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Discussion in 'Animal Control' started by The Lizard Queen, May 11, 2017.

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  1. Once upon a time, in a faraway land,
    A young Prince lived in a shining castle.
    Although he had everything his heart desired,
    The Prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind.
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    But then, one winter's night,
    An old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold.
    Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the Prince sneered at the gift, and turned the old woman away.
    But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for Beauty is found within.

    And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful Enchantress.
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    The Prince tried to apologize, but it was too late,
    For she had seen that there was no love in his heart.
    And as punishment,
    She transformed him into an autistic beast,
    And placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there.
    Ashamed of his monstrous autism, the beast concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world.
    The Rose she had offered, was truly an enchanted rose,
    Which would bloom for many years.
    If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell,
    Then the spell would be broken.
    If not, he would be doomed to remain an autistic beast
    For all time.

    As the years passed,
    He fell into despair, and lost all hope,
    For who could ever learn to love... A Beast?
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    Yet more....
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    So yeah, this is a thread for people to post the worst, most disastrous fursuits they can find so we can mock them soundly.
     
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    #1 The Lizard Queen, May 11, 2017
    Last edited: Oct 14, 2017
    The Lizard Queen

    The Lizard Queen Lizard boobs. Your argument is invalid.

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  2. Depending on who you ask, it's the worst but to me it's the best. He was banned from conventions for it so then he got someone else to wear it into a convention for him which lead to the suit itself being banned.
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    entropyseekswork

    entropyseekswork Vigilante based in America
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  3. img-784916-1-Ddpms.png oh
     
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    NIGGO KILLA

    NIGGO KILLA We wuz Mobla suits n shit

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    Feline Darkmage

    Feline Darkmage Best/Worst Timeline
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    #nailed it

    What the fuck is this purple horror and how can I stop myself seeing it in all my nightmares from here on in?

    Bonus points for whatever Angry Eyebrows The Walking Bathmat at the end there is supposed to be, and it worries me that I can't tell if the silver mylar thing is supposed to be a part of the costume, or if they have a stupid costume and a silver mylar thing. How do you get to the point you make and wear something like this, put it on, then stand in front of the mirror
     
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    #5 Helvetica Scenario, May 11, 2017
    Last edited: May 11, 2017
    Helvetica Scenario

    Helvetica Scenario Helvetica is a very, very rare occurrence.
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    Uncanny Valley

    Uncanny Valley masshole
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  5. Can't have a thread about disgusting fursuits without mentioning the carpet bunny.

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    WireSponge

    WireSponge Coolest camel in the desert

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    Perverted Cat

    Perverted Cat Watches You

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  7. My time has come

    For brevity's sake, everything is just going to be spoilered
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    While looking across these on tumblr, I came across the tag 'stickyfur'. I wouldn't recommend looking into it.
     
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    Double Dragon

    Double Dragon a streetfighting beat 'em up, but much nastier

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  8. These are all horrible fursuits, I'm impressed.

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    yawning sneasel Manager
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  9. I am absolutely sure that the guy inside this orange pony thing died of overheating. Maybe a long time ago. But no one has noticed yet, because more intensive smells are not really unusual on conventions, especially furry conventions where human bodily fluids mix with polyester.
     
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    Smiling Honeybadger

    Smiling Honeybadger Still on the search for some super smart Title.

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    Does it count if they have no fur and yet, call it a fursuit? :\
     
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  11. Wat.
     
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  12. The normal sneakers juxtaposed to the rest of him kills me
     
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    Double Dragon

    Double Dragon a streetfighting beat 'em up, but much nastier

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  13. Does this guy count?

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    Barbarella

    Barbarella Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake.
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  14. If this were a costume students horror prop it would be really good - it's unsettling in a way that a lot of horror media aimed at the teen demographic wish they could achieve.
     
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    Geo

    Geo Serious Rockmongler

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    Ted_Breakfast

    Ted_Breakfast What'll it be, boys?

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    Shaftie The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it
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  16. I almost died choking on my drink when I scrolled past this one. Whoever made this is a genius and I only hope for good things for them.
     
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    Yaks

    Yaks Beware of young girls...
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  17. I think I've figured out the main thing about bad fursuits that's the weirdest part.

    It's the eyes. No matter the rest of the design, the worst ones always have these odd, glassy staring eyes.

    It's like wearing an autist suit.
     
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    Sable

    Sable DANGEROUSLY FESTIVE

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