Oh come on now, having only Starbucks and McDonalds shakes is drinking not eating so where's the lie?
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud
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And yet her IG is flooded with posts of her jamming tons of junk food down her gullet on a daily basis, complete with shit eating grin, like her flex about eating KFC mashed potatoes at midnight.
Sally Struthers needs to come back so she can help her fellow fat girl and get donations to keep her from starving to death.
From her stories:
She is such a fucking dumbass, omg.....
She is such a fucking dumbass, omg.....
“I want to wake and bake and eat a tub of Jeni’s ice cream but Bowie wanted breakfast first, I am obviously anorexic.”
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Sorry for the off topic segue, but I saw a local shop festooned with some tat made by one of Tess’s long-ago besties, and I went down a brief rabbit hole. Here's a little update on Amina Mucciolo, aka Studio Mucci.
This trick was really close to Ryann around 2014-15, but due to her career taking off quickly around the same time (narcissists like hangers-on, not equals) and the fact that Amina was also embroiled in a major scam at the exact same time Ryann was (Ryann collecting cash for shirts she never sent, and Amina abruptly shutting down her website and refusing to refund anyone who ordered from her because she was "overwhelmed"), a rift occurred and never healed. Amina still lives downtown LA, but the two haven't mentioned each other in years.
So why bring it up? Because these two gals are two peas in a pod. I spied that Amina now proudly calls herself queer in her profile, despite being married to the same dude for over a decade. And then came the troonery and autism. Yes, Amina is now an autism warrier married to the same dude, who decided during the pandemic that he's a Real Lady with a beard. Enjoy this utter lunacy.
Amina's husband is now called Lavender, and his instagram account has been re-named she_is_lavendar_rose (he was previously MrStudioMucci). Like Ryann, Amina is reveling in this ultra woke state, but she depends entirely upon, uh, "Lavender" making money to prop up her artsy lifestyle company. She married a manly white dude whith a beard who now wears her dresses. Any bets on how long it lasts from here?
/ sperg
We can now return to our regular programming.
This trick was really close to Ryann around 2014-15, but due to her career taking off quickly around the same time (narcissists like hangers-on, not equals) and the fact that Amina was also embroiled in a major scam at the exact same time Ryann was (Ryann collecting cash for shirts she never sent, and Amina abruptly shutting down her website and refusing to refund anyone who ordered from her because she was "overwhelmed"), a rift occurred and never healed. Amina still lives downtown LA, but the two haven't mentioned each other in years.
So why bring it up? Because these two gals are two peas in a pod. I spied that Amina now proudly calls herself queer in her profile, despite being married to the same dude for over a decade. And then came the troonery and autism. Yes, Amina is now an autism warrier married to the same dude, who decided during the pandemic that he's a Real Lady with a beard. Enjoy this utter lunacy.
Amina's husband is now called Lavender, and his instagram account has been re-named she_is_lavendar_rose (he was previously MrStudioMucci). Like Ryann, Amina is reveling in this ultra woke state, but she depends entirely upon, uh, "Lavender" making money to prop up her artsy lifestyle company. She married a manly white dude whith a beard who now wears her dresses. Any bets on how long it lasts from here?
/ sperg
We can now return to our regular programming.
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Man, bet Tess is seething she can’t use this one. Black autistic ka-weer interracial trans-lesbian womyn?!
ETA: Lavender looked pretty good with a beard. He has kind eyes and a sloppy lumberjack look works on a lot of plain guys. Shaving it off to reveal this pathetic smile makes him an ugly man and an uglier woman. And turns his kind eyes into a watery “if only you knew how bad it really is”
ETA: Lavender looked pretty good with a beard. He has kind eyes and a sloppy lumberjack look works on a lot of plain guys. Shaving it off to reveal this pathetic smile makes him an ugly man and an uglier woman. And turns his kind eyes into a watery “if only you knew how bad it really is”
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If the dude was native american, she would have BINGO.
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I did a double take on the ones without the beard. Clean-shaven, he looks like Jonathan Yaniv, and I was worried we were on to a green card saga.
This was actually a cute idea till she started to eye fuck herself. UwU I'm shy...
How horrifying to see her balloon so much.
Her cupid's bow has left the fucking building, or transitioned into a cupid's ballista. Her lips look like a horizontal surfboard at this stage. As for Slumber Party, it was always going to absolutely tank -- the fact is that even at the height of her career, she was something being foisted on the public as a gesture of wokeness, not something the public actually wanted, and her only fans were puddingbrained fatties who just wanted to promote the idea that they were sexy. It's sort of like how nobody actually likes corporate pride month shit, but it's shoved in our faces all the same.
Anyway, nobody, not even her handful of actual fans, ever wanted to hear Blubberella interviewing anybody. She never traded on her brains or personality, because she has none to speak of. The only thing she could credibly speak about is being fat; she can't even give insight into the modelling industry since she was in it for less time than it takes an egg to boil. I can readily believe Tess thinks she's interesting enough for a talk show, but the fact that a producer did is pretty baffling, and a grave error of judgement which won't happen again. My favourite thing about it though is that yes, the guests are all Z-listers, but if any actual celebrity wanted to come on the show, Tess would hate it because she'd be the less "famous" one.
Anyway, nobody, not even her handful of actual fans, ever wanted to hear Blubberella interviewing anybody. She never traded on her brains or personality, because she has none to speak of. The only thing she could credibly speak about is being fat; she can't even give insight into the modelling industry since she was in it for less time than it takes an egg to boil. I can readily believe Tess thinks she's interesting enough for a talk show, but the fact that a producer did is pretty baffling, and a grave error of judgement which won't happen again. My favourite thing about it though is that yes, the guests are all Z-listers, but if any actual celebrity wanted to come on the show, Tess would hate it because she'd be the less "famous" one.
Wasn't she so happy to host Joe Rogan? I don't know his ‘tier’, but I assumed he's one of the most popular podcasters.
No one heard about that since, though.
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Bless that filter at the end.
It shaved 150 lbs off her.
That’s Seth Rogen, the actor. Joe Rogan is a doubleplus ungood turbonazi so Tess would never go on his show.
We only saw the one instance Seth talked to her. My guess is he got way too high and when he sobered up, realized his mistake and moved on.
Podcasts cost little or nothing to produce and edit. If you look at kastmedia’s lineup, it’s awful because nobody really needs a distributor for podcasts; people can upload it themselves onto iTunes and other platforms. Every Z-list celebrity and multitudes of non-celebrities has a podcast, it is surprising that it took this long for Tess to do one, considering how she likes talking about herself.
It’s been known that she used to read this thread. If not, the comments on her podcast will use our talking points.Weren't we just talking about how she hadn't been to pilates in awhile? And now she's back...
You missed the biggest autistic controversy! She accused Lisa Frank of stealing her style for an AirBnB in her building (that she was being evicted from). Then like a week later she accused LolDolls (plastic dolls in balls little girls love) of using her likeness to make a doll without her permission. I had no idea who she was until all this and could not believe someone would be so delusional.
Once again, despite "working out", her face is only damp and her chest-butt, hair, and tank top are drier than the Gobi desert. PEEP THAT LACK OF SWEAT!
The only reason her face looks flushed isn't from working out, but from the effort to took to heft her whale carcass into her Jeep.
If Tess finally has the free time to do her beached whale routine, then that must mean that her contracted episodes with Kast finally ran out.
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