Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

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Oh, look at what this hypocrite is up to now. In a rising pandemic, it was VITAL that she leave her kids with her smiling mother, so to a hotel to binge with a friend, and get a tattoo! Because it's a MEMORIAL binge and tattoo, it's ok thi, right? Not like she's going to expose her disabled mother or two children to multiple bubbles outside of their family one.

Oh, and he 15 year old son will love how she showed her bare ass to the world yet again.
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I’m sure Tess’s late friend will just love being remembered by having her face right underneath one of her butt cheeks.

Also, I feel like the only reason Tess does these expensive vacations is so she can gorge herself on desserts and alcohol. She never seems to be doing many activities besides eating.
 

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Also, I feel like the only reason Tess does these expensive vacations is so she can gorge herself on desserts and alcohol. She never seems to be doing many activities besides eating.
but..but..you guise! Tess said that she doesn't eat all day! She even exercises by taking an elevator to the seventh floor and posing in front of a sign! All that button pressing is strenuous, y'all!
 

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Oh, look at what this hypocrite is up to now. In a rising pandemic, it was VITAL that she leave her kids with her smiling mother, so to a hotel to binge with a friend, and get a tattoo! Because it's a MEMORIAL binge and tattoo, it's ok thi, right? Not like she's going to expose her disabled mother or two children to multiple bubbles outside of their family one.

Oh, and he 15 year old son will love how she showed her bare ass to the world yet again.
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I’m sure Tess’s late friend will just love being remembered by having her face right underneath one of her butt cheeks.
I'm sure that Mama Cax, Hatian-American, loves being memorialized as a white woman too. Under another white woman's fat ass.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mama_Cax

Edit: I guess at least Tess didn't get the tattoo on right thigh?
 

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I'm sure that Mama Cax, Hatian-American, loves being memorialized as a white woman too. Under another white woman's fat ass.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mama_Cax

Edit: I guess at least Tess didn't get the tattoo on right thigh?
Slightly OT: I’m guessing this actual boundary breaking model died of a drug overdose? It says she was 30 and doesn’t specify how exactly she died.
 

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Slightly OT: I’m guessing this actual boundary breaking model died of a drug overdose? It says she was 30 and doesn’t specify how exactly she died.
No, she seems to have died after a very prolonged fight against osteosarcoma that metastasized to her lungs and thus caused the blood clots that killed her.
 

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I’m sure Tess’s late friend will just love being remembered by having her face right underneath one of her butt cheeks.

Also, I feel like the only reason Tess does these expensive vacations is so she can gorge herself on desserts and alcohol. She never seems to be doing many activities besides eating.
Like she needs vacations as an excuse to gorge herself on desserts and alcohol.
 

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Tess filled up on cakes for strength before she embarked on yet another VITAL trip during a second lockdown: a 6 hour round trip to an instagram background with her 4 year old and disabled mother in tow. Was Rylee only there to be the photographer?

Bewb shot! #blessed
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Tess filled up on cakes for strength before she embarked on yet another VITAL trip during a second lockdown: a 6 hour round trip to an instagram background with her 4 year old and disabled mother in tow. Was Rylee only there to be the photographer?

Bewb shot! #blessed
Bet she cleared the whole stock and made the shop go out of business.
 

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Tess loves to talk about how serious she is taking covid then she goes on constant unnecessary day trips, cuddles and kisses all her friends plus some strangers (DMV pics), gets tattooed and generally just ignores social distancing guidelines. I knew she was a selfish hypocritical p.o.s but this has really pissed me off.
 

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Oh, look at what this hypocrite is up to now. In a rising pandemic, it was VITAL that she leave her kids with her ailing mother, go to a hotel to binge with a friend, and get a tattoo! Because it's a MEMORIAL binge and tattoo, it's ok thi, right? Not like she's going to expose her disabled mother or two children to multiple bubbles outside of their family one.

Oh, and he 15 year old son will love how she showed her bare ass to the world yet again.
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Tess filled up on cakes for strength before she embarked on yet another VITAL trip during a second lockdown: a 6 hour round trip to an instagram background with her 4 year old and disabled mother in tow. Was Rylee only there to be the photographer?

Bewb shot! #blessed
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TESS: *virtue signals on Twitter with general pro-lockdown, pro-mask sentiments*
ALSO TESS: *gets a tattoo and goes on a road trip during a lockdown*

Someone said that only people who want to be canceled can be canceled, and she's probably one of those. She's far too narcisssitic to cop to being a hypocrite and then fading. into obscurity. This isn't even about 'canceling' her--I don't really like censorship and bullying people off the internet. This is about how her children are suffering, possibly more than in just the ways she admits to, because she can't get the fuck off her phone long enough to actually be a mother.
Oh yes, going out in the middle of a lockdown to do...what? Did she wait this long to update her license? Is her mother needing to remind this 35 year old woman how to be a fucking adult?

But she thinks she's a 15yo TikTok star so what do I know?
 

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Tubby Tess, who likes to rant about mediocre white men, was too fat and lazy to update her driver’s license, and was likely told by her mother to fix her long expired license before going on a trip to see landmarks that only Tess gave a shit about. I’d like to hear the conversation about how she could afford her current lifestyle with no real income. Her mom probably isn’t the type to believe “sex work is real work” either :story:
 

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Tubby Tess, who likes to rant about mediocre white men, was too fat and lazy to update her driver’s license, and was likely told by her mother to fix her long expired license before going on a trip to see landmarks that only Tess gave a shit about. I’d like to hear the conversation about how she could afford her current lifestyle with no real income. Her mom probably isn’t the type to believe “sex work is real work” either :story:
I'm sure Tess just spins her "job" as "baked goods delivery" and "private modelling services".
 

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