The Awful Creepypasta Thread - just in time for Halloween!

[From The Uncanny Valley]

With just a few weeks before Halloween, let's all share some scary stories that are terrifying for all the wrong reasons.

First off, here's : the creepypasta

 

[Rand /pol/]

Number 15

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Aren't they all bad?

 

[Y2K Baby]

I clicked on Chrischan.exe and I saw Chris using his mind waves but he was covered in hyper-realistic blood. I pick up my phone and hear "julaaaaay"

 

[dysentery]

I'm mostly just annoyed at how un-descriptive the "scary" parts of the story are. It also features every single video-game creepypasta cliche in the book. What a waste.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'm mostly just annoyed at how un-descriptive the "scary" parts of the story are. It also features every single video-game creepypasta cliche in the book. What a waste.

video game creepypastas are usually terrible.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

 

[Rand /pol/]

 

[Cake Farts]

oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says "no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah" and your alllike "oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you" and then she's like… "i don't have a dad.." or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

 

[BeanBidan]

I really hate Jeff the killer and ones like that. They're extremely exceptional.
I've tried listening to a live stream one to sleep and instead i read the live chat because of how exceptional people are on it. Some guy trying to roleplay sext with a girl for literally 2 hours.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Burgrr_Entries
This is what happens when you give a vegan internet access

 

[ES 148]

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Trust your intestine.

 

[Nekromantik]

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED!!!

 

[The Shadow]

H Y P E R

R E A L I S T I C

B L O O D

F R O M

R O B O T N I K ' S

E Y E S

 

[Bunny Tracks]

There's these guys on Youtube who read bad creepypastas. They're hilarious and I highly recommend them for anyone who wants to see these awful stories get torn to pieces. This episode in particular is an absolute riot.

Spoiler: includes shakespeare quotes read in the voice of toad

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Sonic.exe is terrible and the creator is apparently a lolcow due to how delusional he is.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED!!!

I said awful not fucking masterpieces

 

[Judge Holden]

H Y P E R

R E A L I S T I C

B L O O D

F R O M

R O B O T N I K ' S

E Y E S

P I N G A S . E X E

 

[FemalePresident]

CONTINUE FILE 666

[Recorded from a REAL BLOG OF A COLLEGE STUDUNT!]
(be fore he suidided)

I am college student who lives alone in a dorm and gotted Nostalgia for the good old days.
I saw the sale was pokemon emerad on etsy (hipster ebay) so I buy
when I get catridge it was emerad only BLACK with skurleton on the front instead of Rayquaza but with blood eyes.

on the file, I am in Elite four vs Lance and only have 6 pokemon in my party.
they all unknown and they all spell YOUR DEAD
"preety suspicion", I think "but probably just something in my eye???"
The music is lavender town but backways
And when I go fight He he has 666 pokemon too! hE sents one out and I HEAR ITS CRY.
It turns out hte pokemon they are ALL MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND but HYPER REALISTIC and BLOOD EYE.
IT'S SO SCARY YOU GUYS, that I throw the playstation across the room, broke the game in half.

Next day I get roommate to play.
He's like "Ehehehehehe probably IS not that scary"
but she turned on the game and the screen was a picture of US
and but we were DEAD,
and the scariest part of this story is that WE was YOU
and YOU BECAME SKELETON and WROTE this...