The 12 Days of lolcow Christmas -

[The_Hissing_Vigilant]

Similar situation to the ABCs thread I started. Once over start the 12 days again.

I'll start. You post below me. If you have a better idea than "lulzy's" don't be afraid to change it.


On the first day of Christmas the lulzy's gave to me......

A torn up love quest sign from Mary Lee....

 

[Alex Krycek]

On the second day of Christmas, the lolcows gave to me
Two livestreams,
and a torn up lovequest sign from Mary Lee.

 

[Laevateinn]

On the third day of Christmas the lolcows gave to me,

Three fetish pictures,
Two livestreams,
and a torn up lovequest sign from Mary Lee.

 

[Conrix]

On the third day of Christmas the lolcows gave to me,

Four death threats,
Three fetish pictures,
Two livestreams,
and a torn up lovequest sign from Mary Lee.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

On the fifth day of Christmas the lolcows gave to me....

Five Mary Sues
Four death threats
Three fetish pictures
Two livestreams
And a torn up lovequest sign from Mary Lee

 

[The_Hissing_Vigilant]

On the sixth day of Christmas the lolcows gave to me

Six virgins need'n a laying

Five mary sues
Four death threats
Three fetish pictures
Two live streams
And a torn-up love quest sign from Mary Lee

 

[Alex Krycek]

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Seven Sonichu balls spread wide,

Six virgins need'n a laying
Five mary sues
Four death threats
Three fetish pictures
Two livesteams
And a torn-up love quest sign from Mary Lee

 

[Ancani]

Eight equestrian fetishists clopping,
Seven Sonichu balls spread wide,
Six virgins need'n a laying
Five Mary Sues
Four death threats
Three fetish pictures
Two Livestreams
And a torn-up love quest sign from Mary Lee!

 

[The_Hissing_Vigilant]

Nine loveshys fapping

Eight equestrian fetishes clopping
Seven Sonichu balls spread wide,
Six virgins need'n a laying
Five Mary Sues
Four death threats
Three fetish pictures
Two Livestreams
And a torn-up love quest sign from Mary Lee

 

[Pine Tar]

Ten nudes of Pixy
Nine loveshies fapping
Eight equestrian fetishists clopping
Seven Sonichu Balls spread wide
Six virgins need'n a laying
Five Mary Sues
Four death threats
Three fetish pictures
Two Livestreams
And a torn-up love quest sign from Mary Lee

 

[Le Bateleur]

Eleven tomgirls twerking
Ten nudes of Pixy
Nine loveshies fapping
Eight equestrian fetishists clopping
Seven Sonichu Balls spread wide
Six virgins need'n a laying
Five Mary Sues
Four death threats
Three fetish pictures
Two Livestreams
And a torn-up love quest sign from Mary Lee

 

[Conrix]

Twelve weens a'weenin'

Eleven tomgirls twerking
Ten nudes of Pixy
Nine loveshies fapping
Eight equestrian fetishists clopping
Seven Sonichu Balls spread wide
Six virgins need'n a laying
Five Mary Sues
Four death threats
Three fetish pictures
Two Livestreams
And a torn-up love quest sign from Mary Lee

 

[kagayaki]

Round Two!

On the first day of Christmas, the lolcows sent to me,
A banhammer that once deflated Kimmi.

 

[Mourning Dove]

On the first day of Christmas, the lolcows sent to me,
Two enabling parents
And a banhammer that once deflated Kimmi.

 

[Abethedemon]

On the third day of Christmas, the lolcows sent to me
Three creepy neckbeards
Two enabling parents
And a banhammer that once deflated Kimmi.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

On the fourth day of Christmas, the lolcows gave to me
Four skealuntens #tycing
Three creepy neckbeards
Two enabling parents
And a banhammer that once deflated Kimmi

 

[Judge Holden]

On the Fifth day of Christmas, the lolcows gave to me
FIIIIIIVE TAINT PIERCIIIIIIIIINGS!
Four skealuntens #tycing
Three creepy neckbeards
Two enabling parents
And a banhammer that once deflated Kimmi

 

[Roger Rabbit]

On the Sixth day of Christmas the LOLcows gave to me

six shit stained dildos
five taint piercings
Four skealuntens #tycing
Three creepy neckbeards
Two enabling parents
And a banhammer that once deflated Kimmi

 

[Anonimo]

On seventh day of Christmas, the LOLCows gave to me

Seven Deagles shooting
six shit stained dildos
five taint piercings
Four skealuntens #tycing
Three creepy neckbeards
Two enabling parents
And a banhammer that once deflated Kimmi

 

[The Knife]

On the eighth day of Christmas, the LOLCows gave to me:

Eight weens a-weening
Seven Deagles shooting
six shit stained dildos
FIVE TAINT PIERCINGS!
Four skealuntens #tycing
Three creepy neckbeards
Two enabling parents
And a banhammer that once deflated Kimmi