Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

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Laumill

Crème friche
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Oh wow dude, her knee ligaments are shot - she's getting that knock knee thing that megafats eventually get. And then complain that their knees hurt when they carry an extra 300 pounds around. And demand replacement knees at 40.

Also, welcome to all the lumps. That compression garment can't hold her in.

Plus, her front butt is coming in nicely.
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So what's a morbidly obese woman to do? Get more fillers? Yeah, that'll make you thin.
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Her hair line is really thinning from those tight pony tails.
 

Umaibae

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How often is this bitch getting fillers? The high quality name brands like Restylane and Juviderm last 6-10 months depending on the injection site.

If anyone was interested, Fabletics is apparently shit in quality. I looked at their site, because I always need more matching workout sets, but decided to read outside reviews as the prices seemed too good to be true. Reviews said the fabric is thin and cheap, clothes pill or rip and most are see through. Perfect match for Tess, who only needs them to pose in.

Now I wanna pay big bucks to have Tess do a hip but taxing fitness class like Soul Cycle. I would DIE from laughter.
 

Punkinsplice

My human and I talk shit about you
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Who carries snacks in pockets of body-hugging clothing in which they are (allegedly) going to work out? No one. Well, maybe if you want to make s'mores while working the eliptical. It's another clue that these fatties will not be wearing them for anything but photographs. My workout capris have a little pocket in the waistband for an ID or a key. No snacks are gonna fit in there!
 

LetThemEatCake

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If anyone was interested, Fabletics is apparently shit in quality. I looked at their site, because I always need more matching workout sets, but decided to read outside reviews as the prices seemed too good to be true. Reviews said the fabric is thin and cheap, clothes pill or rip and most are see through. Perfect match for Tess, who only needs them to pose in.
I checked out the UK Fabletics site and it's one of those 'subscription' style services where you pay £44(!) a month upfront for 'VIP membership' and then that goes towards whatever outfits you buy that month. All items seem to be priced on a tier system, highest and generally ludicrous (as in £69 for leggings) for non-members and then way cheaper for VIPs with extra discounts including 2 for 1s to reduce to the stuff to pretty cheap in line with what it actually is which is likely made-in-China crap. Example:

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It doesn't actually make this system awfully clear either, and it seems to have generated a lot of consumer complaints in the UK and the USA which seems to run on the same model:


In other words it's cheap tat pushed in a slightly unethical way. Seems right up Tess's alley!
 

IBrokeBob

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Oh wow dude, her knee ligaments are shot - she's getting that knock knee thing that megafats eventually get. And then complain that their knees hurt when they carry an extra 300 pounds around. And demand replacement knees at 40.

Also, welcome to all the lumps. That compression garment can't hold her in.

Plus, her front butt is coming in nicely.
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So what's a morbidly obese woman to do? Get more fillers? Yeah, that'll make you thin.
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Well that bright greenish yellow one makes her look like that giant booger in the mucinex commercials.
 

multiverse

Not actually Merissa 😢
True & Honest Fan
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Well well, guess which 400+ pound behemoth reads along here? Hi, Ryann. She is still out to prove that she never, ever wears extensions and her fat affects her in no way whatsoever...
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... Except when she has to get hair lasered off her face and probably everywhere because she can't reach her legs, ass or privates. I imagine she's gotten some really amazing boils where her legs never separate above the knee, just like Kailyn.
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Because why lose the weight and relieve yourself of these issues when you can spend money you don't have on expensive treatments?

Speaking of expense: I'm sure she got a discount on those injectables the other day, but a full face of fillers every 4 months plus repeat laser hair removal treatments will set her back around $6-7k in the course of a year. But why pay first, last and deposit on an apartment when you're homeless? Nah, better spend that cash on beauty treatments for a career you don't have.
 

Chip

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Well well, guess which 400+ pound behemoth reads along here? Hi, Ryann. She is still out to prove that she never, ever wears extensions and her fat affects her in no way whatsoever...
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... Except when she has to get hair lasered off her face and probably everywhere because she can't reach her legs, ass or privates. I imagine she's gotten some really amazing boils where her legs never separate above the knee, just like Kailyn.
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Because why lose the weight and relieve yourself of these issues when you can spend money you don't have on expensive treatments?

Speaking of expense: I'm sure she got a discount on those injectables the other day, but a full face of fillers every 4 months plus repeat laser hair removal treatments will set her back around $6-7k in the course of a year. But why pay first, last and deposit on an apartment when you're homeless? Nah, better spend that cash on beauty treatments for a career you don't have.
So losing weight is bad, but injecting fillers is considered body positive?
 

Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown

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Everytime I go on this thread I read "Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way" as the title. Her name is so absurd and randomly pieced together like a parody.
I thought this was just me lmao. Her name is like if a Mormon teenager defected and started writing harry potter fan fiction.
 

multiverse

Not actually Merissa 😢
True & Honest Fan
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A fun trip back in time! Back to Tess's very first Getty Images upload. She had an agency; a husband; and at least 150 less pounds to lug around with each step she took. Her face hadn't completely dissolved into fat. She had a publicist to chase down photographers and demand they delete the bad angles. She wore appropriate outfits, subtle yet flattering makeup, and had the vague look of a model of you ignore her fat. She even still had space between her arms and her midsection!
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Compare to her most recent set. The chins; her awful skin; her terrible makeup; her face stuffed with filler.
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Dorsia.Reservation

When she fuck me good, I take her ass to Dorsia.
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A fun trip back in time! Back to Tess's very first Getty Images upload. She had an agency; a husband; and at least 150 less pounds to lug around with each step she took. Her face hadn't completely dissolved into fat. She had a publicist to chase down photographers and demand they delete the bad angles. She wore appropriate outfits, subtle yet flattering makeup, and had the vague look of a model of you ignore her fat. She even still had space between her arms and her midsection!
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Compare to her most recent set. The chins; her awful skin; her terrible makeup; her face stuffed with filler.
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wow
But her fat totally doesn't effect her at all!


Hopefully the nanny is able to give her the boot before she is even less mobile and unable to make a few bucks off idiot partnerships who think seeing tess in spandex is going to make women part with their money.
 

multiverse

Not actually Merissa 😢
True & Honest Fan
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Fatty fondly recalls when non-student hairdressers did her hair, and she had d-list jobs with other freaks
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She pretends she doesn't have two stomachs hanging beneath this video
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And she hits the town for drinks and giant plates of southern food with a token black friend
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Wow those fillers really make you look less fat, Ryann.