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Discussion in 'Art & Literature' started by Dr W, Aug 9, 2018 at 11:41 AM.

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  3. What the fuck?

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  1. Anyone up for really bad Inuyasha yuri?

    I made a friend in the bathroom is about Kagome walking into Kikyou masturbating in a bathroom, them having public bathroom sex, and then plotting to kill InuYasha for... reasons. Died prematurely, as fics tend to do, but that first chapter alone is significant enough for a read. Warning: lots of giant paragraphs of DOOM

    Generically titled Kagome and Sango, this involves Kagome and Sango having sex with vacuum cleaners and eels. Lots and lots of eel play. 10,000 fucking words worth. I could easily cross post this one into the fanfiction horrors thread.
     
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  2. Wherein Wonder Woman is turned into a cow and mi.lked. Rape, body mod, all that shit...

    WONDER WOMAN VERSUS THE DAIRY FARMER

    There's copies of this one all over the web, but I figure a fanfic like this deserves the BDSM library. I'm not even sure where I first read this one. It is sure as hell nothing I went looking for.
     
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  3. Nevermind, it was deleted but are damn lucky because that was a 10 that woulf be an 11 on how awful in evey it was.

    Is it okay if in the forn of a mocking? I couldn't find a version without that stuff so i l tried to find something just as bad, i ended scarring my fucking mind.

    https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9098948/8/MST3K-The-Fanfiction-Initiative
     
    #43 Zaryiu, Aug 9, 2018 at 8:36 PM
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  4. Dr W

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  5. So, how bad was my fanfic that I started writing?
     
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  6. It was too short to be particularly scarring, in my own opinion. I am currently reading Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami and I am convinced it was written by a rather dull thirteen year old, or a troll pretending to be one.
     
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  7. Oh, don't worry, there are more chapters to come. I'll keep you in the know.

    Sorry my badfic's first chapter was so short, I was writing it on the fly.
     
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  8. Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami can best be described as a hilarious fever dream. There was so much stupid crap in it that I couldn't follow what was going on at all.

    I give it an eight, but I'm pretty sure it's a dedicated troll.
     
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  9. Um what about the one i linked?
     
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  10. Missed it, on it right now. I'm still burning my soul out with Star Fox fanfic at the moment.

    Afterwards, I think I'll graduate to Sonic fics.

    Edit: Link is dead
     
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  11. Well i can tell you the name to look for: MST3K The Fanfiction Initiative chapter 8
     
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  12. On it now. I'm currently also compiling a Google doc of all the fanfiction I've read.

    I will unleash it when it is ready, and I will update you soon on your fanfic.

    Edit: Extremely sorry for the delay, I was busy.

    I found those fics far more hilarious than scarring, though. Nice find.
     
    #54 Dr W, Aug 10, 2018 at 6:18 PM
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  13. Even the Videl abortion story? That wasn't funny in my opinion, it's so out of character and [SPOILER="the baby that was aborted? It's Pan, this reek of a revenge fic[/SPOILER] and the original version didn't have the MST3K treatment, it was completly serious
     
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    Latias I just think they're neat.

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  15. Yes, even the Videl abortion story. I found it hysterical just due to how robotic the dialogue was and the sheer absurdity of an abortion fetish.
     
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  16. This was another too short to be too scarring one. Notice how the ones I posted on page 1 were all quite long? That's how you make them stick.
     
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  17. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3581834/1/The-Art-of-Forbidden-Love

    First thing that happens is a little Shinx cub becomes sad when he watches his Beautifly friend get eaten alive. Then he saves a Mareep from a steel trap, and when he tells his mother she gets mad at him for making friends with his food, and it's all downhill from there. Oh, and it's an erotica, too.

    And yes, I said "cub". They're only kids.
     
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  18. Well that was an adventure, to say the least. It's barely comprehensible how these characters act and react to everything, and it's trying to be grimdark Pokemon without being grimdark or really Pokemon at all. But I would rate it a seven, it was short, demented, and full of awful sex scenes. Seriously, who uses the phrase "bodily fluid" in a sex scene? Did someone thing the that would be sexy?
     
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