That's Gay and Unrealistic: The Jacisms thread. -

[Seahorses]

His Stryker One Liners

"Looks like ive got a case of mistaken identity"
"Looks like one of my agents went Awol"
"Looks like some of my guys had some second guesses....and and and ran away...and turned heel"
"Looks like hes on the horse he rode in on......to...to gaza"

I will not accept allah......ALLAH IS NOT THE BOMB DEEEWWD!!

And of course his most common catchphrase which he says several times in every stream

Spoiler

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRGGHGHGHHHHHH

Don't forget:

“My life is like a movie. And this movie doesn't have a surprise ending... the good guys win.”

 

[Bork Laser]

Or whenever Jace starts getting really mad and starts devolving into this sing songy whiny voice. " Thanks for being a little faggot! THANK FOR BEING A LITTLE FAGGOT"

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

"This guy is the most retarded person ever TAHAAAAAAH!" - While playing as Chris and Barb on the Sims. That's saying something considering the company he keeps.

and a general one:

"BAN HIM!!! BAN HIM!!!! MODS YOU AREN'T DOING YOUR FUCKING JOBS!!!!!"

 

[TheWarp]

I'm watching his dick like a hawk.

 

[Broder Daniel]

"That's unrealistic. In real life I would..." and Unfair gaming

When he dies in a game, usually because he's not paying attention.
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO.. THAT'S UNREALISTIC! UNFAIR GAMING! In real life I would just parkour back up and end his life with WWE moves"

I also like how unrealistic has nothing to do with something being realistic or not. Instead it means "Jace doesn't like"

 

[unfer]

"I NEVER WANTED THIS" (tears/bared teeth/dry heaving optional)

So plaintive. :[

"Wow" practically deserves its own topic. So many variations and inflections from a dejected "..." to a tetchy "Wow. Wow!" to the animalistic "WAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" that invariably accompanies a good dick pic ambush.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

When he interrupts his Stryker voice with "Okay, this is my roleplaying. okay-"

The short-lived "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!"

 

[KingofManga420]

"I'm not afraid, I have John Cena here to protect me."

 

[kagayaki]

“Get the f*** away from me! How do I know you're not Makarov? How do I know you're not Makarov? How do I know you're not Makarov? Whoooo! I will be the dream... Weed Eater!”

 

[Dutchbash]

PRESS WAAAAAAAAANNNNNN GAYMERRSSS!!!!!!1!1!1!!!!11!!!!!

 

[Christ-Chan]

"So, thank you for watching me shoot my Dad. Do you know any other channel on YouTube where you can watch someone shoot their Dad?"

EDIT: "PRESS ONE IF YOU THINK I SHOULD KILL MY DAD! PRESS ONE! PRESS ONE!"
Jace sobs, his childhood and very identity unraveling around him. He points a gun at his monitor and cries into the void:
"I ORDER YOU TO PRESS ONE! YOU HAVE TO PRESS ONE! PRESS ONE!"
The soft piano music in the background is interrputed by a single bang.
Then, silence.
The man, and the king and commander inside his head, lie broken. His army is tucked away in the old toy box in his closet. He is alone.
And we all pressed one.

 

[Jake Morgendorffer]

homosexually assassinated and anyone else notice when something happens that causes him to scream(IE: five fingered denny's or a ding dong) he smiles, and then grits his teeth, seriously, i want to say this happens a good portion of the time he's freaked out and i know it doesn't count as a jacism but it's still funny, like he thinks it's going to be a fun roller coaster but then he sees how high it got and it just hits him, he's stuck on mr. bones' wild ride

 

[Enjoy Yer Food]

"breach of slander"

 

[StressSigh]

Sijuashun

 

[The Mass Debater]

Has anyone mentioned the Ghost Fatwa yet?

 

[MerriedManJr]

Whenever I make a mistake I always replay in my head what Jace once said to a prank caller: "Right now ..... you are guilty ..... of committing ..... what is KNOWN as ..... an epic fail."

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Has anyone mentioned the Ghost Fatwa yet?

No idea what that is.

 

[Bosnian Wizard]

Some of his phrases at this part in Live Stream #10 always crack me, especially:

'Don't dubstep me! You're putting dubstep on my Deagle Nation domain dot com. Don't do it, this is fucking illegal. What you are doing right now is a crime against dubstep!'

The illegal dubstep also climaxes during this bit, which really adds to the raw emotion.

 

[kagayaki]

“Someday, you parkour through the rain, someday you feed on some Cheez-Its, stainless steel... you get the f*** away from me Makarov! You get the f***!”

 

[Quail]

No idea what that is.

I think it's when you sic'ed Islamic Ghosts on him and he started freaking out begging you or the ghost to call off the 'ghost fatawa'.