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"Yo yo yo, this is Tyce Andrews, also known as UnknownSoldier998, coming at you with another video blog. This is the Skullz Manifesto, and I'm gonna be teaching you all... well [or 
?], [I'm] not teaching [?]. I wanna tell you about how me and my crew will fucking take caer of the video gaming issues you all been hearing about on the gaming sites. We're gonna deal with this vigilante style, basically.
*takes a deep breath*
So like, there was this thing a few days ago, on like Jezebel, Gawker, some other lesbian news site on Briana Wu trying to kill ParkourDude91 in a car crash, and like, Briana Wu is like a tranny fascist who is like ruining video games with her like feminist bullshit, if you like don't know who she was, but she's like gay, like lesbian, but she's like a tranny at the same time - which is, like, pretty fucking gay.
Anyway like, it's pretty fucking stupid that Jace fucking crashed, 'cause like, if he was driving a Hotwheels car, or something, and not a fucking gay Prius, Briana wouldn't be able to kill him [?], cause like, trannies can't drive, like, everyone knows that, like, am I right? Fucking... they can't drive and they can't fucking
*shows sheathed knife* "blade" [?], you know?
So, yeah. I've pretty much unchained the beast in me and I'm gonna go bloodthirsty on tese fascists and like.. .*gets out hammer* and like... *twists hammer around in his hand* So with that... So with that out of the way, here's a fucking manifesto. *gets out black folder*
'This is the foreword for the manifesto for the skullz. We are an anarchist men's rights group called 'The Skullz' and this is our manifesto. We are fed up with the [coffee???] bullshit [and/in/on] the media, and we're gonna take back the games industry from fags. We'll stop at nothing to bring back the way it used to be, like in the 1950's. There weren't any bitches in video games in the 1950's, like they couldn't even vote. And that's how it should be dudes. Our high priest has put a death omen on Briana Wu's life and we're gonna finish the fight!'
That's it guys, this is Tyce Andrews the official Blade Master of the Skullz. That's it, keep it fucking real, and you'll see me in the news. Look for the skull mask. I wanna do this Hitman style
?], [I'm] not teaching [?]. I wanna tell you about how me and my crew will fucking take caer of the video gaming issues you all been hearing about on the gaming sites. We're gonna deal with this vigilante style, basically.*takes a deep breath*
So like, there was this thing a few days ago, on like Jezebel, Gawker, some other lesbian news site on Briana Wu trying to kill ParkourDude91 in a car crash, and like, Briana Wu is like a tranny fascist who is like ruining video games with her like feminist bullshit, if you like don't know who she was, but she's like gay, like lesbian, but she's like a tranny at the same time - which is, like, pretty fucking gay.
Anyway like, it's pretty fucking stupid that Jace fucking crashed, 'cause like, if he was driving a Hotwheels car, or something, and not a fucking gay Prius, Briana wouldn't be able to kill him [?], cause like, trannies can't drive, like, everyone knows that, like, am I right? Fucking... they can't drive and they can't fucking
*shows sheathed knife* "blade" [?], you know?
So, yeah. I've pretty much unchained the beast in me and I'm gonna go bloodthirsty on tese fascists and like.. .*gets out hammer* and like... *twists hammer around in his hand* So with that... So with that out of the way, here's a fucking manifesto. *gets out black folder*
'This is the foreword for the manifesto for the skullz. We are an anarchist men's rights group called 'The Skullz' and this is our manifesto. We are fed up with the [coffee???] bullshit [and/in/on] the media, and we're gonna take back the games industry from fags. We'll stop at nothing to bring back the way it used to be, like in the 1950's. There weren't any bitches in video games in the 1950's, like they couldn't even vote. And that's how it should be dudes. Our high priest has put a death omen on Briana Wu's life and we're gonna finish the fight!'
That's it guys, this is Tyce Andrews the official Blade Master of the Skullz. That's it, keep it fucking real, and you'll see me in the news. Look for the skull mask. I wanna do this Hitman style
On one hand, a lot less "like"s and especially "basically"s than usually, but the skull mask made certain parts nearly (or even completely) unintelligable. If anyone got some better ideas of what he's actually saying, I'd be glad to know what "coffee-bullshit" actually means.
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