The Amazing Atheist / TJ Kirk / Thomas James Kirk / Terroja Kincaid / The Distressed Watcher -

[The Hunter]

I googled him again without pressing enter so quickly.

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I won't lie, that's one of the most hilarious uses of the -gate suffix I've ever seen.

Also, I'm going to pull a JERK move and point out the irony of The Hunter criticizing someone for putting things in his ass.

Excuse me, but there is such a thing as being "on top" in a homosexual relationship. And a banana's a fruit. You eat it. You don't put it up your ass. You can put tons of things in there, but bananas are for eating.

 

[Saney]

Rape isn't fatal. So imagine my indignation when I saw a chatroom called "Rape Survivors." Is this supposed to impress me? Someone fucked you when you didn't want to be fucked and you're amazed that you survived? Unless he used a chainsaw instead of his dick, what's the big deal? ... The word survivor applies to people who are alive after being stabbed 73 times with an ice pick or mauled by rabid wolverines, not to a woman who gets dick when she doesn't want it. Just because you got raped, you have to rape the English language? You vindictive bitch! Also, don't you ever get tired of being the victim? How many failed relationships are you going to blame on a single violation of your personal space?

I'm surprised he isn't a member of love-shy.com. He'd fit right in.

Did it ever occur to him that some women are raped and murdered/left for dead, or that some women attempt suicide after the incident?

He thinks suicide victims are weak.

And unlike Amanda, ... these people died against their will. They fought with their last ounce of courage to survive, and they still died. I find their deaths more worthy of tribute than some spoiled teenage girl that offed herself at the first sign of adversity.

Charming.

 

[LM 697]

Also he likes bananas going doop doop up his poop shoot.

Don't forget that bit.

 

[Xanatos]

I'm going to through this out there. I think The Amazing Atheist is lying about never acting on his ADMITTED pedophile urges.

They ALL do in the end. You know this.

 

[Trombonista]

And a banana's a fruit. You eat it. You don't put it up your ass. You can put tons of things in there, but bananas are for eating.

And fellatio practice.

 

[The Hunter]

And a banana's a fruit. You eat it. You don't put it up your ass. You can put tons of things in there, but bananas are for eating.

And fellatio practice.

Okay, maybe I should have told you all that bananas are my favorite fruit and that the more I think about this, the more I think about the piles of bananas I'd eat as a kid, and the more I die on the inside.

 

[Niachu]

Didn't Chris say the same thing about bananas?

He also pointed how you can eat them afterwards.

 

[Judge Holden]

I think this thread pretty much sums up why so many people hate the amazingatheist. For all the token "good points" he has, not only are they about as original as sonichu, but you can hear them from a thousand other blogs, vlogs, websites and forums in a far more coherent, original, and funny way. The amazingatheist is just another internet shockjock whose sole schtick is trying to be as "controversial" and OTT as possible, so much so that it gets boring faster than reruns of family guy.

 

[Xanatos]

A superior (Read: Hotter) youtube atheist:
[youtube]yotTfGn35V8[/youtube]

 

[LM 697]

Hint: The spoilers are there for a reason.

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[Judge Holden]

... sigh. Well guess i have no choice but to jerk off now.

 

[Niachu]

...He did it.

He reverse ate the banana.

 

[The Hunter]

Hint: The spoilers are there for a reason.

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Frames 6 and 7 are really unsettling... please tell me that's syrup on there...

 

[Saney]

MotherFuckingGodDamnMervGriffin Shit!

 

[Trombonista]

Maybe it's just the lighting, but I don't think that banana was ripe.

 

[Male]

Maybe it's just the lighting, but I don't think that banana was ripe.

I swear it looked a little green...
Like a pickel.

 

[The Hunter]

Maybe it's just the lighting, but I don't think that banana was ripe.

Of course you were more interested in the banana...

 

[pickleniggo]

Hint: The spoilers are there for a reason.

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Ughhh, I can never resist a spoiler tag. For the second time tonight I have to say that I'm in need of a vomiting-smiley on this forum.

 

[Saney]

Hint: The spoilers are there for a reason.

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Ughhh, I can never resist a spoiler tag. For the second time tonight I have to say that I'm in need of a vomiting-smiley on this forum.

Seconding that, there's only so many times my eyes can explode in a shower of blood.

 

[Niachu]

Wait, here's a good one.