Those eggs look like the piles of bodies at Auschwitz if there was ever an avian holocaust.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud
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Dobbys Spare Sock
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Maybe there's more people but they're hiding from Tess
Hiding from Tess' phone
Hiding from being associated with her
With earplugs in to avoid her nasal fake accent.
Or they got sucked into one of her fat rolls when they passed her in the hall, like a giant lint roller.
I cringe every time I open one of these and then when it’s done, I ask myself why I wasted time I’ll never get back watching these.
Loch Tess, you are acting like a white nigger.
Okay the lip filter on the second to last video is whack. Zoom in and you can see her lip line bouncing up and down like crazy. I'm glad you posted it.
Sorry if this has already been posted but I don't remember seeing it (tried to check but this is from her IG reels 4 weeks ago when all the Lex drama was unfolding and I don't feel like sifting through all that again).
tessholliday
It’s the little moments like this that keep me goingI’ve been taking more time than every away from social media recently & it’s because I finally decided to hire a social media manager to help me better prioritize my mental health. It’s still me on here (hiii
) but now I have help making sure I see what’s valuable & useful and ignore the rest. I’ve been doing this for almost 11 years, & I finally realized that I can’t keep going if I don’t protect my energy & peace. So now, I get to share what I choose to in hopes it helps others, makes y’all smile, or feel less alone, while also not allowing small minded folks to not have access to me bc they don’t deserve it. So I can keep going, for myself, my family, & y’all. Boundaries, phew…. Almost as wonderful as my sweet Spider-Man
Her rise and fall has only been over the course of about 5-6 years which is incredible. If I was a plus size brand, looking for models, and thought oh I remember Tess Holliday, I wonder what shes up to? One look at her social media would put me right off.
Weight gain, nasty behavior, nasty attitude, doesnt book jobs
When I first discovered Tess, she was interesting because she came off as friendly, approachable, and real, with her dentist office day job.
But burning bridges with one brand burns a whole city. To think eloquiis booking manager doesnt talk to Pennington, or whoever else? Foolish.
I'm enjoying her slippery slide in to failure, especially because we orbit the same social circles, it makes it all the more satisfying
Weight gain, nasty behavior, nasty attitude, doesnt book jobs
When I first discovered Tess, she was interesting because she came off as friendly, approachable, and real, with her dentist office day job.
But burning bridges with one brand burns a whole city. To think eloquiis booking manager doesnt talk to Pennington, or whoever else? Foolish.
I'm enjoying her slippery slide in to failure, especially because we orbit the same social circles, it makes it all the more satisfying
Dobbys Spare Sock
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So.... all the shit she's posted over the last month has gone via a SM manager? Lol, sack them. “I get to share what I choose”, it's not like anyone had a gun to her head forcing her to post every detail of dumb shit she does, and she's still doing it. Wtf Tess?!
What does her shirt say in that TikTok? Probably something dumb but I'd figure I'd ask anyway.
That one with Bowie made me so sad. It was so coached. He didn't want to be on video you could tell.
His hair is completely out of control. As has been said before cut it to a reasonable length. Doesn't have to be short but something he can manage. Cut off the dead ends. Maybe use an elastic to keep it out of his face. Fucking hell.
That one with Bowie made me so sad. It was so coached. He didn't want to be on video you could tell.
His hair is completely out of control. As has been said before cut it to a reasonable length. Doesn't have to be short but something he can manage. Cut off the dead ends. Maybe use an elastic to keep it out of his face. Fucking hell.
rocknrollmartian
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Also seems like a convenient scapegoat: "I'm so sorry that I offended queer trans BIPOC disabled folx+; my social media manager wrote and posted that!"
So Good Morning America asked Tess, the fake gay, to nominate someone who’s shaping the future of more gay and she picks a black woman? Like, can no one see the irony in this? There is SO MUCH cringe in her paragraph.
When is she going to understand that her using her “clout” isn’t to raise awareness or celebrate black joy, its to get attention for herself as a not racist because she’s terrified of the black men love me fallout. If I was black and gay I’d be pissed that this cabbage patch looking troll thinks she has to speak for me to get validated. Her opinion ranks right down there with bat guano.
What happened to her anorexia? Why hasn’t GMA tried to get an update on her treatment? Why haven’t they done a follow up? Oh yeah, because there is none. Even they can see the betch is stuffing her face with junk. Like the rest of us can.
When is she going to understand that her using her “clout” isn’t to raise awareness or celebrate black joy, its to get attention for herself as a not racist because she’s terrified of the black men love me fallout. If I was black and gay I’d be pissed that this cabbage patch looking troll thinks she has to speak for me to get validated. Her opinion ranks right down there with bat guano.
What happened to her anorexia? Why hasn’t GMA tried to get an update on her treatment? Why haven’t they done a follow up? Oh yeah, because there is none. Even they can see the betch is stuffing her face with junk. Like the rest of us can.
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What is a “social media manager” anyways? A moderator to delete any negative comments alá Chantal? A ghost writer? I don’t get it. Does it cost $? There are people who spend free time moderating for Jude Valentine for Christ sake.
Would a social media manager read a thread like this?
Is it possible Lex coming here and talking triggered it? Or just because of general post-claiming anorexia delusions of grandeur?
Would a social media manager read a thread like this?
Is it possible Lex coming here and talking triggered it? Or just because of general post-claiming anorexia delusions of grandeur?
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IBrokeBob
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Now tess is desperately trying to convince us she is a workout queen who loves moving her body. Cuz it is totally believable that a super morbidly obese superwaddle has not only anorexia but is passionate about working out.
Naturally, the comments had to be moderated and 2 lame comments were the only 2 allowed. So I brought the article here, where it can receive the attention it truly deserves
" Tess Holliday says she wants to 'normalize the fact that fat folks like moving their bodies' after returning to the studio for her favorite workout — hot Pilates — following a month off.
The 35-year-old took to Instagram on Wednesday to share a sweaty selfie and video after her workout, and told followers that she was 'so hyped' to get her preferred exercise in that she nearly cried.
Tess went on to share a message to anyone who assumes that plus-size and overweight people don't work out, insisting that she loves moving her body and she isn't the only one...."
Naturally, the comments had to be moderated and 2 lame comments were the only 2 allowed. So I brought the article here, where it can receive the attention it truly deserves
" Tess Holliday says she wants to 'normalize the fact that fat folks like moving their bodies' after returning to the studio for her favorite workout — hot Pilates — following a month off.
The 35-year-old took to Instagram on Wednesday to share a sweaty selfie and video after her workout, and told followers that she was 'so hyped' to get her preferred exercise in that she nearly cried.
Tess went on to share a message to anyone who assumes that plus-size and overweight people don't work out, insisting that she loves moving her body and she isn't the only one...."
If by 'moving' she means 'moving her forearm to bring cake to her face' followed by 'farting on the remains of said cake' then yes, she loves moving her body. A lot.
An actual social media manager is a skilled position that requires one be able to understand both of the technical side of social media (not just how to use the sites, but additional tools, data-collection, etc.) as well as knowledge of trends and the interpersonal skills necessary to effectively protect and maintain an individual or company's image/status to their clients and fans. To be really effective, they need to be considered a partner-contractor, not a subordinate.
What Tess wants and what she is actually describing in that post is:
...but there is no way on god's green earth that Ryann will allow that to happen.
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tessholliday
My familyJust a reminder for those that might be in the trenches of darkness right now, there is light, & so much love waiting for you… & it’s so much better than you can imagine.
#chosenfamily
TYSM @parishelena for the film photos
Did anyone else crack up laughing when they got to this part? I’m guessing her preferred exercise was eating the first bunch of French fries from McDonald’s after she waddled her fat ass out of Pilates.
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