That Bitch - Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

[The best and greatest]

Oh god where to start...

That bitch who drinks herself into mental retardation who sleeps with her uncle and everybody else she can get into her house, sleeps with her child's boyfriend while said child is in the mental hospital, probably gave him an STD, fights and destroys property constantly, cries and throws a fit anytime you criticize her, never forgets a perceived slight, backbites like a world champion, turns people against each other for her own amusement, currently working on ruining her third and youngest child with an environment of abuse and neglect, might go 3-for-3 in having CPS take her kid off her, doesn't pay her debts, whores herself out for beer and cigarette money, possibly molested her middle daughter, ect. ect. ect.....

Really just about the worst person you could imagine, the worst part is she is also that bitch that everyone jumps into bed with because "Hey pussy is pussy" so consequently she has dirt on everyone. She also looks like a hag who spent the the last 25 years in a drunken stupor. It astounds the mind that anyone can bone her without a bag over her head and even then she's like a half empty sack covered in stretchmarks (And isn't afraid to show it off *GAG*)

 

[Nachtalb]

That bitch that tried to pit her ex-girlfriend and I against each other because I was still friends with both of them after they broke up. She saw me as a traitor because I didn't "choose" her side (although there was no damn side to be taken, I've known both for the same amount of time,they also broke up mutually and their relationship is their business) and having me in her life was apparently a constant reminder of her ex-girlfriend and the memories we shared.

Turns out the bitch was still in contact wih her ex-gf while dropping me completely and only contacted me to talk shit about her ex ,hoping that I'd shit talk her too. The ex and I had a good laugh over this though, because the bitch could never provide screenshots or other evidence whenever she claimed I had bad-mouthed the ex.

 

[Teflon]

Huh, where to start? I've known That Bitch since early elementary school, and no matter what we keep crossing paths. She has been nothing short of delusional since the very beginning. I'm gonna put these in point form:

- Has the classic "small-town princess" attitude despite living in one of the most populated areas around. Will not stop bragging about it.
- Constantly tearing down other girls, pushing this weird Disney sitcom narrative that there are "tomboys" and "girly girls", and girly girls are worse than the devil. Don't get your clothes from the clearance rack at your local thrift store? Wore pink once in 2009? Die. I guess this would have been acceptable back in 1st grade... but she hasn't stopped.
- Always talking about boys, and plotting how she'll get the perfect anime boyfriend. The opposite sex won't get within 10 feet of her though (Piss-stained leopard print pants will do that), and the ones that will are... grubby, we'll put it that way.
- I've witnessed her roleplay slitting her wrists and dying in the middle of class.
- Admitted to me once that she likes to leave class to masturbate.
- "Oh sorry haha I'm so random! Not like other girls heehee!"
- Smells like cat piss and b.o.

Those are the basics. I really hope I can avoid her this year.

 

[yasscat]

Huh, where to start? I've known That Bitch since early elementary school, and no matter what we keep crossing paths. She has been nothing short of delusional since the very beginning. I'm gonna put these in point form:

- Has the classic "small-town princess" attitude despite living in one of the most populated areas around. Will not stop bragging about it.
- Constantly tearing down other girls, pushing this weird Disney sitcom narrative that there are "tomboys" and "girly girls", and girly girls are worse than the devil. Don't get your clothes from the clearance rack at your local thrift store? Wore pink once in 2009? Die. I guess this would have been acceptable back in 1st grade... but she hasn't stopped.
- Always talking about boys, and plotting how she'll get the perfect anime boyfriend. The opposite sex won't get within 10 feet of her though (Piss-stained leopard print pants will do that), and the ones that will are... grubby, we'll put it that way.
- I've witnessed her roleplay slitting her wrists and dying in the middle of class.
- Admitted to me once that she likes to leave class to masturbate.
- "Oh sorry haha I'm so random! Not like other girls heehee!"
- Smells like cat piss and b.o.

Those are the basics. I really hope I can avoid her this year.

sounds like a classic pick-me ass bitch

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Sorry to necro but...

To That Bitch, my supervisor who keeps telling me to propose a project more outside my comfort zone:

You want to know why I get defensive every time you talk to me? Because I've sat here in your office four times proposing progressively more "outside my comfort zone" projects, I have until this time next month to submit a successful proposal, and you reject every single thing I have ever come up with as not being enough. The one I proposed today would utilize skills I haven't used since my first semester of grad school, on technology I've never even seen, with people I've never met at a site I've never been to in a subset of my field I know sweet fuck all about, and the site is completely broke and absolutely desperate for our help/funding. I would basically be going in completely fucking blind and helping this place stay open when they're about to close if they can't get this work done. Meanwhile, douchebag in the cubical next to me proposes that he keep doing the same shit he's always done at a site that has a huge endowment and tons of staff, and you just rubber stamp it.

Just accept the proposal so I can put it on my CV and use it to get a new job far far the fuck away from you, and then we won't have to see each other again for like, our entire lives. Wouldn't that be nice?

 

[omori]

That bitch who cut off a 10+ year friendship because she felt like she was “maintaining our friendship” more than I was. Bitch, I invited you to events, shows you flaked on because you went to go visit your on again off again boyfriend who lives in the same town as me. You’re the one who can drive and had every opportunity to respond to my offers to hang out, hell I urged this after your grandmother passed away so I could cheer you up. And you did NOTHING. I did all that I could but, whatever. I’m the bad friend.

So that bitch randomly cane back into my life again. No apologies over what she said. Just casual chat and over shit like work and school.

Spoiler: dumb shit

I didn’t mention it before but part of the reason she cut communication was because I entered a relationship with someone I dated back in high school. She was upset that I both didn’t tell her (I don’t like making a big fucking deal over my romantic relationships) and “Why would you go out with him again! He’s so immature!” Yeah? Cause we were both stupid and 15 back then? We’re starting something new as mature 25 year olds? She hasn’t spoken with him since we were all 16, how would she know if he’d changed since then? Whatever it was petty as fuck and none of her business.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I'm usually "That Bitch"

 

[Mister Loser]

I'm usually "That Bitch"

Thanks for the necro. I missed this thread.

 

[Queen_Ree]

Okay, I'll bite.
That bitch who texts me while I'm driving home after working 14 hours to ask if she could borrow $5 to buy her kids some dinner. I had just passed the exit that goes towards her house and to backtrack would take around 15 minutes and I was tired as fuck so I told her no, sorry, I couldn't do it. And she says to me.. "So you want my kids to go hungry?"
And I'm thinking, Bitch, maybe if you ask your deadbeat boyfriend to forgo his cigarettes and mountain dew for the day you would have enough money to buy your kids food. I mean damn..
She was always doing shit like this too, asking to borrow money or bum rides.

 

[MysticMisty]

That bitch, that fucking bitch, who lies compulsively about a great many things to try get people into trouble. The first known instance against me was when she pretended she didn't know I was in the building during a virtual meeting, almost immediately followed by claiming I was taking two hour lunches. Not long after that she lied about me and another coworker not knowing how to add up shred dates for terminated files right in front of us on the phone with a superior, instead of admitting she'd fucked up the math herself. On another date she admitted to said other coworker that she lied to some higher ups and said I was a lazy and slow worker just because I'm relaxed and don't work myself up over pulling files and folding boxes (particularly since I've pulled and filed files in the past). All so she could be made boss of a project just so she could lord over some temps.

In addition to that bitch's constant lies, she is also super passive aggressive and hypocritical. She will have hours long (and loud) conversations with various family members, but will sneak up behind me and tell me I'm on my phone too much for the crime of loading a playlist to listen to while working. She accused me of not being in the building and taking two hour lunches, while she herself hides in the former office of our boss, after having papered every inch of glass so no one can see what she's up to, or if she's even in there. It's also been noted that her car is absent for long periods of time since she's started hiding in that particular office.

One day she complained about her boss asking where she is when she's in the bathroom. The very next day she chimped because I went to the bathroom without telling her so beforehand. When I came back she demanded to know where I went and refused to believe I had actually gone to the bathroom. Early on she cornered me when no one else was around and warned me that so long as I'm nice, she'll be my friend, but if I piss her off, she'll be my enemy. And also that there were people here before me that didn't like her, but that they're gone now and she's still here. What the fucking fuck.

And on top of all of that, that fucking bitch also brags about being an absolute cunt to her boss. I've heard the shit she says to her, and how this bitch hasn't been fired yet (on top of everything else she does) is a mystery. Oh, and she also told me that when my boss was new that many of the people there bullied her. What she didn't disclose that I found out later is that she was one of the worst ones, possibly because she feels like my boss "stole" the position away from her.

She does this type of shit to everyone. My first week here she said something like "Oh, I don't have any friends here, nobody likes me" and I was surprised because she seemed so nice. It wasn't long after that she showed her true colors. The real kicker? She has said those exact lines to everyone that's been hired since she came, has gotten the same reaction out of them, and then threw them under the bus so now they hate her too. Fucking bitch.

 

[Red Mask]

Hopefully, someone will fire her ass, preferably with a blowtorch.

 

[PaleTay]

The bitch is fairly rich and fairly pretty, she's done some local modeling and her family has a mansion. She's been part of my friend group since high school but I haven't had to see her in a while due to her moving but I used to hang out with her a couple times a week, however in university she got crazy popular and seemed to know every single girl. She's nice to my face but she lives to create drama and seems to have been able to sabotage a few of my relationships and those of other friends. She also started a rumor a teacher was a pedophile because people felt bad that his kid had cancer. Mostly, she's just whiny, entitled, an open golddigger, and extremely fucking crazy; she's stalked a few professional athletes and joked about killing guys who rejected her (of which there were many).

When she had a high school party people absolutely totaled her house and caused expensive damage, and that's the only karma the bitch will ever face. Growing up people only tolerated her, now she has an army of simps and girl simps who want to be friends with the rich girl.

 

[Crankenstein]

That bitch who got a DUI with my kids and is trying to get custody back so they stay with her and her 60 year old boyfriend whom is more than twice her age.

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

Not a girl (AFAIK, Troon out wouldn't surprise me), but that bitch who stalked my friend, broke my other friend's laptop because of a love affair, eats leaves off random trees on campus, and texts me on snapchat for more money than I bring in a month to fund his loansharking racket.

 

[NoFreePasses]

I have "that bitch". She was a person who lied and manipulated people into giving her money for the sole purpose of "supporting her career", she lied and manipulated several people to the point where she has an audience just willing to support whatever bullshit she sprouts out of her god damned mouth. Never was able to tell the truth (not even to me), made people feel worthless to the point of suicide if somebody dared went against her and used her mental situation to get herself attention for her shitty art that no normal person would ever say was good.

 

[soft bones]

That bitch who begged for my help for a down payment for a car posted pictures of her on vacation with no repayment in sight.

 

[BluntyBitch]

Y'all rang?