That Bitch - Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

[AbraCadaver]

If I have to scroll past one more of the eight hundred daily “photo shoot” pics on That Bitch’s instagram so I can find my actual friends’ content, I don’t even KNOW. Yes, you and I are casual friends. No, you are NOT going to “restart your modeling career” at the age of thirty, no matter how many high-concept photo shoots you pay for or how much weight you lose. Just get on with your life and find a new thing to validate you. I’m tired of the eighteen posts a day you make of yourself in a bathing suit artistically applying lipstick in a mirror while surrounded by fog. The photos were taken very nicely, but you are not getting work with them. Stop wasting your money.

 

[Remove Goat]

That one bitch who sits on her ass all day at work and switches between obsessively browsing conspiracy theories on Facebook and passing out from decades of drug abuse like she's Patrick Star

goddamn if you quit popping pills you wouldn't have five ex husbands and about to have your home repossessed because you haven't paid your taxes

 

[AbraCadaver]

That one bitch who sits on her ass all day at work and switches between obsessively browsing conspiracy theories on Facebook and passing out from decades of drug abuse like she's Patrick Star
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goddamn if you quit popping pills you wouldn't have five ex husbands and about to have your home repossessed because you haven't paid your taxes

At least Patrick was supposed to sit around as a starfish, and he lived that straightedge life. What’s her excuse?

 

[Remove Goat]

At least Patrick was supposed to sit around as a starfish, and he lived that straightedge life. What’s her excuse?

An old injury that's healed.

Though she is a recovered heroin addict, so I can't completely scoff at it.

 

[omori]

That bitch who cut off a 10+ year friendship because she felt like she was “maintaining our friendship” more than I was. Bitch, I invited you to events, shows you flaked on because you went to go visit your on again off again boyfriend who lives in the same town as me. You’re the one who can drive and had every opportunity to respond to my offers to hang out, hell I urged this after your grandmother passed away so I could cheer you up. And you did NOTHING. I did all that I could but, whatever. I’m the bad friend.

 

[Comrade]

That bitch who thinks she has a right to challenge me about MY eating habits when she has a BMI of +30. Like no, I'm not starving myself just because I decline food occasionally, and even if I was you have no right to ask me about it in such a voyeuristic way. I remember you telling me 'I wish I could be anorexic', you think I can't see you're just trolling for tips whilst faking concern? Bitch you're my manager not my doctor, and you're so transparently jealous that it actually makes me a little sad. You don't get to act worried about me in one breath and act like a deadly mental illness is a fucking diet plan in the next!
And no, I'm not anorexic, just pissed on their behalf

 

[AbraCadaver]

That bitch who thinks she has a right to challenge me about MY eating habits when she has a BMI of +30. Like no, I'm not starving myself just because I decline food occasionally, and even if I was you have no right to ask me about it in such a voyeuristic way. I remember you telling me 'I wish I could be anorexic', you think I can't see you're just trolling for tips whilst faking concern? Bitch you're my manager not my doctor, and you're so transparently jealous that it actually makes me a little sad. You don't get to act worried about me in one breath and act like a deadly mental illness is a fucking diet plan in the next!
And no, I'm not anorexic, just pissed on their behalf

Go over her head and report that heifer, she doesn’t get to make comments like that to you, your health is not her concern.

It’s always the biggos that are the most “concerned” when you don’t dive into the donut box like they do. Misery loves company.

Had a couple bitches like this in an office i worked in once. Oh so you can say “you’re a STICK, dearie! Eat something!” And “that’s all you have for lunch? You need meat on your bones, men like curves, etc”.

But if I ever said “do you really need that ENTIRE tin of chocolate biscuits to yourself in one afternoon, Gretchen? You’re blowing out the hydraulic lift on your chair again,” my arse would be out the door. REEEEE HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE MY WEIGHT, SO SHAMING SO HURTFUL, NOT YOUR BUSINESS!

 

[AveraDiane]

This old bitch at my job gets pissy as hell when I try to be social with other co-workers around her age because I am one of the younger employees. Maybe it might be because they treat me like an equal unlike her miserable divorced ass. Who knows?

 

[Popoto]

how can she still contact you after you "cut contact"?
better go all the way and block/blacklist her on all channels if you want to be rid of her imo

She and I are both in some social media groups, she literally randomly replies to my posts to get her words out at me.

I cannot block/blacklist her openly because who needs omg transphobe drama in their lives.

 

[Viridian]

That bitch who dated a friend of mine a decade or so ago and lied to him about "wanting to go slow" while continuing to bang her ex on the regular. He stayed friends with her after the breakup because he's a fucking saint who truly did care about her. Over the years she's used him as an occasional long distance shoulder to cry on about her self-inflicted problems and made up mental health diagnoses.

Fast forward to the present, and now she's married to some other dude who ignores her most of the time, leaving her alone to take care of both their kids AND the kids he's had with multiple other women while he goes out every night to fuck whoever his new side piece is that week (because "open relationship"). Suddenly she's gone from calling my friend maybe twice a year to multiple times a week in a completely transparent attempt to lure him into "saving" her from the shit life she chose for herself.

Now, my friend might be super nice and empathetic, but he's not a moron, so there's zero chance of him taking her back (to say nothing of shouldering the responsibility to provide for her kids because of course she doesn't work). It just pisses me off that she has the unmitigated gall to try to emotionally manipulate him 10+ years after a breakup she caused by not being able to stop herself from jumping on her ex's dick and lying about it. You made your bed, bitch. Now rot in it.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Those fucking cunts who fucking tried to get a co-worker fired just because they thought she knew about the affair they were having. Spoiler alert, she didn't. She had no clue. Neither did any of us until we checked the tapes when they claimed that said co-worker had been stealing company property. Instead of finding anything like that, we found them making out in the breakroom. They were fired immediately and thankfully so.

It'd be a funnier story to me if those jackasses didn't almost cost an innocent person their job.

 

[Lurkette]

Bitch you are the harshest, most sarcastic person in any room you're in. You and your SO fucking decimated good actors behind their back because they a) were TIRED at a MIDNIGHT SHOW and b) didn't have the Rocky Horror shows memorized "in 2019". Your constantly putting other people down because they "dont have your work ethic" or have the gall to order pizza on a snowy day and not tip the driver. Btw if you hate your job so much why havent you switched? There are shittons of minimum wage openings around here. Ones that don't require you to go out into the cold. Ones that have solid end times so you can make it to rehearsal.

You've had me on facebook how many years now? And only now you're taking offense at sarcastic depression memes, declaring none of them to be funny "period", even when the person sharing them has severe depression? Sounds pretty AbLeIsT to me karen.

Like...I get it, your friend committed suicide and its hard to to handle things relating to that topic. But why the fuck you sneak dissing me (I'm ASSUMING its me because thats all I post on FB ffs)? Or fuck, why you sneak dissing ANYONE over this? Mute. Unfriend. Shut off your social media. I'm not tailoring my enjoyment of a platform, my humor, and my way of coping to your preferences. I didn't know the dude. I'm sure he was nice. If he had depression I'm going to guess he would have laughed at my memes.


Also how the fuck a diddily doo do you have the nerve to not only criticize other local theatres and actors but share an article and talk about how its "hard to get roles when you're this big", when you've state you've never gone to any other theatre?!?¡?¿¡!¡! How the fuck can you judge if three months of rehearsal is a waste of time vs this theatres one to three weeks when this is all youve ever known?!??!

Goddamn our productions could be so much better if we had time to go over each scene, WITH EVERYONE, MORE THEN ONCE.

 

[Coldgrip]

Hmm, that bitch would have to be one of my sisters. Imagine a far less successful version of Suze Orman that never dealt with economics, shat out three (soon to be four) kids, has stripper tattoos, and stole most of our mother's jewelry.

 

[Candidae]

The whale bitch I knew who I mentioned up thread has a new and disgusting update in her life. I accidentally came across her account while trying to search for another cow on Reddit. Apparently she fancies herself knowledgable in BDSM and has instructed her new bf to be her "Daddy". pukes. Thank god I know she's actually helplessly vanilla so her extent of the kink isn't anything crazy (she's a starfish in bed claiming to be a sub) but the image is still there of her in a diaper
Hilariously she mentioned that she liked the fact that he reminds her to sleep on time and to eat yet she considers her ex to be "emotionally abusive" for worrying and caring about her not eating properly three times a day and avoiding healthy meals and reminding her to do so. Guess cause it wasn't while she was in "sub space" it was bad then? She's also guiding people to avoid their problems and to just fuck their feelings away in sub space. Cause reckless fucking is the best thing to do when emotionally vulnerable. And especially good to trust strangers to Dom you while in that state when Fifty Shades of Grey made every idiot think they can do bdsm
Did I mention she wants to be a therapist? Cause that's what she plans on being. Thankfully she flunked out of getting a proper degree but there are ways to be a bullshit therapist without much of a degree. Not a psych but still supposed to help vulnerable people with their problems. No idea if she's started a job yet but I hope not

 

[Chichan]

This bitch I used to go to the same school with was an ex of this popular jock guy. She was still friends with him even though she would constantly complain he was an asshole and a creep. This vexed me to no end its like just stop talking to him just because you have history doesn't mean shit if he doesn't show you respect or kindness gtfo.

 

[Whatthefuck]

K, so this bitch story is about a guy I work with. Yes, he's still a bitch, but he's a bitch that's about to make me catch a charge. So a couple of weeks ago he was asked to come in on my project. It was more of a, hey take a look at the scheduling aspect and see if there are recommendations or improvements. All well and good, we need several eyes on things to ensure that everything is projected well. This bitch contacted all of my contacts, folks I've cultivated a relationship with for years, leaves my name out of the communication, doesn't cc me so now I'm getting emails and call from all these folks confused as fuck about who's in charge and what's going on. It's 50+ people. Anyway, I told my boss that this was out of hand and he needed to reign this shit in and if he wants me to leave and let this little shit handle everything we could do that. He said he wasn't aware it was being handled that way, apologized and sat the little prick down. I'm still mad as hell, though and trying really hard not to be a complete bitch, but this little asshole's office is opposite mine. UUUUUUUGUGGGGGHHHHH

This fucking prick. I fucking hate little climbers that try it. Try it, bitch, you'll catch the wrong end every time.

 

[simulated goat]

The duplicitous bitch who opposed my hiring by the owner of the place and has never forgiven me, has taken every specialized task I was assigned away from me due to 'complaints' (I been doing this shit many years now, not to brag, but I don't generally hear complaints about my performance) and has brought her incompetent MIL on board to do the shit I was originally hired to do. A coworker has confided in me that this is standard with her, she will not stop until I quit.

My old job wants me back. I'm feeling bad about it, I've taken on a lot of responsibility here, but I'm ready to jump just to escape this Bitch's mindfuck.

 

[Popoto]

Update on the troon bitch: She has decided upon a specific form of fertility treatment for an as-yet-nonexistent biologically female future wife.

She is so set on this particular method, she is detransitioning to bank more sperm samples. Also, she is e-begging for sperm banking because she cannot afford it.

She also believes her parents are dehumanizing her for the following reasons:

1. They put their toothbrushes away from hers.
2. They asked her to take responsibility for the car accidents she caused.
3. They asked her to clean her room.
4. They told her to stop being such a slut and get herself a nice marriage partner from work or church.

True Honest Girl(TM) feels oppressed after parents give her the cisfem experience.

 

[CindyChafe]

That bitch who is a Wanda Sykes looking ass nigger. She looks like a 13 year old in the body but her face is like 55+.

She’s been working at this new job I started for longer than I have been alive.

But Cindy, you say, shouldn’t all that time working at the job mean she’s the best at it?

No, no it doesn’t.

Literally everyone at my job warned me about That Bitch before I even met her. Her supervisor literally told me to IGNORE HER if I have to work with her. But that makes things difficult because if we are to do our job the way we are supposed to, sometimes we have to communicate. Sadly we aren’t mind readers at this point.

ThisBitch is disliked/hated by literally everyone in our department and everyone who has to interact with her via our department. People from the outside complained about her. People on the phone think I’m her because we are the only two females in our department.

That Bitch loves to say absolutely nothing even when asked a direct question. But when she assumes someone made a mistake, That Bitch is the first one to shout it out loud.

Also, That Bitch is a Jehovahs Witness so she’s always reading weird religious shit and listening to weird sermons and shit. That Bitch also, ironically, loves to watch Wendy Williams. How you doin’? Fucking talk about a walking contradiction.

Anyway, fuck that Wanda Sykes looking, 13 year old dressing, dumb ugly nigger cunt bitch. Fuck her stupid ass cult she thinks is a religion and I hope she fucking dies on the way to work so I don’t have to sit in the same god damn room as her for more than necessary.

 

[Beluga]

^ If she's so shite at her job and is hated by everyone, why haven't they fired her already?