The "Am I Neurotypical" Thread - A Kiwi-Appropriate Forum Game

[Sped Xing]

Post something you do which you think my autistic. "Autistic" stickers mean it is, "heart" stickers mean it isn't.

I'll kick it off. When I see people talking with their hands while on the phone, I imitate them. I think they look ridiculous, so I . . . do exactly what they're doing, but with even less context. Is that neurotypical of me?

Share your own questionable behaviors!

 

[Just A Butt]

I cut my own hair. Even before corona.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

I post on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Sped Xing]

I cut my own hair. Even before corona.

That's just common sense. Haircuts are retarded expensive.

My wife won't let me cut my own hair anymore, so I just look like a hippie now.

 

[Professional Lurker]

I don't know about you but OP calling himself "neurotypical" instead of "autistic" seems pretty autistic...

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

I don't know about you but OP calling himself "neurotypical" instead of "autistic" seems pretty autistic...

Not neurotypical covers a few other things, like AD*D--but it's probably a bit autistic to think that depression is 'not neurotypical' when it's basically the mental health version of the common cold, the thing literally everybody is going to have had at some point.

I mean, how fucked up does your ability to understand other people as people have to be for you to have been wooshed by that?

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

I cut my own hair. Even before corona.

I need more info. Is a bowl involved?

 

[Just A Butt]

I need more info. Is a bowl involved?

nothing as lame as that.

I got these at walmart:

and just go all over with the 7/8''

then i clean up the sideburns and whatnot with more traditional home trimmers

the hardest part is the neckline, so usually I get a ladyfriend to help with that part. but it can be done with a steady hand and two mirrors.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

If your reading this chances are you're on a spectrum. I collect VHS tape and know way too much about vidya games

 

[Sped Xing]

Collecting anything is autistic tbh.

 

[Rupert Bear]

I am a straight white god-fearing christian american male in my 40's, with a wife and two kids, working a 9-5 job in a DMV office.