Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 3 0.7%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 36 8.9%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 110 27.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 128 31.7%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 60 14.9%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 27 6.7%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 10 2.5%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 30 7.4%

  • Total voters
    404

bloomingcactus

Pointy side up!
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But what about the insecure and unstable women Tess dates... Oh wait nevermind.

What a fucking condescending cunt. I don't use that word for just anyone but she's special enough for it.
Women aren't strong and resilient 24/7. I know that from personal experience.
The next time she complains about her life or a situation someone needs to send her this post.
She only cares about men that dress up as women so why would she care about actual women.
 

JambledUpWords

Stairs are my worst enemy
True & Honest Fan
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Pollybock

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I'm sure it's just not on her radar yet (tbh idk what you're talking about either).

Tess must be patting herself hard on the back now, she unnecessarily posted this to inform people that there is this cool thing going on she refuses to participate in to support BLM (bcz you know, we can't have two different things going on in the world) she's making people who will participate in whatever event this is look ignorant and selfish, she's taking the high moral ground with laziness and reverse psychology. go on queen give us nothing. it's not like you're marching in protests or donating, you're just sitting on your ass sharing Instagram posts, yes that will scare the police!!

The black/white pics are women loving and lifting up women, which she does love to claim to do. Now the SJW crew is in full effect (well, trying to be) because Turkish women are being stolen form their homes and their missing pics are show as black/whites in newspapers and if you are a woman THIS COULD BE YOU TOO and these selfies are drawing away from the big message. Or something. As with everything, the message gets sloppy and lost. Seems perfect for her 😂
 

Brittnay Matthews

Mercenary Cheerleader
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The black/white pics are women loving and lifting up women, which she does love to claim to do. Now the SJW crew is in full effect (well, trying to be) because Turkish women are being stolen form their homes and their missing pics are show as black/whites in newspapers and if you are a woman THIS COULD BE YOU TOO and these selfies are drawing away from the big message. Or something. As with everything, the message gets sloppy and lost. Seems perfect for her 😂
oh i see it's SJW seeing actual victims and trying to add someone else's suffering to their ever growing victim points. nvm what i said cunts who don't live in Turkey shouldn't pretend to be in danger. Check your privilege smh.


and jfc, death fats having long nails make their hands look like those of orcs.
 

Fapcop

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:cryblood: Ryann doing aheago-face...... I.... I need to lie down. (:_(


OHSHIT! Is THAT what she’s doing?

I thought they were showing their disgust or something, which didn’t really make sense because which fattie doesn’t love cake?

Now the pic makes a lot more sense: Two fat chicks mocking Japanese culture with the worlds worst Aheago.


EDIT: I can’t get over just how BAD it is. I can only imagine that neither of them have ever seen an Aheago face before, and are just going by someone’s description of it.


First off, LOLZ! Daily walks my ass.

Secondly... holy fuckballs, are her eyes getting wonky.

I think she’s starting to get fattie-eyes. You know, when the cheeks fill up with fat and fat starts to go to the forehead, and as a result they get these small, pig like obesity-eyes.

The Slayton sisters are probably the best (worst!) example.
 
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