the average kiwifarms poster -

[cuckle]

Ive just done one of those personality tests on reddit and I confirmed myself as an INTJ. It made me ponder about the other denizens of this so called web forum. After a decent amount of surfing around the various sub-forums of this website and analyzing alot of posts, I just started laughing. Why am I laughing, you ask? Apologies. It's because I am an INTJ and the illogical and idiotic posts of most of the users here....... Well, I find them amusing to say the least. It struck me that the majority of kiwi farm users are simply white, low IQ and low income. It’s lonely at the top if the IQ ladder and it is often a challenge for me to find like-minded individuals who are able to keep up with my relentless intellectualism and chess-like maneuvering.

So as a generalized statement to most of the posters who will now reply to this thread: The next time you're working your shitty minimum wage job at Walmart handing out free samples of your store's new crisped potato snacks: dont offer me one. It's simply not necessary as I've already calculated its flavor in my head. Heh... Perhaps a little more sodium chloride next time! (that's table salt by the way)

 

[Bunny Tracks]

You sound just like the Rick and Morty copypasta guy.

 

[Otis Boi]

Jokes on you i dont work at Walmart.I work on Crackhead Alley.

 

[epigenes]

now do the part where you call me an addlepated simpleton

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I resent being called "average." I am exceptional. At least, that's what my Mum said.

 

[Neko GF]

1/10 bait. At least try to be creative, redditfag.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

so, nothing happened?

 

[Revo]

It's time to see this thread saying hi to spergatory

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

1/10 bait. At least try to be creative, redditfag.

more like 8/10, just look at all the seething kiwifaggots in this thread who can't handle the superior intellectual dominance of cuckle and have to resort to crying and throwing ad homonems at him because they are not capable of an intellectual debate.

 

[SIGSEGV]

You are a dumb nigge᠎r. You are the blackest retar᠎d gorilla nig᠎ger that I have ever seen.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

>Taking an online personality test seriously
>ON FUCKING REDDIT
You have to go back, and this time fucking stay there with the other fart huffing faggots.

 

[Wraith]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you low IQ cretin? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and although I'm currently unemployed and living in grandma's basement, I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids to white knight maidens on the internet, and I have over 300 confirmed arguments won. I am trained in simian warfare and I’m the top thesaurus user in the entire US branch of Mensa. You are nothing to me but to block on twitter like I was Bob Chipman. I will wipe you the intercourse out with verbal precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Terra, mark my pheromone emitting words. You think you can get away with thinking you are equal to your mental superior over the Internet? Think again, failed abortion. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of eugenics police across the USA and your IP is being back traced right now so you better prepare for the cumulonimbus brigade, you level one Kobold. The high speed falling dew that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your cockroach of a life. You’re fucking dead, kid, and I know for certain there is no afterlife, so that is the end of you. My glorious mind can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with me humming the tune to Never Gonna Give You Up. Not only am I extensively trained in mental and verbal jousting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Oxford dictionary of words and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable posterior off the face of the continent, you little stain in my underoos. If only you could have known what scientific retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your vagina licking fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re dealing with mental capitalism, you goddamn idiot. My ass can speak better than you and will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re life will be deleted like my kiddie porn when the FBI raids my house, kiddo.
Love and waffles, your superior in every way.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.

That said.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.

I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.

The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.

I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.

That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).

I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.

All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

 

[Banditotron]

The average kiwifarmsman is a homosexual with brain damage who takes pride in not being a different homosexual with brain damage

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

You've got it all wrong, guy. See, we laugh at autistic faggots, we don't emulate them.

Now go toddle on back to Reddit with your kind. You're out of your element here.

 

[Y2K Baby]

It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.

That said.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.

I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.

The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.

I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.

That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).

I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.

All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

Damn, he's smart....

 

[cuckle]

I resent being called "average." I am exceptional. At least, that's what my Mum said.

I know it all too well but this harsh reality is unlikely to stop me (an interested INTJ) from achieving results. I’m an INTJ mastermind so yeah, we’re basically the kingpins of the rational personality types. I have more theta waves than normal people, meaning I'm closer to a dream like state than most.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Fear my battle cry!

 

[gurutu]

The average Kiwifarms user is a Chad polymath who bangs a different thot between every post.

 

[cuckle]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you low IQ cretin? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and although I'm currently unemployed and living in grandma's basement, I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids to white knight maidens on the internet, and I have over 300 confirmed arguments won. I am trained in simian warfare and I’m the top thesaurus user in the entire US branch of Mensa. You are nothing to me but to block on twitter like I was Bob Chipman. I will wipe you the intercourse out with verbal precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Terra, mark my pheromone emitting words. You think you can get away with thinking you are equal to your mental superior over the Internet? Think again, failed abortion. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of eugenics police across the USA and your IP is being back traced right now so you better prepare for the cumulonimbus brigade, you level one Kobold. The high speed falling dew that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your cockroach of a life. You’re fucking dead, kid, and I know for certain there is no afterlife, so that is the end of you. My glorious mind can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with me humming the tune to Never Gonna Give You Up. Not only am I extensively trained in mental and verbal jousting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Oxford dictionary of words and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable posterior off the face of the continent, you little stain in my underoos. If only you could have known what scientific retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your vagina licking fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re dealing with mental capitalism, you goddamn idiot. My ass can speak better than you and will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re life will be deleted like my kiddie porn when the FBI raids my house, kiddo.
Love and waffles, your superior in every way.

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best of your class at MIT? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, I don't think for a second that you would be browsing kiwifarms. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-educated people to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than someone being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. Even if it were true that you're the "top thesaurus user in the entire US branch of Mensa" , I think your education would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random person on the internet. To most of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over.