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Culture Texas pastor who praised Pulse shooting resigns, after using prostitutes, gambling and smoking weedKarma’s a bitch, ain’t it?

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  1. (From the Daily Mail)

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    They’re a dime a dozen, but I love it when these kind of people, those who do shady activities while running their mouth preaching hate, face justice.
     
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  2. This dude still ain't got shit on Tom Haggard. The dude was an old Pray The Gay Away Drug Warrior that got caught in a hotel with a gay prostitute and enough heroin to kill a walrus

    Good attempt, though

    EDIT: Ted Haggard, not Tom and he did meth, not heroin. I didn't sleep for a day and a half when I wrote this and I was very tired, sue me. Even so, massive hypocrite and was funny to see him fall
     
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    #2 Hux, Jan 10, 2019
    Last edited: Jan 11, 2019
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  3. But no gay stuff happened at the drugged up Vegas Night hooker party, right? Wouldn't want him to be a COMPLETE hypocrite.
     
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  4. Lol, religious A-Logging.
     
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  5. Wonder what his KF username is?

    "The June 2016 attack at Pulse nightclub left 49 people dead
    'There are still several dozen of these c***ts in ICU. I will pray to God that God will finish the job that that man started,' he said. "

    Lol The absolute madman

    "I'm cool with all the gods. Gods recognize gods.'"

    So now he's a polytheist? 5% Nation?
     
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  6. I'd bet everything in the donation dish that coke was his drug of choice when banging hookers and playing blackjack. Risk takers love stimulants but he knows people are more tolerant of weed these days.
     
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  7. FTFY https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard

     
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  8. I love how he apologizes for this stuff but not for the extremely hateful and disrespectful stuff he said about the victims of the Pulse Nightclub Shooting.

    What a fucking nigger.
     
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  9. Can somebody exain to me what the heck slur c****ts is??
     
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  10. It won't matter.

    As long as the man still has faith in Jesus, he will go to heaven in death.

    The homosexuals, however, are most likely non Christian, and will therefore go to hell when they die.
     
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    #11 Iwasamwillbe, Jan 10, 2019
    Last edited: Jan 10, 2019
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  11. Aw, the lovely story of Jesus and his gas chambers.
     
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  12. Christs.

    Edited due to one word post: please don't kill me like those poor troons
     
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    #13 Buster O'Keefe, Jan 10, 2019
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  13. I think there's a Chick tract about this, but instead of homos the hellbound are missionaries who spent more time improving people's lives than converting them to Christianity, whereas a murderer repents on his deathbed and gets into heaven. But I might be conflating two different tracts
     
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  14. That would be Flight 144. Here it is for all you sinners.
     
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  15. Cunts. You added an extra star after he already added an extra star.
     
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  16. Oh shit. Should have caught that typo.
     
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  17. These guys are generally charlatans. It’s an extremely old profession, the traveling healer/evangelist/seer/mystic/soothsayer or whatever. Radio gave them an easier method of delivery from traveling with a band of misfits, and then that moved to television, and now to the internet.

    Before there was Christianity, I’m sure there were plenty of people wandering around preaching about this god or that god and how if you gave their messenger some coins then you could also achieve the enlightenment of the messenger.

    So I always kinda chuckle to myself when the fedora brigade points and laughs and masturbates furiously to another “Christian” being a hypocrite in these situations when almost every religion that has ever been practiced on the planet has had a similar episode every so often. If you want to proclaim that secularism doesn’t suffer from such pitfalls, well I’d like to discuss something with you. Something you’d love. Something you want. Something you need. It’s perfect for you and your family. It’s perfect for your budget. It’s perfect for your lifestyle. It’s the perfect product.
     
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  18. The entire basis of Christianity revolves around sin and forgiveness, and that no one is perfect. That's why it isn't a big deal if a Christian preacher messes up because that is what is expected of humanity. It's how he makes up for it that's important.
     
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  19. And here I was thinking only Muslims were happy about Pulse. Glad to see diversity working together and showing us it's the future.
     
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