Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

At first I was like

but then

So, I was wrong about the number of episodes - or she was indeed dropped prematurely because 17 is a very odd number of episodes for a season.

Anyway, today was a last one! I'll wait for a week to give it a chance to earn views before making a graph, because I want to visualise this ski slope (previous one got mighty 325 views with 9/51 ratio). This time she wasn't even in the studio, - yet she insists this was the end of the season

Ah, Tess, you're a gift that keeps on failing.

 

[NeoGAF Lurker]

"You don't have to settle", says the divorcee who can't get through a date before the guy runs off and never returns.

Not even a divorcee! She’s just an estranged wife, which makes it even funnier.

 

[formerfatcow]

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

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No. Nobody wants you.

Because you are fat.

And no one will have sex with you.

kthxbai

 

[Water-T]

So, I was wrong about the number of episodes - or she was indeed dropped prematurely because 17 is a very odd number of episodes for a season.

Anyway, today was a last one! I'll wait for a week to give it a chance to earn views before making a graph, because I want to visualise this ski slope (previous one got mighty 325 views with 9/51 ratio). This time she wasn't even in the studio, - yet she insists this was the end of the season

I was right again. Tess is back to her Jane Fonda LARPing now that she isn't tied up with her failed podcast.

I can't wait until Tess has to explain later when that (never happening) second season fails to materialize. She'll either memory hole it, or blame it on The Patriarchy/fatphobia/blah blah blah.

As for her Tik Tok response: Bitch, you ain't got room to talk. Your husband fucked off to another continent to get away from you, your oldest kid would rather live with a stranger than you, your last few dates never asked you for a second one, and one of them even bailed in the middle because your cootch is more noxious than your personality.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

can't wait until Tess has to explain later when that (never happening) second season fails to materialize

Did she explain her never-happened-aside-from-one-episode TV show about fat and tattoo? Or ever answered where is her notorious black strawberry dress?
Doubt she’ll ever mention it, if there won't be any further season (and it won't happen)

 

[NoReturn]

Michelle McDaniel has another Tess video up:

 

[Barbarella]

Did she post about her podcast ending? Where?

 

[lamp shade]

I can't wait until Tess has to explain later when that (never happening) second season fails to materialize. She'll either memory hole it, or blame it on The Patriarchy/fatphobia/blah blah blah.

She will just never mention it again, like her many other failed projects.

 

[Clotso Coof]

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Hide that "small fat" model behind you, Tess. Maybe no one will notice her.

Your legs look horrific, but at least you don't have Amberlynn ankle balls yet.

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Still doing the same old tricks:
* Placing right hand forward on gut area to create illusion of waist,
* Hiding huge left arm behind body,
* Tilting head back to minimize chins,
* Blocking one leg with strategically angled front leg.
* Pointing toes to hide hideous piggie toe splay

Still fat and gaining!

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Did she post about her podcast ending? Where?

It was written in the description (and she mentioned “last episode” on twitter)

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

If she loves her body and is proud and confident, why is she always pulling pants up ridiculously high to cover her gut? She covers all of it except the trashy scorpion tattoo. It just makes her look even weirder. That fucking nose ring is awful too.

 

[NeoGAF Lurker]

No. Nobody wants you.

Because you are fat.

And no one will have sex with you.

kthxbai

Online dating has made some of these girls really delusional. They don’t realize that many guys have a blanket strategy where they message and swipe right on every girl. So every butterhog gets hundreds of messages because these guys expect maybe 1 in 10 to respond back and maybe 1 in 25 will actually go on a date and maybe 1 in 100 turns into something more than a free meal for the girl.

So these low quality women like Tess see themselves getting deluged by messages and their egos get oversized accordingly. Combine that with HAES/FA delusions and that’s how yesterday’s last call at the bar slumpbusters have astronomical standards today. It of course doesn’t make them any more attractive to higher status men.

 

[Umaibae]

Love to see our Anorexic Queen getting larger and larger by the week!

How much weight has she put on in the last year? It’s gotta be at least 50-60lbs.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

At first I was like
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but then
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So, I was wrong about the number of episodes - or she was indeed dropped prematurely because 17 is a very odd number of episodes for a season.

Anyway, today was a last one! I'll wait for a week to give it a chance to earn views before making a graph, because I want to visualise this ski slope (previous one got mighty 325 views with 9/51 ratio). This time she wasn't even in the studio, - yet she insists this was the end of the season

Ah, Tess, you're a gift that keeps on failing.
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Oh, I completely forgot to mention: while I was looking for her great emotional expressions, I inevitably heard bits of audio.
For some reason, she said that she's in the process of making a will at the moment.

Wonder what does she plan to bequeath, and why is she doing this right now? Does someone get insight into morbid part of own obesity?

 

[multiverse]

Oh, I completely forgot to mention: while I was looking for her great emotional expressions, I inevitably heard bits of audio.
For some reason, she said that she's in the process of making a will at the moment.

Wonder what does she plan to bequeath, and why is she doing this right now? Does someone get insight into morbid part of own obesity?

She may be doing so to ensure that Nick can't take Bowie in the likely event that she kicks it before he turns 18. They're still married, and he's still the boy's father, so unless he willingly gives up parental rights, her will won't mean shit.

Narcs love to make and change wills to punish people, so I presume that's what this is about. She might also be writing Rylee out if he's told her to cut the shit with publishing his photo repeatedly. The funny bit is that she has nothing for the kids to inherit but her debts, so this whole thing is moot.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Whew! Finally her fucking day job podcast is done, and it’s time for HAWT GIRL SUMMER!
Get them rashy red chest buns out girl, we’re waddling to the nearest boutique motel to eat cake, get drunk, heehaw, and twerk in
deathfat stew a hot tub with y’a besties!

 

[formerfatcow]

 

[Gay Mouth]

even her cakes are double-doubles.

 

[Big Ben]

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That's gotta be almost an entire carton worth of scrambled eggs, who tf is eating all of that? Not ana butterfly Tess I'm assuming /s. That's how much you'd make for 15 people, especially since there's also bread, fruit and bacon.