Text Message Catfights -

[RI 360]

I feel a thread like this is truly the spirit of a board this kind. Post your interpersonal conflicts of bridges you've burned, or good ones you find in your internet browsing. Feel free to also post creepy thirst seekers too.

Spoiler: Watch a friendship of a decade implode over fat jokes.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Cross-Post from an IC thread. For full access please consider not being a faggot and/or gitting gud:

2011-2013​

Spoiler: This is when I was still giving him a chance to not be fucking weird and he was still employed at this point.

Spoiler: Six months later he's gone NEET and stopped showering, so I stopped talking to him.

He also sometimes replied to my FB statuses in messages for some fucking reason.

Spoiler: Taking hints is not his strong suit.

Spoiler: How dare you have friends that shower regularly.

Spoiler: Notice me senpai #3248768.

Spoiler: I have a shitload of candy. 2 hours later: My stomach hurts IDK why.

Spoiler: Passive-aggressive hinting that I ignore.

Spoiler: More notice me senpai.

Spoiler: Not your personal therapist, faggot.

Spoiler: No, not creepy at all.

Spoiler: I went through a bad breakup and lost some friends so stupidly I gave him another chance. He had me fix his PS3.

Spoiler: I wanted silence for my birthday tbh. At least from him.

Spoiler: 'PLEASE DON'T GO!' I went to West Virginia. For a week.

Spoiler: You know how a lightbulb flickers but never seems to fully illuminate?

Spoiler: "I'LL FIND MY OWN FRIENDS! WITH HOOKERS! AND BLACKJACK!"

I have 3 more years of this shit. More?

 

[yasscat]

More?

YAAAASSSS.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I don't have the messages on-hand but I've talked a lot in "Personal Lolcows" about this guy whom I assigned the pseudonym "Khalid" to. He reminds me a lot of the person from the second post.

 

[yasscat]

I don't have the messages on-hand but I've talked a lot in "Personal Lolcows" about this guy whom I assigned the pseudonym "Khalid" to. He reminds me a lot of the person from the second post.

please post caps when you can. pls. thank.

 

[GS 281]

This isn't exactly a catfight, but it is the reaction of one cow messaging another cow when they found their thread.

The guy on the left is Zachywolf, the guy on the right is Strikerwolf.

Spoiler

 

[GS 281]

Part two

Spoiler

 

[yasscat]

This isn't exactly a catfight, but it is the reaction of one cow messaging another cow when they found their thread.

The guy on the left is Zachywolf, the guy on the right is Strikerwolf.

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It amazes me that two grown-ass adults can have such a poor grasp on the English language.

 

[QB 290]

Basically how a friend group fell apart after the elections

Spoiler: True Autism

I don't think i'll really miss them

 

[Cuck Norris]

Part 2​

2014-2016
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For the beginning of 2014 he wasn't being super weird or getting all that butthurt if I didn't talk to him. Then, he decides to creep back on my profile leading to our first exchange of creepy for the year.

Spoiler: I think you're my soulmate

Spoiler: Watching Adult Swim cuz I couldn't sleep = random cartoon sperging.

Spoiler: 'I don't have friends.' 'This is how you get them.' 'THAT'S TOO MUCH WORK!'

Spoiler: 'My GF left me, my cat is dying, and I have no money because I refuse to work.'

Spoiler: Literal Suicide Baiting

Spoiler: Still not taking hints

Spoiler: Continuation of above

Spoiler: I try the passive-aggressive approach

Spoiler: Back to the silent treatment

Spoiler: Still not gonna chill with you dude

Spoiler: CPEP is a psyche hospital for people too 'dangerous' to go to a normal psyche ward

It was so fucking hard to not say "LOL" when he mentioned getting out.

So far he's left me alone since then.

 

[Coleman Francis]

Part 2​

Jesus Christ! Wtf, did you take his virginity? I've never seen a dude be so clingy with another dude lol.

 

[FatNero]

Jesus Christ! Wtf, did you take his virginity? I've never seen a dude be so clingy with another dude lol.

Had a guy text me the entire alphabet one letter at a time over and over cause he thought I was ignoring him when I was sick once, then went on a rant about being an awful friend-- it was pretty eye opening realizing how nuts some fuckers can be just below the surface.

 

[DrainRedRain]

I'm feeling like the Holy Spirit, because I never fought via text messages with anyone.
Just the "NO U" on the middle school. I generally just tell the person that I don't feel we could be friends anymore due to divergent interests.
I never really fought

im a coward

 

[Someone else.]

Part 2​

He is perfectly anormal, he just lacks substance .