The "Best" Of Steam Greenlight - $100 for GOTY

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spaps

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You knuckleheads and dang dirty trolls wanna know something funny?

The 'developers' of Gender Bender Return of the Unnecessarily Long Name are asking 25 dollars for their product. Yes, the slide show of public domain music, terrible writing which isn't even grammatically correct or spelled properly, and animu drawings which weren't even produced with anatomy, knowledge of layering, or any form of creative design

Twenty five dollars.

Twenty five dollars.

Twenty five dollars
You know what's even funnier about GBDNATE, and all Renpy games? You can easily swap out the image and sound files, no mod tools required. They're literally all thrown into one folder, so I replaced the menu music with Biggie Smalls vs. Thomas the Tank Engine, an image of the red-haired girl with a picture of Adam Sandler, and changed some of the select screen images. You can even open the games up in Renpy and probably make changes to the code. How are these games considered Steam quality?
 

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ORIGINAL CHARACTER DESIGN DO NOT STEAL


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FUCK
 

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And there's some even worse update pics out there.

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The last one is before she, um... starts a realistic two hour constant masturbation session, or so it seems. I'm not quite mad enough to want to try to get the demo.
 

spaps

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The last one is before she, um... starts a realistic two hour constant masturbation session, or so it seems.
WRITING SO GOOD IT'S WORTH 25 DOLLARS!
FORK OUT YOUR DOSH, BOYS! WE'VE FOUND A TRUE EXAMPLE OF VIDEO GAMES AS AN ART!
 

exball

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WRITING SO GOOD IT'S WORTH 25 DOLLARS!
FORK OUT YOUR DOSH, BOYS! WE'VE FOUND A TRUE EXAMPLE OF VIDEO GAMES AS AN ART!
You call this art? Clearly you've never played the classic masterpiece Custer's Revenge.
 

spaps

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You call this art? Clearly you've never played the classic masterpiece Custer's Revenge.
Well I'm obviously being sarcastic. Could you not tell by the caps lock? :roll:
 

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The concept of Greenlight was good, but sadly idiots who think they are GAMUR DEVELOPURS make shitty games that end up having ridicilous price tags. Sadly good games like Papers, Please and such get buried in shits like Gender Bender Holy Shit That's A Long Fucking Stupid Name.
 

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Last one for now.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=288952669
My Name is Addiction

WARNING:
PLAYERS UNDER THE AGE OF 16 SHOULD NOT VIEW THIS PAGE. THIS GAME IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THIS NOVEL INVOLVES PORNOGRAPHY ADDICTION.

THERE IS HOWEVER NO PORN WITHIN THE PRODUCT ITSELF OR ON THIS PAGE. AGAIN, THERE IS ZERO PORN IN THE NOVEL OR ON THIS PAGE.

Please note that the legality of pornography is not at all discussed or even mentioned within the novel. This novel is not anti-porn propaganda. I myself believe porn should be legal because prohibition doesn't work.

The game does contain nudity but far less than most M-Rated titles and it is all drawn.

My Name is Addiction is a visual novel wherein you experience vicariously what it is like to be a porn addict. The novel covers many themes within that context and certain scenes will potentially disturb viewers. Beta testers have cried during certain segments!
Looks scary right? :roll: Okay, now look at the trailer video and how far you can take this submission seriously with perfectly drawn body parts.

 

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The concept of Greenlight was good, but sadly idiots who think they are GAMUR DEVELOPURS make shitty games that end up having ridicilous price tags. Sadly good games like Papers, Please and such get buried in shits like Gender Bender Holy Shit That's A Long Fucking Stupid Name.
Gender Blender TSA Twitter Exstream and the like such as the *insert word here* simulators bury good games since the devs think they are people who will like playing their games. No doubt there could be some fans but really who would want to spend $25 for Gender Bender? And with Chipsse Solid 3 Alan Pardew had shown us, one can see just how low Greenlight sinks to with quality.
 

ASoulMan

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Steam Greenlight is like the video game equivalent to DeviantART.

That genderbending game looks like it came straight out of a fetishist's DA gallery.
 

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A-Stump

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Last one for now.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=288952669
My Name is Addiction


Looks scary right? :roll: Okay, now look at the trailer video and how far you can take this submission seriously with perfectly drawn body parts.



I lost my shit at the voice acting. I'm not going to lie...It's actually a very clever idea. An idea that wasn't executed well. If I made a game about pornography addiction I'd make everything within the character's frame of mind slowly decay until all the female character's were hideous abominations like the nurses with the fucked up faces in Silent Hill 2. Of course that's not really dealing with the subject matter very seriously, but it's better than some fifteen year old breathing heavily into a five dollar mic.
 

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Another animu game got greenlit: HuniePop
This is an open ended dating sim that gives you the freedom to play how you want. You can spend your time with your favorite girl, building a strong connection and discovering more about her past, her personality, and her aspirations. Orrrr, you can invite a different girl to the bar every night and see what happens. We don't judge, we just try to make every play style as fun and rewarding as the next. :)

 

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Another animu game got greenlit: HuniePop
This is an open ended dating sim that gives you the freedom to play how you want. You can spend your time with your favorite girl, building a strong connection and discovering more about her past, her personality, and her aspirations. Orrrr, you can invite a different girl to the bar every night and see what happens. We don't judge, we just try to make every play style as fun and rewarding as the next. :)

I'm having flashbacks to when Newgrounds was a new thing.

I had doubts that I could make a decent game but after looking at this thread, I wonder what the hell is holding me back from trying.