Preface
Since the days of old poets, playwrights and more recently simp scholars have told and retold the tale of Sargon of Blackdad. Heroic poetry and academic studies have been written in equal number about a man who while leaving an overabundance of written record has left us with no genetic legacy to speak of. This edition of the Anglo-Cuckold Chronicle seeks to remain as true to the original text as possible but will contain additional information as necessary to give context to those readers unfamiliar with the age of high cuckoldry.
The Blackdad Tribe appeared quite suddenly on the world scene fleeing their original homeland which lacked sufficient quantities of bulls to prep. This shortage severely stunted Blackdadian material culture as they relied on this process to produce the Snaactre* so revered by their contemporaries. The Blackdad lived a pastoral lifestyle fleecing what motley cattle they managed to gather with their droning songs. Nevertheless they climbed to remarkable heights under their semi-legendary leader Karl Wyveson better known by the name he took after Cucklic baptism: Sargon of Blackdad.
Even this manuscript owes its existence to the advances of Sargon's reign. Never tiring of his own word Sargon endlessly documented his thoughts and commissioned many a tract including the famous 'Salve Jamus' which due to printing error lie blank for the first 20 pages. What follows is the Chronicle of Sargon and his step-children.
*Snaactre was the wares and ritual surrounding the giving of food to a bull or bulls to win favor and insure an excellent cucking.
Since the days of old poets, playwrights and more recently simp scholars have told and retold the tale of Sargon of Blackdad. Heroic poetry and academic studies have been written in equal number about a man who while leaving an overabundance of written record has left us with no genetic legacy to speak of. This edition of the Anglo-Cuckold Chronicle seeks to remain as true to the original text as possible but will contain additional information as necessary to give context to those readers unfamiliar with the age of high cuckoldry.
The Blackdad Tribe appeared quite suddenly on the world scene fleeing their original homeland which lacked sufficient quantities of bulls to prep. This shortage severely stunted Blackdadian material culture as they relied on this process to produce the Snaactre* so revered by their contemporaries. The Blackdad lived a pastoral lifestyle fleecing what motley cattle they managed to gather with their droning songs. Nevertheless they climbed to remarkable heights under their semi-legendary leader Karl Wyveson better known by the name he took after Cucklic baptism: Sargon of Blackdad.
Even this manuscript owes its existence to the advances of Sargon's reign. Never tiring of his own word Sargon endlessly documented his thoughts and commissioned many a tract including the famous 'Salve Jamus' which due to printing error lie blank for the first 20 pages. What follows is the Chronicle of Sargon and his step-children.
*Snaactre was the wares and ritual surrounding the giving of food to a bull or bulls to win favor and insure an excellent cucking.
