FIGGIN The anniversary of the rape that never happened 2k16 - Now with more disrespect to all are armed forces
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Who is he talking about assaulting him in 2015, any idea?
♬ It's the most saltiest time of the year... ♬
Phil will 7/4.
Probably some sexual fantasy he had that in typical Phil fashion he forgot was a fantasy.
So you got a spanking and a guy accidentally touched you once (because Lord knows nobody wants to touch you). That means rape.
I love how a guy who no one wants to be around is threatening to unfriend people.
Probably @Hyperion , I guess.
He's the only veteran I can think of having interacting with Phil lately.
I think it's the time he lied about being sexually assaulted when he was sleeping in front of that shitty Red & Black Cafe.
"Hi, just a friendly reminder to NOTICE ME NOTICE ME NOTICE ME"
..Is Daddy Rape Day a national holiday in Australatina or something?
He used to carry a paddle around and talk about spanking... this is getting oddly Freudian, and I'm a Jungian.
I do. That's "Seargent Watersports", a mythical figure from the Phil pantheon.
Back when the Red & Black still existed and Phil squated on their stoop he had a bunch of run ins with the local homeless population. The story goes that an older gentleman who just happened to look like Phils dad pissed in his face while he was sleeping in the alley behind the store.
I don't remember the guy being a veteran, but Phil has been calling him "Seargent Watersports" in his head for over a year so he probably thinks he's in the military.
I wonder what Phil would be like in the military.
Darndirty
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Good lord...lol that's the funniest and saddest thing ever...is anything lower then the guy that gets pissed on by bums.
He wouldn't even make it to MEPS, a recruiter would tell him to fuck off, and hed whine on Facebook about transphobia
The guy who speaks Google Spanish to validate his own existence.
