousands of miles from home.
 

Fìddlesticks

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She's definitely not going on a cocaine bender. Cocaine would probably help her loose a bit of weight. Cake on the other hand, she will have plenty (and booz too) :drink:
I doubt she is doing grams but its London. If you dont do cocaine in the bars she would frequent then you'd be in the minority. Its blatant. She is greedy, she will stick her snout in any feed bag and cocaine is a "flashy supermodel" drug. She did the cocaine Christmas baubles with Jolene I believe. Fat coke addicts exist and coke and drink go very well. Along with having natural pain killing as a side effect and energising for her trotting in London.

But you are right she is probably on cakes and booze binge and hangover from the "British" reception those ladies from Hereford gave her.

Also. I laugh at the fact that Tess got invited and dined out in Hereford and in return she took them to London. That's a big value discrepancy in costs. Buying friends is how Tess has anyone puts up with being around her.
 

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I'm a rancid bitch, but if Tess actually gets Covid while overseas, I don't feel sorry for her at all. Due to her size, she is obviously far more susceptible to the worst of it than nearly anyone else her age, or probably anyone else under 70. I really doubt the vax is as effective for people as fat as she is, and she's done all of this mask virtue-signaling and other Covid-scolding while traveling to Mexico, Alaska, and now the UK. In the past, she's also implied terrible things for someone who's a "mawm," e.g., if she dies young, so be it.
 

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Beer was low in alcohol, true, but it's all they drank cos the water wasn't safe. Right up to the early Victorian era there were beer rations built into salaries and if we drank like that today, we would be royally fuuuurked up. @Cheesegirl78 would love it, seeing as she's been appointed our resident alkie. You lush, you.
Yum. Warm weak beer. Old timey people must have just been constantly farting. Poor old sacks.
his physician literally sewed his mouth shut so he could only drink small amounts. He got down to a normal size after a year or so.
POV: you’re a peasant working in the castle. Your supply of grain has some mold but you can’t afford not to eat it. You consume ergot and now you’re unknowingly tripping absolute balls when the hellishly fat monarch with his MOUTH SEWN SHUT is escorted around the corner.
she's done all of this mask virtue-signaling and other Covid-scolding while traveling to Mexico, Alaska, and now the UK.
My thoughts exactly. Last year people who got covid were sinners deserving of hell (despite hell coming to only a relatively tiny portion of them). “They must not have been socially distancing” or something blah blah blah “normal human behavior is now apostasy”.

This year? I’ve seen posts demanding that unvaxxed people be denied medical care if they fall ill with covid.

Betcha Tess won’t be half as harsh on herself tho. Her county is back on lockdown yet she’s gallivanting away in LoNdOn. Wasn’t that sinful enough before that a bunch of college kids got doxed for going to Cancun? Pretty sure she said something about it, and probably made it about how the kids were huuwhite or some shit.
 

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That's not her with a filter that's someone else's tikok. I wonder what made tess stop eye fucking herself for this long, you think she's sad the bri'ish were too harsh on her? She might be a narcissist but she is still insecure about her weight, comparing herself to smaller fat women like we've seen in those DMs with nick.
 

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I'm a rancid bitch, but if Tess actually gets Covid while overseas, I don't feel sorry for her at all. Due to her size, she is obviously far more susceptible to the worst of it than nearly anyone else her age, or probably anyone else under 70. I really doubt the vax is as effective for people as fat as she is, and she's done all of this mask virtue-signaling and other Covid-scolding while traveling to Mexico, Alaska, and now the UK. In the past, she's also implied terrible things for someone who's a "mawm," e.g., if she dies young, so be it.

Remember when she went full Karen on those frat boys having an outside party. She posted pics of them to shame them on Twitter and reposted other things related to shaming others for going out.

I know it’s considered the tail end of this pandemic but you can still get covid and like you said I doubt the vaccine is meant for someone her weight. Also, realistically, how many people in the world have traveled across seas to different continents since covid? Not very PC of you, Ryann.
 

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