That's Gay and Unrealistic: The Jacisms thread. -

[Erwin Rommel]

"I am a formally raped and retired man."

"THIS IS FOR JAY OWEN"

"I am a rape survivor for life, I am an artist for life, I am artistic for life, I am a marine, I am a rapper, from the start of day one."

"I will bring your soul to the final grave."

 

[RetardBus]

i posted this in the SR2 thread but his whole screaming when he scrolls at the female swimsuit, then SCROLLED UP his screaming stopped, then he scrolled down screamed for the split second he was on it also me and a friend(read: my daughter daria) speculated that he reacts to penises and such the way he does because they hiss at him and grow little arms to do a clawing motion at him also they may jump out of the computer HD isn't a joke

It's like Jace momentarily turned into a human alarm clock.

"WAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

"AAAAAH"

 

[Konstantinos]

*At hearing Tyce admit to deleting the Sims characters*
"NO YOU DIDN'T!"

Also, from that secret mini-stream awhile back:

"I'm hiding in this closet."

*To his laptop* "Shh, be quiet!"

 

[Morbid Boredom]

I love "Gamer of the Battlefield" even my girlfriend uses it.

 

[IcyHotWings]

I recall Jace shouting "GET ONLINE!" angrily in the Saint's Row 2 stream after he lost a mission or something. Also "Deaglenation Domain dot com".

EDIT: Edited for clarity.

 

[Jackie Chin]

I often use Jace's whiny voice when he rants about "How is Mom grounded him from video games."

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

Mister Content from the Null call

 

[Broseph Stalin]

"Marine coming through!"

Forget "Pardon me" or "Excuse me". This is how you politely get past people in your way!

 

[DeagleDad420]

IM THE FUCKIN COMMANDER

*bonk*

IM THE FUCKIN COMMANDER OF THE UNITED STATES MARINES

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

"YOU'RE A WELFARE!"

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Its customise.

 

[RetardBus]

I've noticed now Jace seems to add "ONLINE" as an adjective before or after a word now. I've heard him say things along the lines of "THAT'S A PIECE OF CRAP ONLINE!" or "THAT'S A PIECE OF ONLINE GARBAGE!"

 

[Zarkon]

One of my old favorites: "I'm driving down to West Hartford and when I get there IT'SGOINGTOBEADANGEROUSTOOOOOWN!!!"

One of my new ones: "Homokosexual" from that last livestream.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Whenever he does that little "FICK YEEEEWWW!" during the streams when he gets pissed...or something; I dunno, I just skip through till I see something lulz worthy! It's funny, but at the same time it's like nails on a chalkboard to me. Which is kind of weird given the fact it took this long for it to happen to me with Jace, whereas with Chris it was only after watching three of his videos.

 

[Kamehameha]

"Grand theft munchies"

 

[Slam Attack!]

Skate Pimps!

 

[CasualWhimsicott]

"I WANT TO TALK ABOUT LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING!!!"

And of course, the classic rant:

"WHAT YOU DID TO ME IS A FUCKING *pant pant pant STOP I WILL CALL THE COPS ON THAT VIDEO OF YOU JERKING OFF DOG DICKS, I'M GOING TO FUCKING BEAT YOU DOWN TO SHIT YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU BEAT DOWN MY GAMING, YOU FUCKING DESTROYED MY GAMING!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Shadow Fox]

"Did you ever think about who invented noodles? They must've been high or something. Dude, that's fucked up!"

 

[JON CENA]

"Concealable content"

 

[Zarkon]

Nothing beats 5:44 of this video:

"Ahhhh! I don't want to shit my pants AGAAAAAAIN!!"