The "Best" Of Steam Greenlight - $100 for GOTY

[José Mourinho]

FROM THE CREATORS OF ASTRAL FOREVER....

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=407704582

Porridge Simulator

I was very upset after the failure of my game ASTRALFOREVER . My soul was lost . Save my soul . Also came to the conclusion that steam users don't need such highly intellectual game as ASTRALFOREVER ,then eat the same thing happened . Best wishes .

 

[José Mourinho]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

https://archive.md/OkhwC

Loading Screen Simulator 2015 - is just a small silly game, that I made in 2 days, just because I was bored

This is a clicker style game with a lot of waiting. Gameplay of this game is simple, but very addictive. You click on the "Earn money" button, earn money, buy upgrades in the shop, wait, repeat. And in the end, when the progress bar is full, you will get something very interesting, but i am not going to tell you what, it is a secret

This game was inspired by Garry's mod. I was sitting and waiting when the server is going to load. 10 minutes, 20, 30, 1 hour, RAGE QUIT! Then i decided to make a game about it

You can play this game here http://cakeeatergames.ucoz.ru/index/loading_screen_simulator_2015/0-16

Music was downloaded from http://incompetech.com/

https://archive.md/o/OkhwC/https://steamcommunity.com/linkfilter/?url=http://incompetech.com/

 

[DuskEngine]

Apparently as far as I know, if you spend just $100, you can submit as many submissions as you like for Greenlight as $100 is just a one-time fee.

Which leads to crap like this:

Seriously, this loser spends $100 just to spam NEED FOR SPEED fake submissions almost every day. It's gonna take some time before he's banned for submitting Greenlight submissions.

how would you possibly make money off that
Even if the game gets greenlit, there's no way it's not getting removed for IP infringement

 

[XYZpdq]

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=294518386
Wild Animal Racing

....check out these amazing graphics guize!

It's no "Zoo Race".

Also this makes me want to get some friends drunk and convince them to troll Steam with stupid shit.

 

[KingofManga420]

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=297119005
Inconnu1 (Titre provisoire)

Via the power of Unity and colour pencil drawings comes a brand new GOTY platformer.

Kengle made a game?

 

[c-no]

Apparently, Greenlight removed a homophobic game.
https://archive.md/v3EPY

Honestly I can only wonder if the game was made in an attempt to be edgy or because the developer really wishes homosexuals would die. Either way, the dev lost a $100 in submitting the game.

 

[AnOminous]

Apparently, Greenlight removed a homophobic game.
https://archive.md/v3EPY

Honestly I can only wonder if the game was made in an attempt to be edgy or because the developer really wishes homosexuals would die. Either way, the dev lost a $100 in submitting the game.

$100 isn't much for some retarded edgelord to get news stories for submitting some fucked-up thing. It's cheap publicity.

Look how much publicity Wu got for a shitty game that will never come out anyway.

 

[Konstantinos]

I'd like to present to you all Three Days, an allegedly SCP-themed vidya game.

I don't mean to sound like a cynic, but I loathe all of the generic "Survivin' and crafting" games that clog the Greenlight section. It's all the same trite: you wake up in the randomly-generated wilderness (a feature the devs will probably make an effort to point out), you pick up sticks, pick up rocks, craft stuff, repeat, and then you win. Or if there aren't any winning parameters, the game gets boring and you cast it away.

Then there's this game, Three Days. It vaguely describes the dangers of "SCP-2432," an SCP which doesn't seem to exist. As far as I can see, you could remove any SCP elements from the game and it wouldn't change anything. The actual gameplay doesn't have anything to do with the Foundation beyond being yet another survival/crafting game. I feel like the dev behind this is shoehorning the SCP monkier onto his game in the hopes that it'll sell better.

 

[c-no]

I'd like to present to you all Three Days, an allegedly SCP-themed vidya game.

I don't mean to sound like a cynic, but I loathe all of the generic "Survivin' and crafting" games that clog the Greenlight section. It's all the same trite: you wake up in the randomly-generated wilderness (a feature the devs will probably make an effort to point out), you pick up sticks, pick up rocks, craft stuff, repeat, and then you win. Or if there aren't any winning parameters, the game gets boring and you cast it away.

Then there's this game, Three Days. It vaguely describes the dangers of "SCP-2432," an SCP which doesn't seem to exist. As far as I can see, you could remove any SCP elements from the game and it wouldn't change anything. The actual gameplay doesn't have anything to do with the Foundation beyond being yet another survival/crafting game. I feel like the dev behind this is shoehorning the SCP monkier onto his game in the hopes that it'll sell better.

It doesn't help that it's all the same trite because the devs just want to try and make money off their generic Minecraft/Don't Starve clone. As for this barely SCP related game, the dev said to one user (who owns Don't Starve and The Forest) that the game will have a sense of story to it and creation system that is "easy to learn, hard to master". I'm sure the two games the user owned do have a story to them.

 

[José Mourinho]

Time to bump this thread with one more shitfest.

http://archive.md/j4Zh7/2d1208589c978937879e3cd5f42e51897d8ebec5​

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=648769826
http://archive.md/j4Zh7

The first Fmv fps game ever made .

30 billions years after Manbusters took the world with the power of Men, the beloved team makes its come-back !! with women ... Developer Alain Lagacé brings his fresh parody on the table, joined by the coolest actors : Jérémy Lachance , Jacob Lavoie ,Vincent Rousseau and more !

Gameplay :
The game is a simple Fps with a big twist !! All the animations are made in real life , Hands , gun ,and even more (Look at the video/screenshots for a bigger understanding )

( Reviews from the testers )
7/10 The fmv part of the game is very interesting
-Dunpack

9/10 The jokes are pretty fun
-JaquePoulet23

10/10 At least it's better than the movie
-Vivaldin

8/10 The gameplay is interesting , but the jokes are not that good
-Paul230

 

[c-no]

Time to bump this thread with one more shitfest.

http://archive.md/j4Zh7/2d1208589c978937879e3cd5f42e51897d8ebec5​

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=648769826
http://archive.md/j4Zh7

First FMV FPS? I'm pretty sure that somewhere out there in the 90's, someone beaten these guys when Doom was the greatest game back then and FMVs were the newest gimmick to try and cash in on.

 

[Krampus]

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=654553347