Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

Got this screenshot before it was promptly deleted. “I just want to show ya’ll how easily folks waste OUR time” is apparently a good reason to publicly shame someone in front of a 2.1 million audience. Who is the our? Ryann always tries to make herself look like a martyr when she’s really just being a bitch.
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It's funny she's acting like this is a bad thing, to back out. I'll assume it's a man because she's straight. If a woman went on a date, flirted, even went back home with a man and got in bed they'd have the right to say no at any point and back out because they don't owe men anything. It's all about consent and rights. Having the right to change your mind, being free and safe to state your feelings and desires without being turned into a villain. And yet Tess does this. Because it's the other way around? This is her trying to guilt and pressure someone into performing/being with her because they showed interest in the past. People have the right to change their mind whenever, male or female. How very "rape culture-y" of Tess.
 

FuckDuckSeagull

hoot hoot hoot
It's funny she's acting like this is a bad thing, to back out. I'll assume it's a man because she's straight. If a woman went on a date, flirted, even went back home with a man and got in bed they'd have the right to say no at any point and back out because they don't owe men anything. It's all about consent and rights. Having the right to change your mind, being free and safe to state your feelings and desires without being turned into a villain. And yet Tess does this. Because it's the other way around? This is her trying to guilt and pressure someone into performing/being with her because they showed interest in the past. People have the right to change their mind whenever, male or female. How very "rape culture-y" of Tess.
She's such a dumbass. just because you had a nice date, doesn't mean the other person is obligated to go on another date with you. It's not wasting your fucking time, it's trying to find out if you are someone they want to date. The feeling you get from a person chatting vs irl interaction can be veeeery different, but of course this "mediocre white dude" just wasted *our* time. He should have just said "You looked nothing like your lewds" and call her a lying bitch.
 

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This exposes just how desperate Tess is. I still very much question the legitimacy and the time it happened but let’s assume Tess is telling the truth (which would be a big change for her), she feels this mediocre white man owes her another date because she has no other options. That and Tess needs to be the one who turns men down to keep her ego intact. That’s the kicker with being so morbidly obese you’re unattractive with a very unpleasant personality to boot: you’re not going to have a very active dating life and you’re going to have even fewer second dates.

The fact that she still thinks about this truly tragic event that happened so long ago is such a bad reflection on her that it made her self awareness kick in and delete it. Ten Ton Tess is off to a great start for 2021.
 

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In her stories, Tess is using a new blush filter that makes her look like she's on the brink of cardiac arrest. She is also fishing for more engagement; Ollie sleeps in a tiny bunk with Bowie, and Tess is still devouring massive cakes all by herself almost daily.
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She'd actually be hot if she lost 100 um..1000 pounds.
No way. If she lost the ~280 pounds she needs to reach "overweight to obese" for her height, her skin would hanging like a sack. Her tattoos would be wrinkled bat wings hanging off every limb. Her jowls and neck would be worse than that those of a heavy smoker in their 70s.

Not that there's any chance of her losing the weight at this point. She clearly has binge eating disorder and no desire whatsoever to fix that. She thinks if she can just hire a trainer and walk around the block a few times a month the weight is bound to drop off, never realizing that no amount of movement she can do is enough to offset the amount of calories she eats. She turns 37 this spring, so the health repercussions of her situation have to be coming into play at this point.
 

Dead Eye

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In her stories, Tess is using a new blush filter that makes her look like she's on the brink of cardiac arrest. She is also fishing for more engagement; Ollie sleeps in a tiny bunk with Bowie, and Tess is still devouring massive cakes all by herself almost daily.
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The cake thing is pretty hilarious. I bet when her friend ordered the cake, the bakery thought it was a prank. They probably imagined a scenario in which the person receiving this cake was embarrassed or perhaps even offended. Always funny to think about normal people interacting with these cows. :story:
 

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The cake thing is pretty hilarious. I bet when her friend ordered the cake, the bakery thought it was a prank. They probably imagined a scenario in which the person receiving this cake was embarrassed or perhaps even offended. Always funny to think about normal people interacting with these cows. :story:
Anyone who has dealt with cake in the Greater Los Angeles area is going to be familiar with Tess.
 

Water-T

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She's such a dumbass. just because you had a nice date, doesn't mean the other person is obligated to go on another date with you. It's not wasting your fucking time, it's trying to find out if you are someone they want to date. The feeling you get from a person chatting vs irl interaction can be veeeery different, but of course this "mediocre white dude" just wasted *our* time. He should have just said "You looked nothing like your lewds" and call her a lying bitch.
This is the most likely explanation. Dude went on a date, saw that Tess looks nothing like the over-shopped image she puts online, and then nicely noped out of a second date. Tess got assmad about it, and is now trying to guilt/shame the guy into another date.

If this were a guy making this post, he'd rightly be roasted for being such a salty incel.
 

Angry New Ager

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This is the most likely explanation. Dude went on a date, saw that Tess looks nothing like the over-shopped image she puts online, and then nicely noped out of a second date. Tess got assmad about it, and is now trying to guilt/shame the guy into another date.

If this were a guy making this post, he'd rightly be roasted for being such a salty incel.
I'm more inclined to believe he'd back out once he realized what a hot mess of garbage her personality truly is.

Anybody going out with Tess knows she's fat, and in the LA area especially it's a given that you'll look better in photos than IRL. And a dude into fatties, especially one Tess's size, isn't going to have a lot of illusions, or be too exacting. So I don't think it was the reality of what she looks like that made him lace up his running shoes.
 

Wallace

Cram it in me, baby!
This is the most likely explanation. Dude went on a date, saw that Tess looks nothing like the over-shopped image she puts online, and then nicely noped out of a second date. Tess got assmad about it, and is now trying to guilt/shame the guy into another date.
I'm more inclined to believe he'd back out once he realized what a hot mess of garbage her personality truly is.
Why not both?
 

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