Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 3 0.7%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 36 8.1%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 122 27.4%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 134 30.0%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 65 14.6%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 34 7.6%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 40 9.0%

  • Total voters
    446

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Was the candy bought for the kids or the cow farm of Tess "friends" . Did she also do a call out for only POC only picnic? Look I feed the poor black people. It is like a jolly food shelter? Remember FOLKX to support black and brown people by feeding them the shittoest tier of food which has 0 nutrition and take snaps for instagram! Uplift those black and brown voices Y'all.

I had a double take first pic and thought. Fuck that you Riley? But nope. It is Olly and hilariously bitchy to wear that Vogue cap next to Tess... touché Ana chan.
 

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Since the link won't properly let you go to the article, I will bring the article for you. I warn you, its got pics that are hard on the eyes, especially since there are so many of them in between the bullshit words of the article.

Tess Holliday says she wants to 'normalize the fact that fat folks like moving their bodies' after returning to the studio for her favorite workout — hot Pilates — following a month off.

The 35-year-old took to Instagram on Wednesday to share a sweaty selfie and video after her workout, and told followers that she was 'so hyped' to get her preferred exercise in that she nearly cried.

Tess went on to share a message to anyone who assumes that plus-size and overweight people don't work out, insisting that she loves moving her body and she isn't the only one.

Woohoo! Tess, 35, recently returned to private hot Pilates classes after taking a month off because her instructor stopped classes


Woohoo! Tess, 35, recently returned to private hot Pilates classes after taking a month off because her instructor stopped classes

Loving it: Sharing a post-workout video, she said she loves moving her body and 'you can't buy this kind of joy'


Loving it: Sharing a post-workout video, she said she loves moving her body and 'you can't buy this kind of joy'

'I just want to normalize the fact that fat folks like moving their bodies, and I love moving my body,' she said


'And, you know, I feel very grateful to be able to move my body in a way that makes me feels good,' she said


'I just want to normalize the fact that fat folks like moving their bodies, and I love moving my body,' she said

Tess explained that her instructor — with whom she books private sessions — hadn't been offering classes for a month but is now back in action.

'Tired as hell but happy!!' she wrote.

'Y'all, I am so hyped, I just finished Pilates, with my red face and my frizzy hair,' she added in a video. 'I was finally able to get in, and if you can't tell, I am just so happy, it's insane. Insane, instant mood boost.'

She continued: 'I just want to normalize the fact that fat folks like moving their bodies, and I love moving my body.

'And, you know, I feel very grateful to be able to move my body in a way that makes me feels good. And you can't buy this kind of joy. I mean I paid for the class, so you can technically. I'm just hyped. It's good to be back.'

Tess has previously credited hot Pilates, and her instructor Sora Connor, for helping her 'start to heal my relationship with my body & I feel truly connected: mind, body & soul for the first time in my life.'

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In past interviews and social media posts, Tess has fired back at critics who argue that she's lying about working out.

'My workouts were important for me to show because there's so much judgment placed on me about what my life is like, and if I'm active or if I'm not active,' she told People.

'I struggle with it because I don't want to feel like I have to prove anything to anybody.'

In 2019, she shared a video of herself at the gym to challenge haters.

'Proving my critics wrong is my favorite workout,' she wrote. 'I use the hurt people throw my way as fuel to keep chasing my dreams, and you can do the same - Don’t let anyone tell you what you are capable of. You’re better than that.'

Her workouts aren't the only thing she's defended. In May, she posted publicly about her eating disorder in response to her growing frustration with people commenting on her weight and health.

'I’m anorexic and in recovery. I’m not ashamed to say it out loud anymore,' she tweeted. 'I’m the result of a culture that celebrates thinness and equates that to worth, but I get to write my own narrative now. I’m finally able to care for a body that I’ve punished my entire life and I am finally free.'

Opening up: Tess recently revealed she is 'anorexic and in recovery' while sharing several selfies on Instagram


Opening up: Tess recently revealed she is 'anorexic and in recovery' while sharing several selfies on Instagram

Honest: Tess tweeted about her eating disorder, saying she is the 'result of a culture that celebrates thinness'


Honest: Tess tweeted about her eating disorder, saying she is the 'result of a culture that celebrates thinness'

Triggering: The plus-size model warned people on Twitter and Instagram to keep their comments about her weight to themselves


Triggering: The plus-size model warned people on Twitter and Instagram to keep their comments about her weight to themselves

She went on: 'To everyone that keeps saying “you’re looking healthy lately” or “You are losing weight, keep it up!” Stop. Don’t. Comment. On. My. Weight. Or. Perceived. Health. Keep. It. To. Yourself. Thanks.

'I’m healing from an eating disorder and feeding my body regularly for the first time in my entire life,' she said.

'When you equate weight loss with “health” and place value and worth on someone’s size, you are basically saying that we are more valuable now because we are smaller and perpetuating diet culture… and that’s corny as hell. NOT here for it.'

The mother of two added that people's positive comments about her weight loss are triggering to both her and others.

'For folks like me that are trying to reframe our relationships with our bodies and heal, hearing comments about weight is triggering as hell,' she said.

'It sets us back in our progress — and when people working on themselves see you commenting to me that way, it hurts THEM, not just me. I can take it (I shouldn’t have to, but I can) but they didn’t ask for that trauma, ok?'

Happy: The body-positivity activist, pictured in March, said she is now able to 'care for' for the body she 'punished' her entire life and is 'finally free'


Happy: The body-positivity activist, pictured in March, said she is now able to 'care for' for the body she 'punished' her entire life and is 'finally free'

Damaging: Tess, pictured earlier this month, shared that she she lost weight while healing from her eating disorder and people have been encouraging her to lose more


Damaging: Tess, pictured earlier this month, shared that she she lost weight while healing from her eating disorder and people have been encouraging her to lose more

Thoughts: The mother of two believes it was 'hard and confusing' for people to hear her say she is anorexic when she's a plus-size model advocating for larger bodies


Thoughts: The mother of two believes it was 'hard and confusing' for people to hear her say she is anorexic when she's a plus-size model advocating for larger bodies


Thoughts: The mother of two believes it was 'hard and confusing' for people to hear her say she is anorexic when she's a plus-size model advocating for larger bodies

Tess ended her post with a warning, saying: 'If you can’t tell someone they look nice without making it about their size, then baby, please don’t say nuthin at all.'

While she was met with plenty of support, she also faced backlash from other anorexics who think she is 'lying' about having the eating disorder because she is plus-size.

'I’ve had a lot of messages from folks that are anorexic that are livid and angry because they feel like I’m lying,' she told Good Morning America. 'I am plus-size, but advocating for diversity and larger bodies, and so I think for people hearing me say I’m anorexic was really jarring and hard and confusing.'

She said that she was diagnosed by a psychologist but has struggled with 'disordered eating' most of her life.

'I always thought that I overate,' she said. 'But then, people in my life would say, "Oh yeah, I ate more than Tess," and it was almost like I wore it as a badge of honor.'

The social media star, who found fame as a plus-size model, wants people to know that eating disorders don't discriminate.

Hard to handle: The model, pictured in July 2020, has spent decades of struggling with body image and backlash over her weight


Hard to handle: The model, pictured in July 2020, has spent decades of struggling with body image and backlash over her weight

Truth: 'For folks like me that are trying to reframe our relationships with our bodies and heal, hearing comments about weight is triggering as hell,' said Tess, pictured in October 2020


Truth: 'For folks like me that are trying to reframe our relationships with our bodies and heal, hearing comments about weight is triggering as hell,' said Tess, pictured in October 2020

Social media star: Tess, pictured in November 2020, has more than 2.1 million Instagram followers


Social media star: Tess, pictured in November 2020, has more than 2.1 million Instagram followers

'You can’t look at someone and tell whether or not they’re healthy. You just can’t,' she said. 'I understand that people look at me and I don’t fit what we have seen presented as, you know, the diagnosis for anorexia.

'But then, for me, that tells me that there’s a larger problem which I’ve been actually saying for years is that we have a like, a lack of diversity and representation in the world.'

Tess told GMA that she wants to use her platform to share her story and hopefully help others with similar struggles.

'The sky’s the limit,' she said. 'I actually feel like I can take on the things that life is throwing my way and I have been happier in the last six months, through my recovery than I’ve been in my entire life. I feel whole. I feel at peace. I really feel in my power.'
 

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Since the link won't properly let you go to the article, I will bring the article for you. I warn you, its got pics that are hard on the eyes, especially since there are so many of them in between the bullshit words of the article.

Tess Holliday says she wants to 'normalize the fact that fat folks like moving their bodies' after returning to the studio for her favorite workout — hot Pilates — following a month off.

The 35-year-old took to Instagram on Wednesday to share a sweaty selfie and video after her workout, and told followers that she was 'so hyped' to get her preferred exercise in that she nearly cried.

Tess went on to share a message to anyone who assumes that plus-size and overweight people don't work out, insisting that she loves moving her body and she isn't the only one.

Woohoo! Tess, 35, recently returned to private hot Pilates classes after taking a month off because her instructor stopped classes


Woohoo! Tess, 35, recently returned to private hot Pilates classes after taking a month off because her instructor stopped classes

Loving it: Sharing a post-workout video, she said she loves moving her body and 'you can't buy this kind of joy''you can't buy this kind of joy'


Loving it: Sharing a post-workout video, she said she loves moving her body and 'you can't buy this kind of joy'

'I just want to normalize the fact that fat folks like moving their bodies, and I love moving my body,' she said'I just want to normalize the fact that fat folks like moving their bodies, and I love moving my body,' she said


'And, you know, I feel very grateful to be able to move my body in a way that makes me feels good,' she said'And, you know, I feel very grateful to be able to move my body in a way that makes me feels good,' she said


'I just want to normalize the fact that fat folks like moving their bodies, and I love moving my body,' she said

Tess explained that her instructor — with whom she books private sessions — hadn't been offering classes for a month but is now back in action.

'Tired as hell but happy!!' she wrote.

'Y'all, I am so hyped, I just finished Pilates, with my red face and my frizzy hair,' she added in a video. 'I was finally able to get in, and if you can't tell, I am just so happy, it's insane. Insane, instant mood boost.'

She continued: 'I just want to normalize the fact that fat folks like moving their bodies, and I love moving my body.

'And, you know, I feel very grateful to be able to move my body in a way that makes me feels good. And you can't buy this kind of joy. I mean I paid for the class, so you can technically. I'm just hyped. It's good to be back.'

Tess has previously credited hot Pilates, and her instructor Sora Connor, for helping her 'start to heal my relationship with my body & I feel truly connected: mind, body & soul for the first time in my life.'

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In past interviews and social media posts, Tess has fired back at critics who argue that she's lying about working out.

'My workouts were important for me to show because there's so much judgment placed on me about what my life is like, and if I'm active or if I'm not active,' she told People.

'I struggle with it because I don't want to feel like I have to prove anything to anybody.'

In 2019, she shared a video of herself at the gym to challenge haters.

'Proving my critics wrong is my favorite workout,' she wrote. 'I use the hurt people throw my way as fuel to keep chasing my dreams, and you can do the same - Don’t let anyone tell you what you are capable of. You’re better than that.'

Her workouts aren't the only thing she's defended. In May, she posted publicly about her eating disorder in response to her growing frustration with people commenting on her weight and health.

'I’m anorexic and in recovery. I’m not ashamed to say it out loud anymore,' she tweeted. 'I’m the result of a culture that celebrates thinness and equates that to worth, but I get to write my own narrative now. I’m finally able to care for a body that I’ve punished my entire life and I am finally free.'

Opening up: Tess recently revealed she is 'anorexic and in recovery' while sharing several selfies on Instagram'anorexic and in recovery' while sharing several selfies on Instagram


Opening up: Tess recently revealed she is 'anorexic and in recovery' while sharing several selfies on Instagram

Honest: Tess tweeted about her eating disorder, saying she is the 'result of a culture that celebrates thinness''result of a culture that celebrates thinness'


Honest: Tess tweeted about her eating disorder, saying she is the 'result of a culture that celebrates thinness'

Triggering: The plus-size model warned people on Twitter and Instagram to keep their comments about her weight to themselves


Triggering: The plus-size model warned people on Twitter and Instagram to keep their comments about her weight to themselves

She went on: 'To everyone that keeps saying “you’re looking healthy lately” or “You are losing weight, keep it up!” Stop. Don’t. Comment. On. My. Weight. Or. Perceived. Health. Keep. It. To. Yourself. Thanks.

'I’m healing from an eating disorder and feeding my body regularly for the first time in my entire life,' she said.

'When you equate weight loss with “health” and place value and worth on someone’s size, you are basically saying that we are more valuable now because we are smaller and perpetuating diet culture… and that’s corny as hell. NOT here for it.'

The mother of two added that people's positive comments about her weight loss are triggering to both her and others.

'For folks like me that are trying to reframe our relationships with our bodies and heal, hearing comments about weight is triggering as hell,' she said.

'It sets us back in our progress — and when people working on themselves see you commenting to me that way, it hurts THEM, not just me. I can take it (I shouldn’t have to, but I can) but they didn’t ask for that trauma, ok?'

Happy: The body-positivity activist, pictured in March, said she is now able to 'care for' for the body she 'punished' her entire life and is 'finally free''care for' for the body she 'punished' her entire life and is 'finally free'


Happy: The body-positivity activist, pictured in March, said she is now able to 'care for' for the body she 'punished' her entire life and is 'finally free'

Damaging: Tess, pictured earlier this month, shared that she she lost weight while healing from her eating disorder and people have been encouraging her to lose more


Damaging: Tess, pictured earlier this month, shared that she she lost weight while healing from her eating disorder and people have been encouraging her to lose more

Thoughts: The mother of two believes it was 'hard and confusing' for people to hear her say she is anorexic when she's a plus-size model advocating for larger bodies'hard and confusing' for people to hear her say she is anorexic when she's a plus-size model advocating for larger bodies


Thoughts: The mother of two believes it was 'hard and confusing' for people to hear her say she is anorexic when she's a plus-size model advocating for larger bodies'hard and confusing' for people to hear her say she is anorexic when she's a plus-size model advocating for larger bodies


Thoughts: The mother of two believes it was 'hard and confusing' for people to hear her say she is anorexic when she's a plus-size model advocating for larger bodies

Tess ended her post with a warning, saying: 'If you can’t tell someone they look nice without making it about their size, then baby, please don’t say nuthin at all.'

While she was met with plenty of support, she also faced backlash from other anorexics who think she is 'lying' about having the eating disorder because she is plus-size.

'I’ve had a lot of messages from folks that are anorexic that are livid and angry because they feel like I’m lying,' she told Good Morning America. 'I am plus-size, but advocating for diversity and larger bodies, and so I think for people hearing me say I’m anorexic was really jarring and hard and confusing.'

She said that she was diagnosed by a psychologist but has struggled with 'disordered eating' most of her life.

'I always thought that I overate,' she said. 'But then, people in my life would say, "Oh yeah, I ate more than Tess," and it was almost like I wore it as a badge of honor.'

The social media star, who found fame as a plus-size model, wants people to know that eating disorders don't discriminate.

Hard to handle: The model, pictured in July 2020, has spent decades of struggling with body image and backlash over her weight


Hard to handle: The model, pictured in July 2020, has spent decades of struggling with body image and backlash over her weight

Truth: 'For folks like me that are trying to reframe our relationships with our bodies and heal, hearing comments about weight is triggering as hell,' said Tess, pictured in October 2020'For folks like me that are trying to reframe our relationships with our bodies and heal, hearing comments about weight is triggering as hell,' said Tess, pictured in October 2020


Truth: 'For folks like me that are trying to reframe our relationships with our bodies and heal, hearing comments about weight is triggering as hell,' said Tess, pictured in October 2020

Social media star: Tess, pictured in November 2020, has more than 2.1 million Instagram followers


Social media star: Tess, pictured in November 2020, has more than 2.1 million Instagram followers

'You can’t look at someone and tell whether or not they’re healthy. You just can’t,' she said. 'I understand that people look at me and I don’t fit what we have seen presented as, you know, the diagnosis for anorexia.

'But then, for me, that tells me that there’s a larger problem which I’ve been actually saying for years is that we have a like, a lack of diversity and representation in the world.'

Tess told GMA that she wants to use her platform to share her story and hopefully help others with similar struggles.

'The sky’s the limit,' she said. 'I actually feel like I can take on the things that life is throwing my way and I have been happier in the last six months, through my recovery than I’ve been in my entire life. I feel whole. I feel at peace. I really feel in my power.'
So where are the photos of this hot Pilates workout that brought her such joy? I want to see Tess laying in an ocean of sweat moving that body.
 

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Tess, pictured earlier this month, shared that she she lost weight while healing from her eating disorder
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Tess lost weight"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

'I always thought that I overate,' she said. 'But then, people in my life would say, "Oh yeah, I ate more than Tess," and it was almost like I wore it as a badge of honor.'

OH FUCK MY SIDES. Either her friends lied to her to make her feel better, or her friends are sperm whales.

How can anyone with eyes take this bitch seriously?
 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Tess lost weight"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

'I always thought that I overate,' she said. 'But then, people in my life would say, "Oh yeah, I ate more than Tess," and it was almost like I wore it as a badge of honor.'

OH FUCK MY SIDES. Either her friends lied to her to make her feel better, or her friends are sperm whales.

How can anyone with eyes take this bitch seriously?
It’s truly amazing how death fats delude themselves and straight up lie about what they eat. Whatever rationalizations and excuses they start with solidify into gospel after they sail past 300 lbs.

Anyone who watches My 600 lb life can tell you the death fats who actually admit they eat mountains of food are quite rare compared to the death fats who swear they don’t eat much, eat healthy, etc… Even after they are out on a diet for two months and return 20 lbs heavier they will still swear on their life they didn’t over eat and totally followed the calorie limit but had like ONE cheat day only.

Given her gluttony and narcissism it’s hard to tell wtf Tess lies to herself about. Then again I figured she’d claim something common for deathfats like a thyroid problem or PCOS, not anorexia lol.

It does say a whole lot about Tess that she thinks going a whole day without a meal or feeling hungry equals anorexia. The fact she thinks a day of fasting, missing meals or feeling hunger are unusual or indicates anorexia/ED just demonstrates that daily massive over eating isn’t just normal for Tess, but mandatory. Anything less than 6k a day and she worries she’s starving.

I wonder if Tess even realizes that fasting for an entire day is actually good for you? Judging by photos I don’t think Tess has missed a meal since she was old enough to open the fridge or pantry by herself.
 

BIG DADDY

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I wouldn’t be surprised if she did intentionally eat less than others, especially around people she sucks up to. I once knew a fat who would eat small salads or veggies for lunch with like quinoa, but around people she felt safe with she’d pig out. It’s very common for fat women to order petite portions to “prove” to people it’s not their fault that they’re fat. And Tess is the exact kind of sensitive and insecure baby that would do this. It’s probably even the basis of her anorexia claim
 

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I wouldn’t be surprised if she did intentionally eat less than others, especially around people she sucks up to. I once knew a fat who would eat small salads or veggies for lunch with like quinoa, but around people she felt safe with she’d pig out. It’s very common for fat women to order petite portions to “prove” to people it’s not their fault that they’re fat. And Tess is the exact kind of sensitive and insecure baby that would do this. It’s probably even the basis of her anorexia claim
Yeah, there’s always that one really big woman at work who goes out to eat with you and orders the extra small diet salad with a side of air. A lot of FA people claim that society makes them do this because otherwise the waiter will call them a huge pig and everyone at the restaurant will boo them or something.

The idea is, “I have to eat next to nothing in public so no one will judge me! Skinny women can eat massive burgers and chips and no one says a thing, but if I do it, I get harassed about it!”

Ignoring the fact that most of the ‘harassment’ in public is often in their head in the form of being paranoid and assuming everyone is looking at/judging them, the fact is that no one judges a normal person for having a few too many beers, but everyone will judge an admitted alcoholic pounding down drinks. No one judges skinny people eating junk because it’s obvious they only do it occasionally, not nearly often enough to gain an extra 200 lbs because of it. And most of these performative public salad-eatings are played to an audience that doesn’t even care.

It’s not a matter of “I can’t order anything but a salad, or everyone will just assume I overeat!”

It’s a matter of, “If I order the usual amount of food I eat, everyone will know I overeat.” Except they already know, Beth. You’re very large. They know.
 

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OH FUCK MY SIDES. Either her friends lied to her to make her feel better, or her friends are sperm whales.
She may have had a salad with her friends. They may have even made those comments. But what's missing from her list of ingested food is the ice cream carton she inhaled before bed, the large starbucks milkshake she got in the morning, etc. Anyone who's seen an episode of Secret Eaters knows even deathfats can be surprised at how much they absentmindedly eat every week.

But I still don't believe Tess was too stupid to realize this. Maybe too vain.
 

Cowpies

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Hold the fucking press, is our gorl trying to lose weight?!

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Oh my, she's going to piss off the FA/HAES brigade. If she gets below 300 they may even call her a skinny bitch! Remember when body positivity was about everyone feeling comfortable with themselves, no matter what their size or shape? These days if a person below a size 24 posts with that hashtag they get bombarded with hate from deathfats.

Also, um...I just ran across this...
First gay actor to play Doctor Who? Olly Alexander set to replace Jodie Whittaker
 

NoReturn

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Oh my, she's going to piss off the FA/HAES brigade. If she gets below 300 they may even call her a skinny bitch! Remember when body positivity was about everyone feeling comfortable with themselves, no matter what their size or shape? These days if a person below a size 24 posts with that hashtag they get bombarded with hate from deathfats.

Also, um...I just ran across this...
First gay actor to play Doctor Who? Olly Alexander set to replace Jodie Whittaker
The current showrunners of Doctor Who seem to actively hate the IP.
 

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May I remind you that Tess Big Fat Hypocrite once told off a fan and unfollowed them for the crime of “intentional weight loss,” which the girl heinously committed because she had an actual medical problem that not being obese would greatly alleviate.

Tess now trying for a caloric deficit on the daily is Peak Bitch.
 

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