THAT'S MY BABY!!! - 2/21/2018

[stronkwonk]

New video! My life has meaning again!

 

[Wilford Brimley]

The way she says "baby" is so cringe. I know I'm :late:, Becky has nerves of steel.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Oh thank god. I thought this was going to be a food review.

 

[89elbees]

-Redneck ingenuity at its finest with a fan in the widow?

-AL gets a picture book :autism:

-Has anyone ever noticed how yellow Becky’s teeth are? You can really tell when she takes the camera and starts talking at the beginning of the video

-AL with no driver’s license: “Hondas, from my experience…”

-Excuses for not vlogging

-Comment of the day: stops on a comment calling her out for lying about her weight loss journey, pauses for a second, reads the comment above it that’s positive instead (COMMENTER’S LAST NAME IS NGUYEN AND SHE CAN’T PRONOUNCE IT HOLY SHIT)

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I don't think she knows that they drive a Hyundai, not a Honda.

 

[strawberryjam]

list of things AL is passionate about:

• Cheesecake Factory
• tacky mini-backpacks
• making empty promises
• lists
• not-chili chili
• Walmart trips
• young-adult novels
• buying shit for other people
• calories
• children's coloring books/crayons

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

It would be fun to make all the lists in that book as AL.

 

[PiggyPie]

Still no weigh ins. I am shocked.


Not

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

I like around the 1:15 mark of the video where she opens the page called "list everything you feel passionate about" and she goes on and she tells us how full that page is going to be.

AL, you're passionate about two things only. Food and shopping. That's it.

 

[Lunete]

How many of those vegetables are going to go bad?

 

[SisterChristian]

lolol AL said she thinks Becks acid washed jeans make her look like Kurt Cobain.

1. No
2. AL probably has the faintest idea who Kurt Cobain is.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

Of course she likes acid wash.....tacky bitch! No Hamber, that inbred yokel Becky will never look anything like Kurt Cobain, more like Joe Dirt.

"What is this sensation I'm feeling? It was your leg!" WTF?

Even Becky the butch knew that Maybelline is exclusively a cosmetics company, no hair products.

Hamber looked so damn pathetic clinging to Becky, trying way too damn hard with those repulsive kisses and obnoxious cackling. Does she not realize how awkward Becky seems around her lately?

Here's to hoping Becky was texting a "side chick" when she was pumping gas.

 

[Jequiti]

The more I know Amberlynn, more I think her vlog is like a Here Comes Honey Boo Boo spiritual sequel .

 

[FrownyFace]

Putting a fan in an open window looks “janky” for some reason but is actually a really good idea. Such a wise woman!

 

[ADHD]

She's actually not wrong about the fan being a good idea.

 

[RG 448]

If by baby she means fat lololol

 

[Htom Sirveaux]

list of things AL is passionate about:

• Cheesecake Factory
• tacky mini-backpacks
• making empty promises
• lists
• not-chili chili
• Walmart trips
• young-adult novels
• buying shit for other people
• calories
• children's coloring books/crayons

Don't forget about wax melts. Our gorl loves her some wax melts.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

List 1: List your goals and dreams for this year.

75,000 subs
Lose 50lbs
Becky propose
Use up at least half of my wax melts

 

[CC 855]

List the things you are good at:

• Cooking healthy foods (tube turkey and mushrooms)
• Writing Blake Lively and Kate Winslet fanfic
• Finding girlfriends online whom I can exploit for housing, free rides, etc.
• Moderation
• Dodging the IRS
• Taking care of my furbabies

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Just saw this in the comments, any truth to this? I haven't been following Destiny's Snapchat.