TGK's Golden Streams

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You're not real! Fuck you!
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Feb 23, 2013
There are about 13 people viewing right now, the lowest count was 9 I believe.
 

Le Bateleur

Major Arcana
kiwifarms.net
Joined
May 20, 2014
Chatlog, from the start up until about 03:37 in.

Supergoldenknight: Test.
Marinetrainedteen: Hey.
Supergoldenknight: Queer; it says I'm not in the chat.
Marinetrainedteen: Yeah.
Supergoldenknight: Wait, there I am.
Supergoldenknight: I should really contact Twitch about moderation, because it says neither of us are mods.
Marinetrainedteen: Do you have any mod options?
Supergoldenknight: It appears as I do.
Supergoldenknight: Chat says I made you a moderator.
Marinetrainedteen: Hm
Supergoldenknight: But we're both still listed as viewer.
Supergoldenknight: We had this problem previously.
Marinetrainedteen: Maybe there is some kind of FAQs or customer support somewhere
Marinetrainedteen: about thisa
Marinetrainedteen: this*
Supergoldenknight: Sorry I didn't catch what you were saying. I went to settings.
Kiwiherman: Wassup?
Supergoldenknight: Setup! You?
Kiwiherman: /\_/\ ____/ o o \ /~____ =ø= / (______)__m_m)
Supergoldenknight: I do not know what that means
Kiwiherman: Ah sry didn't work. I'm good.
Kiwiherman: Was ment to b a cat
Kiwiherman: wat time ds this start?
Kiwiherman: pls
Supergoldenknight: In 35 minutes.
Kiwiherman: kk
Kiwiherman: kwl
Kiwiherman: b back then then
Supergoldenknight: Can't wait!
Kiwiherman: XD
Marinetrainedteen: nice maymay XD
Supergoldenknight: "maymay"? The heck is that?
Marinetrainedteen: Ah, a meme.
Supergoldenknight: Oh, that explains it.
Marinetrainedteen:
Marinetrainedteen: How much long now?
Supergoldenknight: 30 minutes
Supergoldenknight: Half an hour and counting!
Marinetrainedteen: Coolio!
Marinetrainedteen: Also
Marinetrainedteen: Did you make sure to know if the game runs well, both while normal playing and stream playing?
Supergoldenknight: I know it won't go well in Stream. Like all my other "big games" I tried streaming in the past.
Marinetrainedteen: I see.
Supergoldenknight: I know it won't go well in Stream. Like all my other "big games" I tried streaming in the past.
Marinetrainedteen: I see.
Marinetrainedteen: What video quality will you stream in?
Supergoldenknight: I like to shoot for 480p but that causes my hardware to choke. I'm lucky to stream at all with minimal settings of 240p.
Kiwiherman: Why don't u try streaming now?
Kiwiherman: :ike stress test it b4 ppl come here
Supergoldenknight: Because it's before time.
Kiwiherman: We won't tell
Supergoldenknight: When I start streaming, people expect the show to be starting at that instant!
Supergoldenknight: It's not a matter of telling.
Supergoldenknight: If I just hit the switch, they will come.
Kiwiherman: Seriously though
Kiwiherman: It'd be like the dark match
Kiwiherman: Before a WWE show
Kiwiherman: But you're in charge here
Kiwiherman: How do ppl know you started?
Supergoldenknight: I have no idea, all I know is my views suddenly balloon as soon as I'm live.
Kiwiherman: Spooky lol
Kiwiherman: So what u doing right now?
Supergoldenknight: Plugging in Webcam and updating XSplit
Kiwiherman: Is XSplit the streaming program?
Supergoldenknight: Yes!
Kiwiherman: OK. Cool.
Kiwiherman: What kind of webcam do you have?
Supergoldenknight: Microsoft LiveStudio or something like that.
Kiwiherman: I see. Thx.
Kiwiherman: Do my questions interrupt you setting up, btw?
Supergoldenknight: Nu-uh.
Kiwiherman: I'm glad. Don;t wanna make u l8 starting
Supergoldenknight: Just I can't listen to Youtube music while I have Gamecaster at the ready; a letdown that's keeping me from pumping up.
Kiwiherman:
Marinetrainedteen: That's too bad
Kiwiherman: You got an mp3 player, playa?
Supergoldenknight: Oh well. I shut it off now and will bring it back up for showtime.
Supergoldenknight: Well, nothing beyond my computer. Even if I did, my hard-drive library is limited.
Supergoldenknight: It's hard storing MB songs when I need the storage for GB games!
Supergoldenknight: In like manner, it's hard to spend 90 minutes with a movie when I spend 90 hours with a game.
Kiwiherman: How about a smartphone? You could play YouTube on your phone.
Supergoldenknight: I have no such mobile device.
Kiwiherman: Rly? No mobile phone?
Marinetrainedteen: No smartphone?
Supergoldenknight: Well, I have a flip-phone.
Marinetrainedteen: Ahh, thats kinda old lol
Supergoldenknight: It's an ancient dinosaur (probably 4-8 years old or so)
Marinetrainedteen: You should probably update it then
Supergoldenknight: I'm saving up for an epic gaming rig so I can stream at buttery 60fps 480p
Kiwiherman: Pay as You Go or contract?
Kiwiherman: Phone, I mean
Supergoldenknight: Nothing.
Marinetrainedteen: Weird, you dont know the mobile company of your phone?
Supergoldenknight: I think it's Virgil.
Kiwiherman: You cld probably get a smartphone for free with a cheap monthly contract...
Obamatron_mkii: Hello nerds!
Obamatron_mkii: Hello nerds!
Marinetrainedteen: hi fag
Supergoldenknight: Welcome, jock.
Obamatron_mkii: They call me Chad.
Supergoldenknight: Keep the name-calling down, please.
Kiwiherman: Yo playa
Supergoldenknight: I was just playing, but for serious, it's not nice.
Marinetrainedteen: It's a joke, Jay, no one is offended
Supergoldenknight: OK. I usually can't take a joke.
Kiwiherman: Practice, mang. You'll be called ppl bitches and hoes in no time
Kiwiherman: *calling
Supergoldenknight: Not for me. XP
Kiwiherman: Nah that's cool. I respect that.
Kiwiherman: But for real. Do you not like smartphones or you can't afford a monthly contract or what? It's interesting in 2014.
Kiwiherman: Not to have one
Marinetrainedteen: Yeah
Kiwiherman: You're the obamatron guy from Minecraft, right?
Marinetrainedteen: Me?
Kiwiherman: Nah the obamatron guy lol
Supergoldenknight: Anyway, it's mostly money keeping me from mobile devices, plus I have no need.
Obamatron_mkii: certainly not me...
Marinetrainedteen: oh lol
Supergoldenknight: My need is a single powerhouse workhorse PC
Kiwiherman: Oh ok. Nvm.
Obamatron_mkii: You gotta get that money, Jay.
Supergoldenknight: I need a job, or enough popularity on Twitch for partnership.
Kiwiherman: How much money do you get a month?
Supergoldenknight: $0
Kiwiherman: Zero?
Supergoldenknight: 5 minutes to showtime!
Obamatron_mkii: This man is not a welfare recipient.
Kiwiherman: Well that's good.
Obamatron_mkii: Your dad doesn't kick you some spending money?
Supergoldenknight: I'm unemployed
Kiwiherman: No disrespect but ppl on welfare streaming games doesn't sit right with me.
Supergoldenknight: I get gift money for birthday and christmas
Supergoldenknight: I'm not on welfare. I live with my parents.
Kiwiherman: So glad that's not the case
Supergoldenknight: Dad has me covered, thank the Maker.
Kiwiherman: He sounds cool.
Supergoldenknight: HE is.
Obamatron_mkii: He's god?
Obamatron_mkii: cool
Obamatron_mkii: That makes you JEsus.
Kiwiherman: But don't you get like an allowance or something? Or could you wash the car or clean the house to earn some cash?
Supergoldenknight: Maybe...Mom usually does *all* the chores!
Supergoldenknight: Dad takes care of the lawn.
Supergoldenknight: There isn't much for me to do other than say, "Thanks, Mom!"
Supergoldenknight: So, I'm left with gift money every 6 months.
Obamatron_mkii: Doesn't you house have a pool inside or something?
Kiwiherman: So free place and no work to do! Sounds sweet
Supergoldenknight: Yep.
Supergoldenknight: HEY! We're about to start!
Marinetrainedteen: Nice!
Obamatron_mkii: my ears...
Supergoldenknight: YAY!
Marinetrainedteen: shit
Kiwiherman: O wow
Marinetrainedteen: I am getting a bit of problems
Marinetrainedteen: i see a green screen
Supergoldenknight: I did predict lag problems.
Obamatron_mkii: reload
Marinetrainedteen: Really
Marinetrainedteen: I think it is a problems with Flash Player
Marinetrainedteen: Is anyone else having that problems?
Obamatron_mkii: nope. thats not good
Marinetrainedteen: ah great
Marinetrainedteen: solutions?
Marinetrainedteen: i get that in youtube soon
Marinetrainedteen: too*
Obamatron_mkii: browser?
Greggamer23: Using any mods Gold Knight?
Obamatron_mkii: they probably threw it in for free
Obamatron_mkii: https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/questions/772180
Greggamer23: The loading screen in 3 is ads for the expansion packs is all, I think.
Obamatron_mkii: EA...
Obamatron_mkii: EA...
Obamatron_mkii: detectivology
Kiwiherman: EA stands for Eternal Avarice lol
Kiwiherman: Anyone else getting a black screen?
Obamatron_mkii: nope
Kiwiherman: I don't want a Black Screen I want a Golden Stream!
Supergoldenknight: F5
Supergoldenknight: Refresh
Supergoldenknight: ENGLISH, MOTHERFOOKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Marinetrainedteen: Hm
Marinetrainedteen: Is the stream off?
Marinetrainedteen: Ok it is back
Supergoldenknight: No, I took a minute
Supergoldenknight: Allie talked to me through Steam.
Supergoldenknight: I had to Alt-Tab.
Supergoldenknight: And I thought I enabled BRB mode.
Marinetrainedteen: Oh, who is Allie?
Supergoldenknight: Allie is somebody who knows me...She's nice.
Supergoldenknight: Nothing going on other than friendship as far as I am aware.
Kiwiherman: Mmmm...is she hawt?
Auntysocial: Do you two know in real life?
Marinetrainedteen: nice hair dude
Marinetrainedteen: hahaha
Obamatron_mkii: get rid of that tool-tip, upper right
Obamatron_mkii: is this supposed to be you?
Auntysocial: Your hair is lighter than that tho
Supergoldenknight: YAAAa-aaaaaahh!
Obamatron_mkii: You know Karl from Manowar has the same haircut?
Auntysocial: I think that in finnish your hair would be called "maantienharmaa"
Kiwiherman: Yes! Stache!
Auntysocial: dat finnish
Marinetrainedteen: you look like a kawaii action hero girl dude ;3
Kiwiherman: Needs a bigger nose?
Kiwiherman: Press 1 for bigger nose.
Marinetrainedteen: 1
Auntysocial: 1
Kiwiherman: 1
Kiwiherman: Can he be shirtless like you?
Marinetrainedteen: we should vote for traits
Kiwiherman: Good idea!
Solidsentry: Hello
Marinetrainedteen: Heya
Solidsentry: what's happening?
Kiwiherman: Lol I read that as "Hitler Loft" and was like wtf
Kiwiherman: Barefoot maybe?
Robotcalculator: is this thing on?
Solidsentry: Hey Jay I seen you played Rocksmith, and wanted to know what kind of guitar you have
Aterritorialoak: HEY JAY it's allie
Aterritorialoak: Do you ever wear a shirt? Lol
Marinetrainedteen: heya allie
Marinetrainedteen: HAAAA PRESS 1 FOR SHADES GAMERS
Aterritorialoak: 2
Marinetrainedteen: Banned.
Aterritorialoak: Are you going to make any other sims? Were you going to really make your whole hero team? That would take forever
Supergoldenknight: Banned for what?
Marinetrainedteen: That was a joke
Aterritorialoak: He is a dork of ages, y'all.
Marinetrainedteen: wow ok that is SLANDER
Kiwiherman: Turndown for WHAT?!
Aterritorialoak: LOL he looks so silly in argyle
Kiwiherman: He looks like a German Techno DJ wit dem shades
Kiwiherman: DJ Georg in das Mix
Kopipe0: what the fuck
Supergoldenknight: What the fook what?
Kopipe0: nothing jay
Aterritorialoak: These people are so unrealistic
Aterritorialoak: bann them all
Aterritorialoak:
Solidsentry: I am gonna play MC while I watch the livestream
Kiwiherman: You like Techno, Jay?
Solidsentry: lol yeaaa
Supergoldenknight: Techno's OK...
Marinetrainedteen: @Aterritorialoak Be polite.
Aterritorialoak: @Marinetrainedteen no u
Marinetrainedteen: HAAAA DUDE THOSE MARINE ABS YO THATS SICK
Kiwiherman: Show us your abs, Jay!
Aterritorialoak: Who wears glasses with sleepwear anyway?
Marinetrainedteen: Who else are you going to creat? Hero 2?
Aterritorialoak: He wants to do the whole Hero Team but it'd take forever I think
Aterritorialoak: I hope there are some adults in the group because you need income
Marinetrainedteen: You should do only Hero 1 and 2 for now.
Aterritorialoak: and only adult sims can get jobs
Marinetrainedteen: Then another stream show the whole hero team.
Aterritorialoak: make the girl older so she can be the breadwinner xD
Kiwiherman: Jay, is Gabriel from Hero Team a homosexual?
Kiwiherman: Or is he just called Gay for a nickname??
Supergoldenknight: Gabriel is classified.
Supergoldenknight: He...Tried out a bunch of things, and decided nothing seemed to work.
Kiwiherman: Oh. So he's asexual? There's not many asexual characters in fiction...
Supergoldenknight: Mm-hm...
Auntysocial: I thought there was some sexual tension between Gabriel and the captain in Hero Team
Solidsentry: flame of arnor!
Kopipe0: mfw TGK wants to be either tan or a mexican
Aterritorialoak: That's unrealistic ok
Auntysocial: eh, i have to leave, got a lot of stuff to do bye you peeps you
Kiwiherman: Looks kind of like Dashing Cody Rhodes with the 'stache
Marinetrainedteen: Bye aunty
Supergoldenknight: Nope, Gabe has no such feeling for Jay
Supergoldenknight: Bye Aunty
Kiwiherman: Bye, aunty
Kiwiherman: Bye, aunty
Kiwiherman: What do you think about the Spartan warriors of old having homosexual love?
Kiwiherman: Yeah! Spartans are awesome!
Marinetrainedteen: EXTREME MULLLLETTTT
Robotcalculator: I want a soundboard of this dude
Solidsentry: I am a wizard in MC
Supergoldenknight: Soundboard of Jay!
Supergoldenknight: Also, use it for gaming pranks.
Marinetrainedteen: haaaa thats chill!!!!11
Robotcalculator: Too much gold from the golden knight.
Solidsentry: 2 magic, 2 magic
Kiwiherman: Are you a never-nude in real life, Jay?
Obamatron_mkii: You're not a never nude?
Supergoldenknight: I'd be nude if it were "appropriate".
Kiwiherman: Do you shower nude?
Supergoldenknight: Who doesn't?
Kiwiherman: Never nudes
Marinetrainedteen: Hey Jay!
Marinetrainedteen: Ah
Marinetrainedteen: I was going to ask for us to vote for last trait
Supergoldenknight: What's the vote?
Marinetrainedteen: Hmmmm
Marinetrainedteen: Put some of the traits that you want and then we can vote on which
Solidsentry: I am making a Minecraft Quest
Supergoldenknight: Ambitious
Supergoldenknight: Charismatic
Solidsentry: idk what to base it on
Marinetrainedteen: Hey I gonna make a poll on it
Supergoldenknight: Couch Potato, Daredevil...
Marinetrainedteen: Okay Jay?
Supergoldenknight: Here's a hint: It's ME!
Supergoldenknight: Excitable
Supergoldenknight: Flirty, Hopeless Romantic...
Obamatron_mkii: flirty
Supergoldenknight: Genius
Kiwiherman: Where will the poll appear?
Solidsentry: You're a wizard Jay
Supergoldenknight: Inappropriate...
Supergoldenknight: I'll announce it. Pay attention to chat.
Supergoldenknight: Snob
Obamatron_mkii: jay always struck me as flirty
Marinetrainedteen: Hey
Marinetrainedteen: I am making the poll, Jay okay?
Little_cait: go for inappropriate
Supergoldenknight: All right, I think that's it.
Supergoldenknight: The choices are out there. Viewers, VOTE!
Kopipe0: i vote hopeless romantic
Marinetrainedteen: http://www.poll-maker.com/poll140459xa1a14B56-6
Kiwiherman: Jay, while we wait, I have a question
Supergoldenknight: Yes, what's the question?
Beat43210: does anybody want a payday 2 coupon cause i received it for buying a game and i already have payday 2???
Aterritorialoak: JAY
Aterritorialoak: pick excitable
Marinetrainedteen: I vote Couch Potato
Supergoldenknight: So far, I have 1 for multiple and tied...
Aterritorialoak: nooo excitable
Aterritorialoak: we all know how his stream started
Obamatron_mkii: is that multiplayer?
Aterritorialoak: it suits him best
Supergoldenknight: If we have a tie, then *I* will make the Final Answer.
Obamatron_mkii: inapropriate has 2 votes
Kiwiherman: You wrote a song about triumphing over evil on dA. It's awesome, but can you tell us the melody? I want to know how it sounds sung...
Kiwiherman: Like maybe hum it for us, or sing it?
Kopipe0: currently 2 for inappropriate~
Kopipe0: yeah I'd like to hear the song too!
Little_cait: play it on your guitar Jay :3
Supergoldenknight: yeah, looks like inappropriate it is.
Marinetrainedteen: http://www.poll-maker.com/poll140459xa1a14B56-6
Kiwiherman: Nuclear Launch!
Kiwiherman: It was Nuclear Launch. I remember the "submit to my nuclear launch" bit- EPIC imagery
Supergoldenknight: Guys, voting on the poll tells me where you're at
Supergoldenknight: Just so you know...
Supergoldenknight: That could be dangerous.
Kiwiherman: You mean IP address?
Solidsentry: but you dont have the usernames
Marinetrainedteen: Looks like Couch Potato is winning
Obamatron_mkii: is jay a stalker?
Supergoldenknight: As in Google Maps has pinpointed hotspots.
Supergoldenknight: From the Poll GEographical results.
Kiwiherman: Lol I use a proxy anyway so not a problem for me.
Marinetrainedteen: Oh yeah
Marinetrainedteen: Thats right
Marinetrainedteen: Well, I think its nothing to worry about
Marinetrainedteen: its not truly accurate anyway
Obamatron_mkii: lurkers probably voted
Kiwiherman: In fact I'm behind 7 proxies
Marinetrainedteen: Hey Jay
Marinetrainedteen: Couch Potato is winning
Marinetrainedteen: yeah
Kiwiherman: Anyway, pls can you sing or hum "Nuclear Launch" for us? Please?
Obamatron_mkii: Why would you want your sim to be a kid in the game?
Kiwiherman: Do the family one!
Kiwiherman: Or Emperor!
Vexgod: You ever thought of getting into local politics Jay? Maybe becoming like a leader of a local area?
Vexgod: As we need good leaders and that
Obamatron_mkii: Did you do anything special for 9/11?
Supergoldenknight: Nothing special.
Kiwiherman: Who follows you?
Obamatron_mkii: I always try to remember the people who died.
Marinetrainedteen: Semper Fidelis to All Are Armed Forces
Aterritorialoak: I worked, kinda forgot about things in all the chaos
Supergoldenknight: Ya, Semper Fi!
Obamatron_mkii: Never forget, never forgive.
Kiwiherman: Make Hero 2?
Supergoldenknight: Working on it.
Kiwiherman: Yeaaah!
Obamatron_mkii: Jay, you gotta make these ones more quickly.
Obamatron_mkii: You're losing viewers.
Kiwiherman: Have you seen a film called The Room, Jay?
Kiwiherman: You say "stop" like the main character does
Marinetrainedteen: What a story!
Vexgod: Keep your stupid comments in your pockets guys.
Aterritorialoak: maybe we're sitting around in our underwear like jay
Aterritorialoak: you don't know
Aterritorialoak: maybe we don't have pockets
Obamatron_mkii: Make her go barefoot.
Marinetrainedteen: @In a minute, biatch
Kiwiherman: Oh hai Vexgod!
Vexgod: Oh hai Kiwiherman, so how is your sex life?
Obamatron_mkii: She has a manly body.
Supergoldenknight: She's a supersoldier! Of course she's going to be ripped!
Kiwiherman: @Vexgod I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.
Supergoldenknight: oh my...That's very sad to hear, Kiwi.
Marinetrainedteen: @Kiwiherman *nose boop* its okay babbeh
Kiwiherman: Don't worry, Jay! I'm fine! It's a quote from The Room!
Marinetrainedteen: Stop tearing Jay apart, Kiwi.
Kiwiherman: Don't you like tights, Jay?
Vexgod: She definitely looks like a girl with some fight in her Jay
Kiwiherman: @Marinetrainedteen Yessir!
Kiwiherman: Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.
Marinetrainedteen: Seems like you are the ECKZpert, Kiwi.
Vexgod: If people leave Jay maybe you could try some off topic discussion, maybe share some funny stories or thoughts about stuff
Kiwiherman: Do you like high heels on a woman, Jay?
Supergoldenknight: Actually, I don't mind but it's also not for me.
Kiwiherman: What shapes your opinion of how a woman should dress?
Supergoldenknight: i have no opinions or ideas of fashion. My brain does not function like that.
Kiwiherman: Fascinating
Vexgod: That's pretty cool man, dreams are interesting. You dream a lot?
Kiwiherman: So *why* do you like or not like something about a woman?
Kiwiherman: Like why do you like redheads?
Supergoldenknight: Good point...
Kiwiherman: Or big breasts?
Supergoldenknight: Breast size isn't *too* important.
Supergoldenknight: Redhead, though...It is a preference.
Supergoldenknight: Other than personality aand deep stuff, I'm not very picky.
Kiwiherman: What about a navel piercing or a tattoo?
Supergoldenknight: Me no like.
Aterritorialoak: oh but big titties are so fun to play with
Supergoldenknight: And they're fun to chew on.
Obamatron_mkii: Are you making your waifu right now?
Supergoldenknight: Sorry, I don't speak Japanese.
Supergoldenknight: I also don't speak Simmese, either.
Marinetrainedteen: kawaii sugoi desu ne~~~
Aterritorialoak: Ogenki desu ka, Jay-san?
Supergoldenknight: ENGLISH, MOTHERFOOKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!
Kiwiherman: Burningu Hammeru
Vexgod: yes you should mate, more female voices
Marinetrainedteen: JAY-SAN IN ANIMU 2014 MAKE IT HAPPEN PEASANTS
Supergoldenknight: XD
Kiwiherman: Jay would look good with some cat ears maybe? :3
Vexgod: nah jay needs a ryu like bandana
Kiwiherman: That'd be tactical
Marinetrainedteen: FINALLY SOME ACTION TIME TO DESTROY THE KIWI FARMS JAY
Kiwiherman: Shut down their bitcoin mining! FINISH THE FIGHT
Supergoldenknight: Kiwi Farms would be great in TGK Game
Obamatron_mkii: burn them
Marinetrainedteen: Make them as Sims.
Obamatron_mkii: purge the wicked
Vexgod: make grilled cheese sandwiches
Marinetrainedteen: And make them your enemies.
Kiwiherman: JAY! PLEASE TALK US THROUGH WHAT YOU THINK NOT WHAT YOU READ
Kiwiherman: This is cool! Thanks!
Marinetrainedteen: Haaa dude
Marinetrainedteen: THATS SICK
Vexgod: do you always play as yourself in games jay?
Kiwiherman: Why?
Vexgod: I wouldn't be very happy if someone was watching me being intimate with my girlfriend through the window, I'd probably slap em
Kiwiherman: Oh me too. Gotta have privacy!
Vexgod: What do you think Jay, would you be happy with someone watching you being intimate?
Supergoldenknight: No, I wouldn't. But that's the joke.
Supergoldenknight: Besides, that's what the bed is for.
Supergoldenknight: Kennedy is Mandy's last name
Marinetrainedteen: She is out finishing the fight!
Obamatron_mkii: So he's basically Hitler?
Supergoldenknight: Not really...
Supergoldenknight: More like Obama! lol jk
Vexgod: more like Pinky and the Brain
Obamatron_mkii: You don't need to keep pausing them game. The sims have their own AI.
Supergoldenknight: I like to be in control.
Vexgod: you ever seen the last king of scotland? it's all about idi amin who was a dictator of uganda
Vexgod: pretty damn good film
Kiwiherman: Oh yeah, very good film. Great performance from Forrest Whittaker
Aterritorialoak: I got married to the widow next door, she's been married seven times before~
Vexgod: for real, forrest whittaker really got the deranged eccentricity of idi amin down
Aterritorialoak:
if anyone was wondering what Jay was singing
Obamatron_mkii: You gotta chat her up first.
Kiwiherman: Leave them to it, Jay. Watch the AI work. It's fun.
Vexgod: just like real life, if you try hard enough at your love quest you'll eventually get the girl of your dreams
Obamatron_mkii: turn some lights on
Obamatron_mkii: its hella dark in there
Obamatron_mkii: in the sims house
Marinetrainedteen: ^ this
Marinetrainedteen: Jay, do the Woo-Woo!
Obamatron_mkii: Don't get grabby, Jay.
Aterritorialoak: Jay, maybe it's good you didn't make a sim of me because she would steal your woman away
Obamatron_mkii: You gonna need a montage.
Obamatron_mkii: montage...
Marinetrainedteen: Jay we wanna see the Woo-Woo!
Supergoldenknight: Me too.
Vexgod: You seem to know your stuff man, you got like a routine that you use?
Kiwiherman: "This never usually happens" lol
Solidsentry: I just moved everything around
Solidsentry: stay out of my sights androidsObamatron_mkii: turn some lights on
Obamatron_mkii: its hella dark in there
Obamatron_mkii: in the sims house
Marinetrainedteen: ^ this
Marinetrainedteen: Jay, do the Woo-Woo!
Obamatron_mkii: Don't get grabby, Jay.
Aterritorialoak: Jay, maybe it's good you didn't make a sim of me because she would steal your woman away
Obamatron_mkii: You gonna need a montage.
Obamatron_mkii: montage...
Marinetrainedteen: Jay we wanna see the Woo-Woo!
Supergoldenknight: Me too.
Vexgod: You seem to know your stuff man, you got like a routine that you use?
Kiwiherman: "This never usually happens" lol
Kiwiherman: Cockblocked by EA lol
Solidsentry: I just moved everything around
Solidsentry: stay out of my sights androids
Kiwiherman: This reminds me of that blink-182 song: "What's My Name Again"
Aterritorialoak: LOL Jay i'm so glad I was here for this stream :')
Kiwiherman: We started making out, and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV
Kiwiherman: And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again?
Obamatron_mkii: nobody likes you when you're 23
Obamatron_mkii: and you're still amused by tv shows
Solidsentry: TAHHAAAAAAA
Kiwiherman: The state looks down on sodomy
Solidsentry: my computer is ur boz bro TAHHHAAA
Marinetrainedteen: Oh vey
Marinetrainedteen: shut it down
Marinetrainedteen: its another shoah
Obamatron_mkii: nows your chance
Obamatron_mkii: get them to the bedroom
Obamatron_mkii: chimpout
Vexgod: that was amazing
Tylersimmer: anyone hav extra sims 3 showtime product code
Solidsentry: whaat
Obamatron_mkii: You still got feels for Mandy?
Supergoldenknight: I would warmly welcome her back as soon as she would say something to me. But I am NOT counting on that! It would be 3 weeks from tomorrow.
Solidsentry: oh
Obamatron_mkii: Can you get pets in this game?
Solidsentry: lol
Solidsentry: It's DLC
Aterritorialoak: Amanda looks a little uncomfortable, lol
Solidsentry: what are you trying to do?
Supergoldenknight: Trying to Woo-Hoo.
Aterritorialoak: her body language just seems stiff
Solidsentry: woo-hoo? I am unfamiliar with this term.
Solidsentry: hold on
Vexgod: is that like the ultimate goal for you jay, like in real life as well?
Solidsentry: lemme look it up on contranet
Solidsentry: Ohh
Solidsentry: You are trying to get them to sing the Christina Aguilera song WooHoo?
Vexgod: maybe he mis spelled woo hah, get them all in check
Solidsentry: ohh you mean like an expression like "Woohoo! I got a new car!"
Supergoldenknight: Sim Woo-Hoo is "making love"
Solidsentry: That is a very strange term. Does it apply to all love or most love?
Solidsentry: I'll go do that now
Solidsentry: brb
Solidsentry: Ok I washed my hands, and I did use soap. I am now love.
Kiwiherman: Mating? Wow
Solidsentry: Love me
Solidsentry: Love me all
Aterritorialoak: no he loves me
Aterritorialoak: qq
Kiwiherman: All female hands on me!
Vexgod: i washed my feet so obviously in priority
Solidsentry: What has happened?
Solidsentry: Why are they talking like that?
Solidsentry: I must begin a scientific study as to why.
Obamatron_mkii: >tfw when you miss the woo hoo
Vexgod: lol
Aterritorialoak: Jay I need to ask you something after this stream is over, I got the most amazing idea
Aterritorialoak: it means "that feeling when"
Supergoldenknight: aww! Why must it wait?
Aterritorialoak: Because it was an idea for another stream lol
Kiwiherman: So did they copulate yet? Was there carnal knowledge?
Obamatron_mkii: Is Jay's sim a homo?
Kiwiherman: He's a Sim Klansman
Solidsentry: Certain toilets might like be bad for your sims
Solidsentry: or at least that is what happened to me when I played sims
Solidsentry: My sims died of all things, backed up toilet.
Solidsentry: They could not use it because no one knew how to unclog a toilet. It was messed up
Solidsentry: So they died of not using toilet.
Kiwiherman: He's a cloudkin
Solidsentry: Jay you should go to the local karaoke nightclub
Solidsentry: They have some very fancy women there
Obamatron_mkii: Did you get any track records in school?
Obamatron_mkii: change the floors
Solidsentry: I have swam with big eels before
Solidsentry: That was extreme swimming
Kiwiherman: Tell us about the time you got cheered at the school pep rally, Jay!
Aterritorialoak: I love eels, they're so cute
Solidsentry: eels are lovely creatures
Obamatron_mkii: Didn't you run an obstacle course?
Solidsentry: So majestic, so extravagant
Marinetrainedteen: Jay remove the ladder of the pool
Obamatron_mkii: uh oh
Solidsentry: Do you work for the government jay?
Solidsentry: ah you work independent, yes?
Kiwiherman: How about a 10-minute Q&A with your fans, Golden Knight?
Supergoldenknight: sure, I can use a break.
Supergoldenknight: Also, bathroom and food call me.
Obamatron_mkii: check out the womens bathroom
Obamatron_mkii: leave the game running
Obamatron_mkii: what he say?
Kiwiherman: sounded like "snergen flergen"
Solidsentry: curse that steam sound
Solidsentry: I had to check my steam haha
Marinetrainedteen: ^ haha yeah
Kiwiherman: If Jay wanted to take Skype calls would anyone call in?
Obamatron_mkii: play some wallpaper at least
Kiwiherman: Number 3?
Obamatron_mkii: do do dodododo do dodododo
Aterritorialoak: he typically takes a while to eat
Obamatron_mkii: everything come out alright?
Marinetrainedteen: Heeey
Marinetrainedteen: What did you eat?
Supergoldenknight: Now Q&A till quarter of.
Aterritorialoak: Jay what do you think of my proposal? :3
Aterritorialoak: On steam lol
Obamatron_mkii: Talk about the obstacle course and highschool.
Kiwiherman: can you make the webcam fullscreen for Q&A please?
Kiwiherman: Wow. You still hang out with all your old friends from High School?
Kiwiherman: You must have had so many girls after that
Carsarescary: You must have a lot of friends from high school you still hang out with
Obamatron_mkii: Did you get bullied?
Marinetrainedteen: How were your grades on high school>
Marinetrainedteen: ?
Kiwiherman: So you were super popular at High School, but didn't get any girls or hang out with friends?
Obamatron_mkii: omg
Marinetrainedteen: What did you do when you graduated high school?
Kiwiherman: So why did people cheer you if you weren't hanging out or athletic?
Obamatron_mkii: You get to shoot a gun?
Carsarescary: Yeah, why were they cheering?
Obamatron_mkii: How many guns have you shot?
Solidsentry: Everyone cheers for John Cena's personality
Carsarescary: Did they say they were cheering because you have an awesome personality or is that your conclusion?
Kiwiherman: It's great that people love your personality. But why don't they hang out with you then?
Kiwiherman: Are you lonely?
Solidsentry: 90 hours?
Solidsentry: what game is 90 hours long?
Carsarescary: Why is the game paused? You can let it play on auto while talking
Obamatron_mkii: How would people mess things up?
Kiwiherman: Sorry, did you say "really" lonely or "rarely"?
Supergoldenknight: *Rarely* lonely./
Kiwiherman: Ah. Thanks.
Obamatron_mkii: Does Blossom keep you company?
Obamatron_mkii: Does Blossom keep you company?
Solidsentry: what's blossom?
Marinetrainedteen: How well would you rate your childhood?
Solidsentry: huh?
Solidsentry: idk what that is
Kiwiherman: You ever... "woo hoo"... your Blossom?
Supergoldenknight: Powerpuff Girls? They're cute.
Carsarescary: What were you denied?
Obamatron_mkii: Do you do things with you dad? Like car shows?
Solidsentry: yea what is that
Supergoldenknight: NEVER! Kiwi, do NOT EVER, *EVER*, ask that, again!
Marinetrainedteen: How well would you rate Obama as the President?
Supergoldenknight: I abstain.
Solidsentry: idk what powerpuff girls is
Solidsentry: is it a comic?
Supergoldenknight: Google it!
Supergoldenknight: It's a cartoon, and it also has a comic.
Solidsentry: ohh
Kiwiherman: What do you want to accomplish in your life?
Carsarescary: How are your Sims doing? How did you afford such a big house so quickly?
Solidsentry: We don;t get much tv over here as you americans do, sorry
Marinetrainedteen: What Internet celebrities do you follow, Jay?
Kiwiherman: Cool dream
Obamatron_mkii: How about DSP?
Supergoldenknight: Who's DSP?
Obamatron_mkii: DarkSydePhil
Obamatron_mkii: He's a funny LPer.
Carsarescary: DarkSydePhil is a very talented game streamer
Marinetrainedteen: Did you ever watch one of ***'s videos?
Carsarescary: How much money do your sims have?
Kiwiherman: Lol who got wordfiltered?
Kiwiherman: Pewdiepie?
Supergoldenknight: People I perceive as "scum" for whatever reasons.
Obamatron_mkii: Chris?
Kiwiherman: Ohh. Gotta guess now.
Kiwiherman: Tom Preston?
Kiwiherman: Ohh. Gotta guess now.
Kiwiherman: Tom Preston?
Solidsentry: Hmm
Kiwiherman: CoolDudeClem?
Supergoldenknight: Tom is cool!
Kiwiherman: MylarBalloonFan?
Kiwiherman: Tom Preston?!
Obamatron_mkii: What do you think of furries?
Kiwiherman: Adam Wan
Kiwiherman: parkourdude91
Obamatron_mkii: What about the creepy suits?
Kiwiherman: C'mon Jay, who's "scum"?
Obamatron_mkii: They're all gay dudes too.
Aterritorialoak: Jay, not all furries wanna be half human half animal
Solidsentry: I am half human half monkey
Solidsentry: I am half human half monkey
Solidsentry: surprise we are all furries
Aterritorialoak: some of them just identify more strongly as an animal personality because they're sort of insecure about themselves
Aterritorialoak: that's just how they cope
Aterritorialoak: Well the people who ARE furries have all kinds of different reasons for being furry.. it depends on who you ask
Solidsentry: Jay you should play second life
Aterritorialoak: I guess so. I see it as a sort of coping mechanism
Solidsentry: Jay you should play second life
Marinetrainedteen: Jay, are you following the whole #GamerGate thing?
Carsarescary: Is that your house or a gym/spa?
Supergoldenknight: public gym
Supergoldenknight: Not my house.
Supergoldenknight: We'll see my house after the break.
Solidsentry: bigots
Carsarescary: Where did you hear about gamergate?
Solidsentry: I am curious about this gamergate
Solidsentry: Is it anything like the stargate?
Kiwiherman: I followed the "Golden Knight" tag on Tumblr
Kiwiherman: And I found this. It looks weird.
Kiwiherman: http://build-a-bird.tumblr.com/?i=h...file_picture_by_the_golden_knight-d77107n.jpg
Obamatron_mkii: flappy jay
Kiwiherman: It's just a game
Solidsentry: dude you are like enslaving these sims
Kiwiherman: Someone on Tumblr made it
Marinetrainedteen: Play Flappy Jay!
Solidsentry: I am going to jump into game and free them
Solidsentry: free the people
Obamatron_mkii: Oh hay, I found a GoldenKnight69 account on a hentai site. That you?
Solidsentry: You are a madman
Obamatron_mkii: It's just a game.
Solidsentry: I will stop you
Kiwiherman: Play the game, man. It's funny.
Solidsentry: Victory
Solidsentry: I have won
Obamatron_mkii: Yeah, its the first part of the link.
Solidsentry: I am going to toke up brb Jay
Solidsentry: im toked
Solidsentry: master cheef more like mastur beef
Carsarescary: Who is that guy with the mustache?
Kiwiherman: Ok. Here's a proper, formatted link.
Kiwiherman: http://bit.ly/1m14WD7
Kiwiherman: Mods, if the link isn't safe, feel free to ban me
Marinetrainedteen: @Carsarescary Future U.S Knight.
Supergoldenknight: What *IS* the link, anyway?
Kiwiherman: It's the game from Tumblr
Obamatron_mkii: http://build-a-bird.tumblr.com/?i=http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/h/the-golden-knight.jpg?9
Kiwiherman: With your face in it
Marinetrainedteen: Put it on stream
Marinetrainedteen: It is a game.
Solidsentry: Dude It is like flappy bird
Solidsentry: This game is fun
Aterritorialoak: yeah there's an electric bill
Marinetrainedteen: Yeah, some bills to pay.
Aterritorialoak: I think there's just like a catch-all bill actually, it comes every week
Aterritorialoak: you get a warning when you're almost out of time to pay it, so worry not
Carsarescary: In Sims 2 solar panels could lower you bill. Not sure about Sims 3.
Aterritorialoak: My sims always leave the expensive stereo on
Carsarescary: Nah, leaving the TV on won't boost your bill
Aterritorialoak: they'll literally turn it on and then everyone leaves the room
Marinetrainedteen: @Aterritorialoak sounds like my family
Carsarescary: Seriously though. Who is the guy with the mustache?
Marinetrainedteen: @Carsarescary It is Jay.
Aterritorialoak: @carsarescary lurk moar
Carsarescary: I think your bill is based more on how big your lot is and how much all your assets are worth. So the more stuff you have, the more you pay but if you're rich enough to afford stuff then you should be fine
Kiwiherman: Play Flappy Jay while you wait!
Carsarescary: Take up a hobby. Build tech stuff
Kiwiherman: Press 1 if Jay should play Flappy Jay!
Carsarescary: Buy a workbench
Kiwiherman: Why you going to the school?
Kiwiherman: Isn't there a money cheat?
Carsarescary: Dig for treasure
Kiwiherman: Zap to the Extreme!
Kiwiherman: Sooo...wordfilter.
Kiwiherman: Sonichu
Kiwiherman: Zoe Quinn
Kiwiherman: Ok I'll stop playing hunt the banned word
Marinetrainedteen: @Kiwiherman Good.
Marinetrainedteen: :^)
Obamatron_mkii: its time for woo hoo
Obamatron_mkii: the time is neigh
Carsarescary: The date started. I think it's what the heart icon means
Carsarescary: Take her somewhere nice! Buy her a gift!
Obamatron_mkii: oh burn
Carsarescary: Haha, you said you didn't want to woohoo her
Obamatron_mkii: jay didnt want woo hoo
Little_cait: oh my Jay's sim might not be into women
Obamatron_mkii: what?
Obamatron_mkii: no even asking?
Obamatron_mkii: is he thinking about chickens?
Carsarescary: Is this how your dates go irl?
Carsarescary: Are those stink clouds coming from the fridge?
Obamatron_mkii: pizza went bad
Little_cait: the food in the fridge is spoiled
Carsarescary: Are you napping on your DATE?
Kiwiherman: Fast forward!
Kiwiherman: Press 1 for fast forward!
Kiwiherman: We want
Kiwiherman: ACTIOOOOON!
Aterritorialoak: 2
Aterritorialoak: 2 2 2 222
Carsarescary: Yeah but adult life has several stages
Carsarescary: There's an even faster mode
Carsarescary: Eat them anyway!
Carsarescary: Well, he should be cleaning up his own mess.
Carsarescary: That's what responsible people do.
Kiwiherman: Have they actually woo-hoo'd yet?
Carsarescary: No, Jay shot her down
Kiwiherman: Wow. Sounds like he bats for the other team.
Carsarescary: You told her to extreme sleep
Carsarescary: er.. nap
Kiwiherman: http://bit.ly/1qPpiQ5
Carsarescary: If a Sim naps when there is nobody else home it automatically goes into fast mode so you don't have to watch them sleep the whole time
Kiwiherman: Brave Sir Robin
Carsarescary: Have her dig for treasure in the dirt. You can find cool stuff you can use to build robots and zappers and stuff
Carsarescary: or stuff to sell
Carsarescary: I think you can click on the ground and choose the option
Kiwiherman: You're don't seem very brave, Jay.
Carsarescary: Hmm, Sims 3 must be different. Maybe you have to join a club first.
Carsarescary: I'm used to Sims 2
Kiwiherman: Anyone else getting bored?
Carsarescary: You can go treasure hunting, fishing, bug catching, you can even eventually build your own robot that SERVES you!
Carsarescary: And hunt ghosts
Kiwiherman: Are you hungry, Jay. You've gone a little bit flat.
Carsarescary: If you have the expansion packs you can even visit the future and meet your future descendants. Master future tech. Even change the future from the past.
Kiwiherman: Do you want to be a big Twitch celebrity, though?
Kiwiherman: You gotta perform. Put the extra effort in. It's work.
Kiwiherman: An hour ago you had an active chat. Now chat is dead. An hour ago I would tell a friend to come watch this. Now I'm not sure.
Carsarescary: You can't see inside those buildings
Kiwiherman: Do you prepare? Have a script.
Carsarescary: Jace streams for 5+ hours and maintains around 200 viewers the whole time
Kiwiherman: Jace Connors?
Carsarescary: Yeah
Kiwiherman: He plans stuff, though. Puts in the hours.
Supergoldenknight: Stop joking.
Kiwiherman: Not joking.
Carsarescary: I'm not joking
Kiwiherman: Watch his recorded streams on YouTube
Kiwiherman: You'll see the number of views
Carsarescary: Yeah, all his streams are recorded on youtube
Kiwiherman: I watched his last stream. 250 people.
Kiwiherman: Honest.
Kiwiherman: Well you don't have problems, so it should be possible for you to equal him, no?
Kiwiherman: He does seem to take drugs and get drunk. But if he can do it with these problems, you must be able to do better!
Carsarescary: It's not the audience's job to advertise.
Obamatron_mkii: dance for us
Kiwiherman: Look. Do three 5-minute video promos, put them on YouTube, and I will send the link to 10 people I know.
Kiwiherman: I think everyone else would do the same.
Kiwiherman: Press 1 if you'd share Jay's promo vids
Kiwiherman: 1
Marinetrainedteen: nice beats
Carsarescary: Yeah, Jace does short youtube videos to AMP people up. He talks about how EXTREME the streams will be
Carsarescary: You need the expansion packs. They add stuff like fame, blogging, pets, time travel, travel to other lands, adventures
Carsarescary: Vampires, werewolves, zombies, witches, genies, robots, aliens
Kiwiherman: Vanilla Geis
Carsarescary: You could always cheat and give yourself money so you can take more time to control your sims and buy them cool stuff
Kiwiherman: Anyway, goodnight gamers. Thanks for the stream, Jay!
 

Le Bateleur

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Why are all lolcows so loud? My mom would kill me if I carried on like this and I was living at home. Hell, pretty sure even my neighbors would file a noise complaint after a while. *yawn*
Iirc an inability to control speech volume is a common symptom of autism.
The Geises have a large house, maybe they can get far enough away for it to be tolerable?
 

Jaimas

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Jesus christ. He just controls his girlfriend's every action in the Sims. He bragged about how his mom does EVERYTHING for him and thinks Sims cleaning their own messes and cooking their own food is a stressful life.
Which seriously backs up literally everything we've heard from Heather and Scheissen till now.

....And that's terrible.
 

Le Bateleur

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Jay was supposed to be doing a stream today to celebrate 20 years of his Star Wars club.

Streaming LATER!
SHOWTIME! twitch.tv/supergoldenknight TRY AGAIN IN 6 HOURS! That's 6:30PM Eastern
I noticed the absolute loneliness in the chat meaning if I were to go as scheduled, I'd be all by myself. Besides, I barely climbed out of bed and had breakfast to make it on time. Don't worry, the show *will* go on, I promise. Just, not now. So don't sweat it if you're "an hour (or two) late."

He's trying again in 6 hours :biggrin:
 

Watermelon1337

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Jay was supposed to be doing a stream today to celebrate 20 years of his Star Wars club.

Streaming LATER!
SHOWTIME! twitch.tv/supergoldenknight TRY AGAIN IN 6 HOURS! That's 6:30PM Eastern
I noticed the absolute loneliness in the chat meaning if I were to go as scheduled, I'd be all by myself. Besides, I barely climbed out of bed and had breakfast to make it on time. Don't worry, the show *will* go on, I promise. Just, not now. So don't sweat it if you're "an hour (or two) late."

He's trying again in 6 hours :biggrin:

Ohh Jay. You're not taking the hint, are you? :roll:
 

Le Bateleur

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Here's a mostly-complete chatlog from today's Golden Stream: The Chatbox Strikes Back

Obamatron_mkii: kotor was the bomb
Darkgunn1: what's happening?
Darkgunn1: Is it normally like this?
Coldiron7: yo man
Coldiron7: im high and drunk
Coldiron7: its pretty cool
Coldiron7: You're cool man
Coldiron7: you are
Coldiron7: just youre cam yo
Darkgunn1: "speese ahmaddah!"
Coldiron7: fuck im high
Darkgunn1: lol queer
Vexgod: hey jay
Coldiron7: im high
Coldiron7: and drunk
Coldiron7: im watching Scooby Doo
Obamatron_mkii: Hey Jay, I'll moderate if you need.
Darkgunn1: damn what does this guy take? I WAN SOME
Coldiron7: Harlem Globetrotters meet Scooby Doo is great
Obamatron_mkii: use the number keys
Supergoldenknight: I was using the number keys
Supergoldenknight: They're not doing anything.
Coldiron7: Keep tryin yo. You'll get i
Coldiron7: g*it
Coldiron7: Yo soldiers a good one
Coldiron7: jedis are awesome
Coldiron7: brb
Vexgod: do you find easy games fun jay? like if you had a game where you could kill infinite npcs and never die?
Vexgod: would you play it?
Obamatron_mkii: I had some mods like that on Skyrim.
Vexgod: didn't know you could mod skyrim like that, interesting to know. thanks man
Vexgod: maybe jay would you mod skyrim to play in this way?
Darkgunn1: this is a cool little game: http://www.kongregate.com/games/BGamesSite/insectonator
Darkgunn1: You kill insects with 20 different weapons
Coldiron7: fuck im high
Coldiron7: gave my dog chicken
Darkgunn1: And they can't touch you
Coldiron7: he liked it
Darkgunn1: Just take your time and kill the bugs
Darkgunn1: "it never gets boring hearing explosions"
Coldiron7: Carth is a good guy
Obamatron_mkii: does he have chat hidden?
Vexgod: coldron7 what type of strain are you smoking? i tend to prefer indicas although hybrid strains are quite pleasant as edibles
Darkgunn1: I owe money to my dealer.
Darkgunn1: Scary dude called Chris-R
Coldiron7: It's hybird
Coldiron7: Blue something
Coldiron7: I
Coldiron7: I'll have to ask my bro what it is
Coldiron7: Blue Dream. It's a hybrid steam yo
Vexgod: darkgunn1 have you tried to settle the situation over a friendly game of alley football?
Darkgunn1: @Vexgod that's my plan. Soon as I can rent a tux...
Vexgod: blue dream is nice, it's relaxing but still has the mental clarity of a sativa
Darkgunn1: Who is Supergoldenknight talking to?
Coldiron7: Yeah, I see what you mean. I can think pretty well, though the alcohol is fucking me over
Darkgunn1: Lol is he jealous of another character in a video game?
Vexgod: Yeah alcohol can make things really fuzzy quickly while high, i've had a glass of wine while vaping and it feels more like the monginess you get from bonging
Darkgunn1: Does being blazed or buzzed take the edge of DAT VOICE?
Coldiron7: Vexgod, you're like a guru man
Coldiron7: I'm too new to it yo
Vexgod: it definitely makes dat voice more amusing haha
Darkgunn1: Tahaaa that's chill
Vexgod: coldiron7 it's cool man, nothing wrong with being new
Starwarsass: Hello
Coldiron7: but yeah, it makes TGK cooler
Darkgunn1: Why are 6 people watching this?
Coldiron7: because they hate their eardrums yo
Coldiron7: because they hate their eardrums yo
Vexgod: best place if you wanna learn more is erowind, that site is great for research to ethbanotonical herbs
Vexgod: *erowid
Darkgunn1: What went wrong in our lives that we ended up here lol that's just some #GamerHumor on this site cmere Soap
Coldiron7: I'll look in it. Sounds good, man
Darkgunn1: who is goldenknight talking to?
Darkgunn1: can he see the chat?
Darkgunn1: does he have a tulpa?
Darkgunn1: LOOK AT THE BLOODCLAAT CHAT GOLDIE
Supergoldenknight: Toggling visibility
Obamatron_mkii: i never liked carth
Obamatron_mkii: he's a whiner
Little_cait: HK-47 is the best companion
Darkgunn1: Who is he talking to?
Obamatron_mkii: bendak starkiller
Vexgod: maybe instead of worrying about your audiences opinions you could ask us what we want to see jay? do stuff like say press 1 if i should do this thing in the game
Obamatron_mkii: nice...
Vexgod: how many times have you played this game jay? you seem to know it impressively well
Supergoldenknight: Something didn't work well...
Obamatron_mkii: what happened?
Supergoldenknight: Anyway, I've played it quite a bit.
Supergoldenknight: Some kind of runtime error.
Supergoldenknight: I'll pull the game back up.
Supergoldenknight: But if the dueling ring will keep crashing, this could be a problem
Little_cait: froggen pls
Obamatron_mkii: move on
Vexgod: is it okay to ask what quite a bit means? like any times or hours?
Supergoldenknight: Hundreds.
Coldiron7: he's a cool guy
Supergoldenknight: Oh wait...
Vexgod: cool, thanks man
Darkgunn1: Play something multiplayer. No offence but I reckon I could be the hero if we fought in combat lol!
Solidsentry: I am here
Obamatron_mkii: we cant see you now
Solidsentry: trippy
Darkgunn1: "Visabiwwitty" lol
Supergoldenknight: Yeah, I can't see chat.
Darkgunn1: We've got invisabiwwity cwoaks
Supergoldenknight: Chat is broken.
Darkgunn1: Not bwoken.
Solidsentry: Your logic was impeccable, Jay. We are in grave danger.
Darkgunn1: So gwave
Obamatron_mkii: end him
Obamatron_mkii: wait for bentduck starkiller
Obamatron_mkii: easy mode ACTIVATE
Darkgunn1: lol easymode
Darkgunn1: I tawd I taw a puddy-tat
Solidsentry: is he using the force is that just hax?
Darkgunn1: I did! I did saw a Mystewious Stwanger!
Solidsentry: oh
Solidsentry: nevermind he answered that for me
Solidsentry: This one is very weak in da force
Vexgod: don't diss easy mode, it's hard having things which challenge your desire for total control
Solidsentry: wait
Obamatron_mkii: amen
Solidsentry: Im unfamiliar with this game, is the player character supposed to be a jedi?
Darkgunn1: It's true. If I was a Courage the Cowardly Dog-ass yellowbelly in real life I'd probably take my impotent rage out on vidya too
Obamatron_mkii: you get to be a jedi later
Solidsentry: ohhh ok
Darkgunn1: Can't you just get money off your parents in this game?
Solidsentry: so his midichlorian count isn't exactly up to standards yet
Darkgunn1: blahaster
Solidsentry: baster
Obamatron_mkii: his parents dont give him money
Darkgunn1: Wouldn't want something overpowad to go with all his cheats and easymoding :lol:
Coldiron7: im playing DnD high
Coldiron7: It's great
Solidsentry: fast travel takes away from exp.
Darkgunn1: It's always cool to learn about functions that aren't in games you're not watching
Obamatron_mkii: damn dirty niggo
Darkgunn1: TWOLLS!
Solidsentry: why are the aqualish always associated with being bad guys?
Darkgunn1: Whyever would twolls target a guy like this?
Solidsentry: this is racial stereotyping!
Vexgod: sandpeople are totally worse
Obamatron_mkii: its that wierd pussy mouth
Obamatron_mkii: no body likes it
Darkgunn1: Thanks Obama(tron)
Darkgunn1: Now I can't unsee teh pussymouth
Supergoldenknight: "Pussymouth"? WHAT?!
Obamatron_mkii: aqualish aliens
Obamatron_mkii: that what i always think
Solidsentry: Obama
Obamatron_mkii: maybe im just sick in the head
Solidsentry: I agree 100% with your health care policy, but yes.
Solidsentry: it's their teeth/mouth
Darkgunn1: Yeah! Get dwoids! Fight Wacism!
Obamatron_mkii: you break it you buy it
Coldiron7: Yo man your guy is yellow
Solidsentry: fights racism, enslaves droids.
Obamatron_mkii: cheap chinese droids
Mosquitoprincess:
Solidsentry: Racism!
Obamatron_mkii: kick his ass
Solidsentry: burn him down
Coldiron7: im drunk again
Coldiron7: its fun
Mosquitoprincess: get him!!
Darkgunn1: I bet you find a lot of guys you want to beat up but can't, don't you?
Solidsentry: 50% the disguise is racist
Darkgunn1: Stahk chat. Stahk.
Coldiron7: my bro can't find his shoes
Solidsentry: Fighting racism with violence
Solidsentry: Fascinating
Darkgunn1: Commander Die sounds like something fun to watch
Supergoldenknight: Commander Die
Vexgod: this game seems to be a big influence on your comic, is it influential to you in any other way?
Darkgunn1: Trow
Darkgunn1: Trow vs trow
Solidsentry: In other words, these alien beings are inferior to jay's intellect
Darkgunn1: I can see why this guy doens't like PvP
Darkgunn1: He must lose so hard irl, can't stand to lose any more in video games
Solidsentry: I must return to my world
Darkgunn1: @Solidsentry farewell
Solidsentry: oh im not leaving
Darkgunn1: Oh
Solidsentry: just going into the distant moon, like a moth on a dreamwing
Darkgunn1: Would you stab those boys?!
Coldiron7: so drunk. but love you guys in chat
Solidsentry: the town blacksmith has passed away
Mosquitoprincess: it's not drinking time yet here c:
Solidsentry: I am building a graveyard
Obamatron_mkii: this guy sounds mexican
Coldiron7: fuck this guy is weird. but that's cool
Darkgunn1: Anyone in chat wanna play a word game or sthg
Darkgunn1: Pass the time
Mosquitoprincess: like what?
Coldiron7: I'll listen to you guyss
Coldiron7: fuck that voice
Coldiron7: Even when I'm high its bad
Coldiron7: Sorry TGK. You're cool though
Mosquitoprincess: i imagine when you're high it only gets louder!
Darkgunn1: I dunno. Maybe type 2 lines pretending you're goldenknight's character and explaining what your'e doing
Darkgunn1: Then after 2 lines it's next person's go
Coldiron7: Yep, the voice is bad, lol
Supergoldenknight: Runtime error.
Darkgunn1: Lol.
Darkgunn1: Ok what is up with that pictue?
Supergoldenknight: Should I keep trying to stream despite these issues?
Mosquitoprincess: how do we decide who goes?
Coldiron7: yea yo
Darkgunn1: The lines under the sheets don't match up with the head?
Mosquitoprincess: maybe pick a different game, knight.
Coldiron7: keep streamin its totes relaxin
Darkgunn1: Eat a block of cheese on camera
Darkgunn1: You totally could do with the nutrition
Supergoldenknight: Well now, I'm going to need to install another game. This is my Star Wars special, and the only other one that would stream pushes my hardware to the limits.
Supergoldenknight: Bear with me.
Darkgunn1: There's a bear with me too.
Darkgunn1: May The Bear be with you all
Supergoldenknight: 3.5GB
Vexgod: play super star wars on an emulator , that game is wicked
Supergoldenknight: at 23 MB/s, this should just be a couple minutes...
Supergoldenknight: And I do not have any emulators ready.
Supergoldenknight: Sorry!
Darkgunn1: Sing the Star Wars Music
Mosquitoprincess: It's okay, GK.
Supergoldenknight: Next time the game is working, I will.
Darkgunn1: EPIC!!!!
Supergoldenknight: I just need a minute.
Supergoldenknight: To tell you what's coming up, it's the strategy game: Empire at War.
Supergoldenknight: I remember this one time I glitched something and the Death Star kept blowing up whenever I'd load the save file.
Solidsentry: what happened to the republic?
Supergoldenknight: It was where I won the battle and blew up the planet, but somehow, the Death Star self-destructed.
Supergoldenknight: The Old Republic time-warped 4k years into the future.
Solidsentry: wait so the old republic is the new republic?
Supergoldenknight: No, they're different.
Solidsentry: you americans have a strange form of government
Supergoldenknight: I'm saying, that we just played a game of Old Republic, and now we're going to a second game with Civil War.
Supergoldenknight: And I was talking about Star Wars.
Supergoldenknight: Not Real Life.
Solidsentry: civil war?
Supergoldenknight: I think there has been some miscommunication...
Solidsentry: You mean the war against north and south dakota?
Supergoldenknight: Forget it.
Solidsentry: i am very unfamiliar with all this
Supergoldenknight: I was talking about Star Wars, which is in another dimension relative to us.
Solidsentry: oh star wars
Supergoldenknight: OK, almost set; hang on!
Solidsentry: I thought you were talking about the civil war obama has started in your country
Supergoldenknight: I didn't know he started an actual civil war!
Solidsentry: oh
Supergoldenknight: I thought Obama was a pacifist type.
Solidsentry: you mean you there is no news in your country?
Supergoldenknight: No, it's that I deliberately stay out of touch with it.
Revengeofphil: Are you streaming?
Solidsentry: oh
Supergoldenknight: Almost streaming.
Supergoldenknight: Just a minute...
Solidsentry: the news agencies have been reporting aboiut it for a while
Solidsentry: they have been saying it is over a bill or something
Solidsentry: that obama passed
Supergoldenknight: YAY! Chat is unstuck!
Mosquitoprincess: Hello!
Mosquitoprincess:
Obamatron_mkii: i loved this game
Darkgunn1: S-sempai noticed us!
Supergoldenknight: Webcam went back to default
Coldiron7: Sup GoldKnight
Coldiron7: im high
Darkgunn1: is this the one where a unit has exploding Ewoks?
Supergoldenknight: Is that a mod?
Mosquitoprincess: Oh, there you are!
Coldiron7: I like you though, you're cool
Coldiron7: everyone here is
Supergoldenknight: Did Twitch update what game I'm playing?
Darkgunn1: no I thought one standard unit had Ewok exploding
Supergoldenknight: Does it say "Playing Empire at War" or something like that?
Mosquitoprincess: No.
Coldiron7: Says Old Republic
Supergoldenknight: OK, I'll need to change that. Hang on!
Darkgunn1: No. Says "Custer's Revenge"
Mosquitoprincess: Can you make your webcam box a little bigger?
Solidsentry: I need to play on a minecraft server
Darkgunn1: Now it says "Elliot Rodger Simulator 2014"
Mosquitoprincess: Just wanted to see you better!
Coldiron7: yo i got a Minecraft server. on Realms. no mods though
Mosquitoprincess: Much better.
Coldiron7: it's fun still
Coldiron7: Yea, game over webcam
Darkgunn1: Deaf Staw
Darkgunn1: Constwuct the Deaf Staw
Darkgunn1: Fwom the pwans
Darkgunn1: Dawf Vaydah and da Empowew command it!
Mosquitoprincess: Oh, it's too warm. ;__;
Darkgunn1: Are you an evil mastermind Goldenknight?
Mosquitoprincess: I'm toasting up!
Coldiron7: that's kewl yo
Coldiron7: toasting u[
Coldiron7: *up
Mosquitoprincess: Oh you like to roleplay too?
Coldiron7: yea, DnD is awesome
Darkgunn1: Such laff
Coldiron7: I have like a 5th level fighter
Darkgunn1: Deaf Stahw!
Mosquitoprincess: I'm not hating! I just thought you were nicer than that is all... Sorry I had a misconception. </3
Mosquitoprincess: Because I thought you would be like the hero type!
Supergoldenknight: I do try to be nice, although I do have an aggressive side.
Obamatron_mkii: Sometimes animals have to die.
Supergoldenknight: I respect the humans. All others are beneath us humans, to me.
Obamatron_mkii: Who cares if you enjoy it a bit.
Mosquitoprincess: ):
Marinetrainedteen: I like animals
Mosquitoprincess: Me too...
Supergoldenknight: OK, I'll admit, if we find aliens, *then* humans are no long at the top.
Obamatron_mkii: what kind of aliens
Unwisekhan: What if the Aliens aren't as advanced as humans though?
Supergoldenknight: Those not of Earth
Unwisekhan: Would they still share the top, or would they be inferior?
Supergoldenknight: Superior, if anything.
Mosquitoprincess: If they were weaker?
Supergoldenknight: Hard to imagine if they could travel through space to find us.
Obamatron_mkii: do you see yourself as an alien?
Unwisekhan: What if we travelled through space to find them?
Obamatron_mkii: nuke everything!
Mosquitoprincess: I feel like my whole perception was wrong. I am very sad.
Supergoldenknight: Just because I enjoy beating the stuffing out of things...XP
Mosquitoprincess: Beating up isn't so bad! Just the ending lives part. >_<
Supergoldenknight: Of DUMB animals?
Unwisekhan: Dumb is relative.
Supergoldenknight: We have overpopulation, anyway, and they contribute nothing to our ecosystem
Supergoldenknight: If we're going to keep arguing over this, I'm going to end the stream for today.

****break****

Darkgunn1: Why is everyone apologising for being upset at this guy?
Supergoldenknight: Because I'm human, too...And I'm the host.
Darkgunn1: Don't make him blame you for how he makes you feel
Darkgunn1: You got 8 viewers, matey
Supergoldenknight: Yeah...For me, that's a lot.
Darkgunn1: Better hang on to what you got, no?
Darkgunn1: 7 now
Unwisekhan: Yeah, but without your fans, what reason would you have to stream? Better to keep their feelings in mind, even if you don't cave completely.
Darkgunn1: You talked to that Princess like you were some King and she was nothing
Supergoldenknight: Yeah, I'
Supergoldenknight: I'm done for tonight
Supergoldenknight: Thanks for joining.
Unwisekhan: Boo.
Darkgunn1: Brave Sir Robin ran away
Darkgunn1: Bravely bravely ran away
Darkgunn1: Coward of Howard County
Darkgunn1: Darkgunn out.
Obamatron_mkii: rip jay
Darkgunn1 drops mic
Darkgunn1: Rekt
Obamatron_mkii: jay, why'd you leave
Mcrascalbeans: Not sure if my internet's being wonky or if the video's supposed to be 'offline'
Obamatron_mkii: jay left
Obamatron_mkii: couldnt handle the heat
Obamatron_mkii: gg guys
Unwisekhan: Nah, he ragequit because someone was being mean to him.
Darkgunn1: Semper Fi
Mcrascalbeans: Pffff
Unwisekhan: Our hero, ladies and gentlemen
Mcrascalbeans: When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Sir Robin...
Darkgunn1: Off to the dA hugbox
Mcrascalbeans: The one time I bother to try forcing myself to watch a stream, and he flees
Obamatron_mkii: it usually ends pretty abruptly
 

Watermelon1337

Full body handjob
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jul 17, 2014
I'm thinking of joining the Minecraft shenanigans in the future, but I'm glad when I logged into Twitch that I didn't miss much aside from the ragequit.

I wait with anticipation for Jay's oblivious or completely butthurt DA journal!
 

OBAMATRON

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Sep 2, 2013
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If I may indulge, I think him not chimping out has something to do with his past behavior on the internet. I know he used to be active on the PPG wikia and rowdyruff.net, which must have been an email group, he's mentioned his bad behavior in the past. He was also called a pedophile by some guy on wikia and predicted to be a sex offender who molests five year olds. I'm trying to dig around, we may be the second group to have discovered him. It makes me wonder if something didn't blow up on him in the mid-late 2000's.
 

Jaimas

A Man-Made Nightmare
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jun 27, 2014
Someone should build a heart torch of fail on his map. One that really burns.

...I did it on a friend's map in Minecraft for Xbox.
 

OBAMATRON

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Sep 2, 2013
Follow-up to the last golden stream.
I got kinda tryhardy and bored at the end. Also, I love my cats and I don't condone wanton animal murder.
Obamatron: So what happened in the past that keeps you from getting angry on the internet?
The Golden Knight: Nothing happened in the past. I simply grew mature.
Obamatron: Ah, I was a wild child as well.
The Golden Knight: The funny part is I had anger problems as a kid.
Obamatron: Like what?
The Golden Knight: I can't go into details.
The Golden Knight: Anyway, as I've said a few times before, I am well aware that tantrums will never help my public image in any way.
Obamatron: Okay, so it's private.
The Golden Knight: Basically.
Obamatron: Things were going great until those animal lovers showed up.
The Golden Knight: Yeah, I know.
Obamatron: I call them PETAphiles.
The Golden Knight: Ha ha! Congrats, you honestly made me laugh.
The Golden Knight: But seriously, the squirrels are a pest, as they have actually damaged electrical wiring before.
Obamatron: They sound like little bastards. I'd be glad to pop a few of them.
The Golden Knight: Exactly. I'm not so guilty because they're not so innocent.
Obamatron: You ever do any real hunting?
The Golden Knight: No, but I seriously want to. I want to kill a bear before I die.
Obamatron: A bear is a fine game animal.
The Golden Knight: Yep; great sport and slick bragging rights.
Obamatron: What do you think would be the best part of the hunt?
The Golden Knight: Knowing me as a fighter and terminator, it's both the fight and the kill. The bragging and putting it on display are good bonus points.
Obamatron: You ever think of spear hunting? That's a thing now.
The Golden Knight: Really? I was not aware of that until you told me.
The Golden Knight: I know of spearing fish, but that's about it.
Obamatron: Spearing a bear would be epic.
The Golden Knight: Woah!
The Golden Knight: Now *that* is dangerous! I think I need to bulk up before doing that, though. I'd be happy to kill one with a shotgun.
Obamatron: Heh, yeah just blast it.
The Golden Knight: It's quite a kick, and it's that tenseness with the kick that's exciting.
The Golden Knight: It almost feels like living a video game, I'd imagine...Except my life is actually at risk.
The Golden Knight: That's why I'd need backup.
Obamatron: You think you'd feel anything? Like if the make noise or thrash around when they die?
The Golden Knight: I don't know, on either of those points.
Obamatron: Yeah, idk either.
Obamatron: I'll let you get back to your sims.
The Golden Knight: Thanks. There's something...pleasant about it.
Obamatron: Yeah, get it all build up for the next stream.
The Golden Knight: Well that, but I mean, the existential nature of "life" and being able to strive towards goals that are virtually downright impossible in Real Life, yet there, it's only a matter of time.
The Golden Knight: And just watching from a God perspective of these characters living life...It's, pleasant.
Obamatron: Yeah, sounds nice. Maybe I'll reinstall it.
The Golden Knight: You should. Anyway, talk to you later.
Obamatron: later
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He's been playing Sims 3 nonstop.