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Celebrity Tess HollidayLandwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by hood LOLCOW, Mar 3, 2016.

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  1. No, it's not. One of her "signature poses" is to create a fake waistline by placing her hands over her abdomen like she has a waist. She cannot get her thumb around her waist; it's physically impossible.

    She's doing this type of pose and they edited her waist on the right side of the photo to match the fake waistline.

    (edit: not trying to be bitchy - disagree away, my friend!)
     

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  2. I agree that the fingers aren't an error-but that shadow tells a story. I really don't think a woman that obese is going to have slim ankles and feet. Her legs were shooped I'm sure

    Edited to add that I see the thumb error now. It's most definitely shooped out.
     
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  3. That's fair. I see where you're coming from now, and I think it could go either way.
     
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  4. OK - who's the wise guy who photoshopped a Barbie head onto a Cabbage Patch Kid's body?
     
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  5. I can't get over how freakishly small her head is compared to the rest of her. You could fit a whole other neck on her torso and still have room for shoulders wtf.

    Loving the placement of the distress/rip on the right leg of the jeans though. It looks like the denim is literally bursting under the strain of holding in those cottage cheese thighs. :lol:
     
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  6. Someone actually stuck their dick in her? Someone was actually able too?
     
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  7. I never noticed how out of place her head looks until you pointed it out, lol. You don't even need to shop it for comparison to notice that she has more volume on her fatcep than her brainless head.

    It really does look like a caricature and the metal necklace separating her head from the rest of the body makes the effect even more jarring.
     
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  8. Shes pretty lucky not to get so much fat in her face. If you look at amy or amberlynn their heads are basically hairy balls of lard
     
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  9. If she could magically be 160 pounds (assuming she weighs 350-400 now) she theoretically could be fuckable, the version of the model we see in pictures certainly would be, but her face without all that makeup artistry and filters and retouching is pretty rough. If she actually dieted and lost 60% of her current mass, she would be a mess of loose, sagging skin.
     
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  10. Let's catch up with Tess, it's been awhile since we last checked up on her. Has she done anything important with her life? Maybe she's started a diet or become a better person. Maybe she's given up seeking attention and decided to improve herself.
    Nope. She hasn't done any of those.

    Here, she decided to take a brave stand by breastfeeding in public while protesting Trump: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4145678/Tess-Holliday-hits-breastfeeding-critics.html (http://archive.is/RRvtO)
    She takes yet another brave stand by posing shirtless in a Tornoto train station for body diversity (#IWontCompromise): http://people.com/bodies/tess-holliday-goes-shirtless-support-body-diversity/ (http://archive.is/rSB2W)
    She takes a bathroom selfie in her underwear: http://people.com/bodies/tess-holliday-stripped-down-selfie/ (http://archive.is/5vKti)
    Really newsworthy stuff.
     
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  11. I'm sure she thought the profile photo was flattering since the shadow over her stomach blended into the door behind her but, then there's this unholy abomination of flesh.

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    TFW your tattoo is disgusted to be a part of your body.
     
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  12. For someone who 'doesn't care about her appearance and loves her body as it is' she surely does use crazy amounts of photoshop.

    I mean just look at her ass, it is almost smooth and I'm pretty sure it looks like craters in real life with the amount of fat that she carries everywhere.

    No cellulite whatsoever? Yeah for sure, nice try fatty.
     
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  13. I thought I'd make the sacrifice and post the pics here. Apologies for the potato quality on some of 'em.

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  14. Screenshot_20170217-000142.jpg Screenshot_20170217-000120.jpg
     
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  15. She's always holding that kid like she's clutching a 20 pound bag of flour. Can she hold him on her hip the way most women hold an older baby or a toddler or is she that fucking fat. Gorillas sling their offspring around with more grace.
     
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    Geometry, brah
     
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  17. Re: the topless subway "protest", guess which hippo couldn't wear her heels for more than a couple minutes and opted to walk around barefoot in a public subway station for the rest of the afternoon? Say, some sort of poor white trash from Mississippi?
    tess subway.jpg
     
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  18. Look at this fat spilling from her waist level.

    Can you imagine the pressure on the poor denim around her belly button when she sits?

    They should totally incorporate that material in the aircrafts, it's clearly fucking indestructible.
     
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  19. Those look a lot like these jeans right here. Torrid's denim line is practically bulletproof. It's designed for big, fat asses, after all... If you're like a size 16 or below and your chub rub isn't that intense, you'll get a lot of good wear out of them with proper care.

    If you're as big as Tess and you make a 3-button pair of jeggings look like they only have one because the other two disappear under your gut, however...
     
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  20. That kid's seen some shit.
     
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