The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

The Lizard Queen

Lizard boobs. Your argument is invalid.
Once upon a time, in a faraway land,
A young Prince lived in a shining castle.
Although he had everything his heart desired,
The Prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind.

But then, one winter's night,
An old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold.
Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the Prince sneered at the gift, and turned the old woman away.
But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for Beauty is found within.

And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful Enchantress.

The Prince tried to apologize, but it was too late,
For she had seen that there was no love in his heart.
And as punishment,
She transformed him into an autistic beast,
And placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there.
Ashamed of his monstrous autism, the beast concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world.
The Rose she had offered, was truly an enchanted rose,
Which would bloom for many years.
If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell,
Then the spell would be broken.
If not, he would be doomed to remain an autistic beast
For all time.

As the years passed,
He fell into despair, and lost all hope,
For who could ever learn to love... A Beast?

Yet more....

So yeah, this is a thread for people to post the worst, most disastrous fursuits they can find so we can mock them soundly.
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Helvetica Scenario

Helvetica is a very, very rare occurrence.
True & Honest Fan

#nailed it

What the fuck is this purple horror and how can I stop myself seeing it in all my nightmares from here on in?

Bonus points for whatever Angry Eyebrows The Walking Bathmat at the end there is supposed to be, and it worries me that I can't tell if the silver mylar thing is supposed to be a part of the costume, or if they have a stupid costume and a silver mylar thing. How do you get to the point you make and wear something like this, put it on, then stand in front of the mirror
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Double Dragon

a streetfighting beat 'em up, but much nastier
My time has come

For brevity's sake, everything is just going to be spoilered

While looking across these on tumblr, I came across the tag 'stickyfur'. I wouldn't recommend looking into it.

Smiling Honeybadger

Still not giving a fuck.
Yet more....

So yeah, this is a thread for people to post the worst, most disastrous fursuits they can find so we can mock them soundly.

I am absolutely sure that the guy inside this orange pony thing died of overheating. Maybe a long time ago. But no one has noticed yet, because more intensive smells are not really unusual on conventions, especially furry conventions where human bodily fluids mix with polyester.

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