The 12 Days of lolcow Christmas -

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The_Hissing_Vigilant

True and honest Khajiit
kiwifarms.net
Similar situation to the ABCs thread I started. Once over start the 12 days again.

I'll start. You post below me. If you have a better idea than "lulzy's" don't be afraid to change it.


On the first day of Christmas the lulzy's gave to me......

A torn up love quest sign from Mary Lee....
 

Alex Krycek

Data Pagan &/or Cyber Vegan
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
On the second day of Christmas, the lolcows gave to me
Two livestreams,
and a torn up lovequest sign from Mary Lee.
 
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Laevateinn

Head Researcher of Sirenduckology.
kiwifarms.net
On the third day of Christmas the lolcows gave to me,

Three fetish pictures,
Two livestreams,
and a torn up lovequest sign from Mary Lee.
 

Conrix

"KIWIFAGS REEEEEEE"
kiwifarms.net
On the third day of Christmas the lolcows gave to me,

Four death threats,
Three fetish pictures,
Two livestreams,
and a torn up lovequest sign from Mary Lee.
 

Roger Rabbit

A rabbit who should die
kiwifarms.net
On the fifth day of Christmas the lolcows gave to me....

Five Mary Sues
Four death threats
Three fetish pictures
Two livestreams
And a torn up lovequest sign from Mary Lee
 

Alex Krycek

Data Pagan &/or Cyber Vegan
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Seven Sonichu balls spread wide,

Six virgins need'n a laying
Five mary sues
Four death threats
Three fetish pictures
Two livesteams
And a torn-up love quest sign from Mary Lee
 

Ancani

uwu flower emoji
kiwifarms.net
Eight equestrian fetishists clopping,
Seven Sonichu balls spread wide,
Six virgins need'n a laying
Five Mary Sues
Four death threats
Three fetish pictures
Two Livestreams
And a torn-up love quest sign from Mary Lee!
 

The_Hissing_Vigilant

True and honest Khajiit
kiwifarms.net
Nine loveshys fapping

Eight equestrian fetishes clopping
Seven Sonichu balls spread wide,
Six virgins need'n a laying
Five Mary Sues
Four death threats
Three fetish pictures
Two Livestreams
And a torn-up love quest sign from Mary Lee
 

Pine Tar

Disrespecting skeletons
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Ten nudes of Pixy
Nine loveshies fapping
Eight equestrian fetishists clopping
Seven Sonichu Balls spread wide
Six virgins need'n a laying
Five Mary Sues
Four death threats
Three fetish pictures
Two Livestreams
And a torn-up love quest sign from Mary Lee
 

Le Bateleur

Major Arcana
kiwifarms.net
Eleven tomgirls twerking
Ten nudes of Pixy
Nine loveshies fapping
Eight equestrian fetishists clopping
Seven Sonichu Balls spread wide
Six virgins need'n a laying
Five Mary Sues
Four death threats
Three fetish pictures
Two Livestreams
And a torn-up love quest sign from Mary Lee
 

Conrix

"KIWIFAGS REEEEEEE"
kiwifarms.net
Twelve weens a'weenin'

Eleven tomgirls twerking
Ten nudes of Pixy
Nine loveshies fapping
Eight equestrian fetishists clopping
Seven Sonichu Balls spread wide
Six virgins need'n a laying
Five Mary Sues
Four death threats
Three fetish pictures
Two Livestreams
And a torn-up love quest sign from Mary Lee
 

kagayaki

Refugee from CWCVille
kiwifarms.net
Round Two!

On the first day of Christmas, the lolcows sent to me,
A banhammer that once deflated Kimmi.
 

Mourning Dove

Zenaida macroura
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
On the first day of Christmas, the lolcows sent to me,
Two enabling parents
And a banhammer that once deflated Kimmi.
 

Abethedemon

Trve and Honest
kiwifarms.net
On the third day of Christmas, the lolcows sent to me
Three creepy neckbeards
Two enabling parents
And a banhammer that once deflated Kimmi.
 

Roger Rabbit

A rabbit who should die
kiwifarms.net
On the Sixth day of Christmas the LOLcows gave to me

six shit stained dildos
five taint piercings
Four skealuntens #tycing
Three creepy neckbeards
Two enabling parents
And a banhammer that once deflated Kimmi
 

Anonimo

My kingdom for a facepalm rating
kiwifarms.net
On seventh day of Christmas, the LOLCows gave to me

Seven Deagles shooting
six shit stained dildos
five taint piercings
Four skealuntens #tycing
Three creepy neckbeards
Two enabling parents
And a banhammer that once deflated Kimmi
 

The Knife

Magnificent Witch
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
On the eighth day of Christmas, the LOLCows gave to me:

Eight weens a-weening
Seven Deagles shooting
six shit stained dildos
FIVE TAINT PIERCINGS!
Four skealuntens #tycing
Three creepy neckbeards
Two enabling parents
And a banhammer that once deflated Kimmi
 

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