Joshua Wise & Stephen Boyd The Bad Beginning

[Lum_Invader]

The fact that they kept this up for this long. Who's the sped now fuckers?

 

[Marvin]

The chances of these guys getting convicted of any crime is low. The most likely charge would be criminal harassment. But it lacks certain elements. Like Chris would have to be being forced to talk to them, instead he just plays along to his own detriment. If these guys were constantly ringing his phone all day and night that would be different. The point just is Chris always has the opportunity to just close discord and not deal with idiots so it would make a charge like that hard to stick. The blackmailing part makes it a bit more serious and could be considered use of force. But even if these guys were charged with criminal harassment the judge would also look over Chris's past criminal record and see that he has a habit of being a pest wherever he goes and always somehow seeks out negative attention making conviction even more unlikely. At least that's how it would happen here in Canada and Canada has a lot stricter hate speech crimes than the USA.

I do have to give the assholes a bit of credit though for immediately stopping Chris when he threatened suicide and asked repeatedly for him to not ever threaten suicide again. Shows they're not just total sociopaths as bad as they are though

You're not a lawyer. Criminal harassment is not being considered. The crime is extortion and they trivially hit all the requirements. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrj8LUEgVDo

 

[Zaragoza]

All that with no response from Chris in between. That’s so fucking embarrasing.

Would have been fucking funny if they ended up erping after Chris left, with R. Kelly's Bump and Grind playing softly in the background.

 

[RG 448]

You're not a lawyer. Criminal harassment is not being considered. The crime is extortion and they trivially hit all the requirements. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrj8LUEgVDo

Let’s be real here, yes actual laws have been broken and the evidence is thoroughly documented, but any judge is going to take one look at that sonichu medallion and yell “JULLAAAAY” before throwing the case out and prank calling chris later to scream about being batman. That’s just how normal, rational people in a professional legal setting act.

 

[TiggerNits]

Let’s be real here, yes actual laws have been broken and the evidence is thoroughly documented, but any judge is going to take one look at that sonichu medallion and yell “JULLAAAAY” before throwing the case out and prank calling chris later to scream about being batman. That’s just how normal, rational people in a professional legal setting act.

As someone who has done legal investigations, this feels like it should be true

 

[Splendid]

So from the thread title can I assume that there are going to be 6 more books?

 

[White bubblegum]

So from the thread title can I assume that there are going to be 6 more books?

Wise and Boyd to the classic Chris trolls are like Brian Herbert to the original Dune books. A shitty sequel that nobody asked for.

 

[AnOminous]

Let’s be real here, yes actual laws have been broken and the evidence is thoroughly documented, but any judge is going to take one look at that sonichu medallion and yell “JULLAAAAY” before throwing the case out and prank calling chris later to scream about being batman.

The gatekeeper here is the prosecution, not the judge. No judge is going to say "well, yeah, crimes were committed but lol retard case dismissed."

 

[White bubblegum]

The gatekeeper here is the prosecution, not the judge. No judge is going to say "well, yeah, crimes were committed but lol exceptional individual case dismissed."

How do we get past this?

 

[Eryngium]

I wonder if these two faggots are the sole people role playing as anime girls on the 4chan and 8chan, if they get party vanned will be free from their faggotry for eternity?

 

[Echo_Ender]

There's a fucking horse that was Joshua Wise's OC from September named Kunt E' Nyuget. It is shit colored with neon blue hair and is the ugliest, dumbest fucking thing ever but since then Chris has canonized it, adopted it, makes comics starring it, and I think Kunt is even Nightstar's lover.

I just want to shake him. Chris, get rid of the fucking shit-colored vagina snot poney and replace it with something pretty and fun.

Well, unfortunately, Chris has a tendency to get attached to shitty, joke OCs (Simonchu/Simonola is a good example) for a good while.

But eventually he WILL get bored of them. When was the last time we saw Simonola?


Unrelated, but I have a question: Is there somewhere else they were telling Chris to do stuff on? I feel like we were missing a large chunk of the conversation where they told Chris to make his video, to draw "Crossbone Dicks", show his mom, ect.

 

[PuckishRogue]

Well, unfortunately, Chris has a tendency to get attached to shitty, joke OCs (Simonchu/Simonola is a good example) for a good while.

But eventually he WILL get bored of them. When was the last time we saw Simonola?


Unrelated, but I have a question: Is there somewhere else they were telling Chris to do stuff on? I feel like we were missing a large chunk of the conversation where they told Chris to make his video, to draw "Crossbone Dicks", show his mom, ect.

We're likely just not being shown those specific bits.

 

[RG 448]

How do we get past this?

Fake like you’re going one way then dart the other while they’re off-balance. That’s how I escaped the courtroom when I was on trial.

 

[Mason Verger]

Well, unfortunately, Chris has a tendency to get attached to shitty, joke OCs (Simonchu/Simonola is a good example) for a good while.

But eventually he WILL get bored of them. When was the last time we saw Simonola?

My concern is the eventually part.

Chris is REALLY into Kun tynugget right now, now imagine Chris ever has to confront Wise face to face? He takes one look at Wise, one look at the invisible pony standing next to him, and tells the judge that he has "spoken to Kun Tnyugget, and Kun says Josh is still a good kid, and would you please drop all charges, beacause love is love and ponies stand together.".

 

[PuckishRogue]

My concern is the eventually part.

Chris is REALLY into Kun tynugget right now, now imagine Chris ever has to confront Wise face to face? He takes one look at Wise, one look at the invisible pony standing next to him, and tells the judge that he has "spoken to Kun Tnyugget, and Kun says Josh is still a good kid, and would you please drop all charges, beacause love is love and ponies stand together.".

I think we'd run that risk a little bit more if Wise were a particularly pretty girl (or guy, I guess?) As it stands, Wise cheated him out of toy money and made him beat the shit out of himself.

 

[zap2theextreme]

My concern is the eventually part.

Chris is REALLY into Kun tynugget right now, now imagine Chris ever has to confront Wise face to face? He takes one look at Wise, one look at the invisible pony standing next to him, and tells the judge that he has "spoken to Kun Tnyugget, and Kun says Josh is still a good kid, and would you please drop all charges, beacause love is love and ponies stand together.".

Chris is still out there saying stupid shit like how he feels like he needs to thank Wise and Boyd for "adding more connection" between him and CWCville.
They really fucked his head up, it's scary.

 

[Mason Verger]

I think we'd run that risk a little bit more if Wise were a particularly pretty girl (or guy, I guess?) As it stands, Wise cheated him out of toy money and made him beat the shit out of himself.

The fucked up part is, Chris doesn't have to find Wise attractive, just Wises' Pony self. And right now, Kun Tynugget is as sexy to him as 1995 Pam Anderson covered in warm honey:

 

[Bunny]

@Null, are these twats still harassing Chris? I know in the last post you said you had told Chris that the whole laser from the moon pointed at CWCville wasn't real and he was angry. I'm just a little confused. Sorry if this is a dumb question.

 

[TiggerNits]

Autism is the tamest and scariest form of madness

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

@Null, are these twats still harassing Chris? I know in the last post you said you had told Chris that the whole laser from the moon pointed at CWCville wasn't real and he was angry. I'm just a little confused. Sorry if this is a dumb question.

No. Their bs is still affecting Chris but they lost control of him around May