Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

SpeedOSanicRee

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the creampie thing.. ugh, what a weird thing to say/brag about. also, 12 or so orgasms? lmao either he's a fucking liar or tess is.
Could go either way--she faked orgasms or he lied to seem better than he is, or both. I don't know that any average woman has the stamina to pull that off, and certainly not a woman of Tess' size. Also we know Tess lies so even if she claimed to we can assume she's probably lying.
 

JambledUpWords

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christie

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i thought in that "doing the stairs" picture that she was referring to like, a stair climber i guess? especially since she said "thanks for the idea" and kinda looked like she's wearing some form of gym attire.. but no, she means literally taking the stairs. stefan.e.williams is an innovative genius for suggesting taking the stairs as a form of exercise.
 

Angry New Ager

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I know she says that nick was abusive and toxic blah blah blah but it’s still sad to sell your wedding shoes. Sad but mostly extremely trashy to try and make a quick buck off of your wedding falling apart.
I don't have a problem with her selling her wedding boots; what's she supposed to do, lug them around, unworn, forever? Stars and Stripes don't exactly go with her current woke image; we've all only got so much closet space; and I can understand the desire to be rid of anything associated with her ex. Plus, she probably can't get the shaft over her ankles any more and couldn't wear them if she wanted to.

But if she'd used another pic--even one from her wedding day that wasn't obviously a wedding photo--it would be much less cringey. That, and not trying to get nearly three times retail for them. This is where her true trash nature comes out.
 

US Marine Hyde

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I don't have a problem with her selling her wedding boots; what's she supposed to do, lug them around, unworn, forever? Stars and Stripes don't exactly go with her current woke image; we've all only got so much closet space; and I can understand the desire to be rid of anything associated with her ex. Plus, she probably can't get the shaft over her ankles any more and couldn't wear them if she wanted to.

But if she'd used another pic--even one from her wedding day that wasn't obviously a wedding photo--it would be much less cringey. That, and not trying to get nearly three times retail for them. This is where her true trash nature comes out.
You’re right, I agree that getting rid of the boots is reasonable but gleefully selling them as “wedding shoes” post-divorce is what got me. With the picture, like you said... superstitions about used wedding dresses do come to mind. Not to mention the absurd markup for shoes that are still available.
 

Ethical Nightmare

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Wait, why the fuck do I have to tell people my pronouns!? It should be obvious even to retarded people that I’m a fucking woman. Oh, or do they want us to use pronouns so trannies don’t feel bad about having to explain to people they’re really the opposite sex? Just as I refuse the cis label, I refuse to use pronouns in my internet profiles or in the real world to appease a bunch of mentally ill and stupid faggots.

Also, shouldn't troons hate stating their pronouns? I mean, I thought they passed so well that no one would know they were actually a man or woman? Or is this because of the nonbinaries screeching about people correctly gendering them as their birth sex? I don't fucking know anymore

And what is with Tess's love of troon shit? Is she trying to edge into dating a tranny so she'll be "queer"?
 
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Fullmetal Autist

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Wait, why the fuck do I have to tell people my pronouns!? It should be obvious even to retarded people that I’m a fucking woman. Oh, or do they want us to use pronouns so trannies don’t feel bad about having to explain to people they’re really the opposite sex? Just as I refuse the cis label, I refuse to use pronouns in my internet profiles or in the real world to appease a bunch of mentally ill and stupid faggots.

Also, shouldn't troons hate stating their pronouns? I mean, I thought they passed so well that no one would know they were actually a man or woman? Or is this because of the nonbinaries screeching about people correctly gendering them as their birth sex? I don't fucking know anyone.

And what is with Tess's love of troon shit? Is she trying to edge into dating a tranny so she'll be "queer"?
In normal situations, it can be kind of offensive to make a big deal of pronouns with transgender individual, especially if they are trying to be private with the fact that they are transgender and/or trying to pass as cis.
 

FuckDuckSeagull

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In normal situations, it can be kind of offensive to make a big deal of pronouns with transgender individual, especially if they are trying to be private with the fact that they are transgender and/or trying to pass as cis.
One would think so. I think Contrapoints told once how it was one of the most awkward situations when in a group of people only consisting of real women and contra they had to go around stating their pronouns.
Tess wears drag queen make-up and honestly looks like a fat guy in a bra (when she wears one) so confirming she is an actual woman might be a regular occurence.
 

SpeedOSanicRee

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Wait, why the fuck do I have to tell people my pronouns!? It should be obvious even to retarded people that I’m a fucking woman. Oh, or do they want us to use pronouns so trannies don’t feel bad about having to explain to people they’re really the opposite sex? Just as I refuse the cis label, I refuse to use pronouns in my internet profiles or in the real world to appease a bunch of mentally ill and stupid faggots.

Also, shouldn't troons hate stating their pronouns? I mean, I thought they passed so well that no one would know they were actually a man or woman? Or is this because of the nonbinaries screeching about people correctly gendering them as their birth sex? I don't fucking know anyone.

And what is with Tess's love of troon shit? Is she trying to edge into dating a tranny so she'll be "queer"?
People who put pronouns in their bio fall into two groups.
1. People insecure with themselves.
2. People trying to make group 1 feel better about being weird.

To me it kinda feels...I don't know, insulting? I can't describe exactly how but it feels patronizing, like they can't fight their own battles.

I am clearly female. If I listed my pronouns in my bio, clearly I'm only doing it to cater to 0.1% of the population. That also feels wrong.

Tess will not date a tranny. She *might* go for a biologically male neogender but I can't see her being into lesbianism (trans men pass better and don't look as weird but ultimately, most still have a vagina) or freaks of nature (look at any average MTF).
 

Water-T

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Sorry Tess but taking the elevator to the 7th floor, then walking to the emergency stairwell & posing in front of a sign that points out how high you are, doesn't count as 'doing the stairs'.
LOL. If Tess had actually walked up all 7 flights, her selfie would show her keeled over and drenched in sweat.
 

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