the biggest problem in our relationship... -

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True & Honest Fan
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Anyone cat6ch the nice cut where Becky asked AL what she was looking and AL said "My ugly.." I bet shes got more sores on her arm

Also LOL @ Becky acting like she would beat up anyone.View attachment 878661
Holy shit Becky has the same totally off-center teeth Amberlynn and Tom Cruise has; one of her front teeth is directly below her septum.
 

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how do you even have a sex drive when you weigh like 500 pounds
You don't. It's widely known that libido is virtually non-existent in the morbidly obese due to a combination of fucked-up hormones and sheer physical impossibility. You can guarantee that anytime Amber plays up the "Tee hee hee" sex talk or innuendo, it's to show the hayders that THEY TOTALLY HAVE SEX, GUISE!

It's just another character trait that proves they've never progressed past the mental age of young, virgin teenagers.
 

babaGAReeb

& Knuckles
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Becky and amber have never had sex
how do you know though?

oh yeah there wouldve been earthquakes or other natural disasters happening if they did
You don't. It's widely known that libido is virtually non-existent in the morbidly obese due to a combination of fucked-up hormones and sheer physical impossibility. You can guarantee that anytime Amber plays up the "Tee hee hee" sex talk or innuendo, it's to show the hayders that THEY TOTALLY HAVE SEX, GUISE!

It's just another character trait that proves they've never progressed past the mental age of young, virgin teenagers.
so you need to be at least 200 kilos to be a real asexual?

not that hard to do for those sjws i guess
 

Keyboard Warrior

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Should of just titled this, "Freudian" because it was filled with slips...

Amber: Disclaimer--I look a hot mess.
Becky: Same.


Translation: Becky agrees Amber looks a hot mess. lol

Amber: Becky, do you want to grow your hair long?
Becky: Hmm..in the summertime, it kinda sucks cause it's really hot. But, everybody else is sayin' to do it, so....


Translation: Amber doesn't like it, so that's why.

The question of where they would go back in time. Amber wanted to be there when Becky came out or when her nephew died, "...cause I feel like I can soothe people really well, like when I really truly have to."

Translation: I can be EXTRA convincing when the situation calls for it. Ok, sociopath.


Question: What's Becky's challenge with your weight?
Becky: Um, I feel like I have to do a lot of things without you.

Translation: I do everything for your lard ass, and you never reciprocate.

Question: When are you guys gonna buy health insurance?
Amber: She has health insurance.

Translation: I have no intention of paying for shit I can scam for free by driving further and further distances.


Question: Do you work together?
Amber: Technically...

Translation: Pretending we love each other is a full-time job that neither of us can quit because I ate myself into immobility and she lacks self-esteem.

(Mostly what I took from this was how much Becky looks like she's either gonna cry at any moment or kill a bitch. I've never seen someone filled with so much contempt before.)
 

L_I_F_T_E_D

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the biggest problem in our relationship... - 8/6/2019 (Day 49 of this 100-Day Nightmare)
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:

- We're BACK in the hotel room. More fucking asinine video content they filmed sitting in the same place in the same chairs at the same camera angle blathering off useless content.

- It's a Q&A video! (All of your Qs from over a fucking MONTH ago may get some As - as long as you weren't a boolly or a haydur, I'll bet!) You can probably skip as this is all going to be either lahs or pointless or both. Not even going to try making too many jokes about what the REAL answers to all these questions should be. This video was too mind-numbing to recap as is.

- YOU DO NOT GET TO BE THE HOT MESS IF HAMBER IS THE HOT MESS. NarcLynn in full effect.

Q: Would you kill for each other?
Necky: Immediate "yes".

Q: What style would you love to see one time on the other one?
Necky would like to see Hamber "really dark" (*avoids eye contact with BeetusPaws*)
Hamber would like to see Necky "dressed up to the nahns" which to her means "girly". Necky would not want to wear a tuxedo. Hamber would love to see Necky in a tux. Necky may be "butch", but would want to wear a wedding dress- *immediately cuts to next question as Hamber avoids wedding talk*

Q: Do the two of you have a hypothetical "hall pass"? If so, who?
Hamber giggles thinking about naughty bits and the six-man team it would take to unfold all of the flab to gain access to hers.
Hamber answers "Kate Winslett" for Necky.
Necky understands she wouldn't even be allowed even a hypothetical "hall pass" from HamBeast.
Hamber reconfirms that by not allowing Necky to touch Kate with a ten-foot pole, not even a hug or handshake. (Controlling much?)
Necky knows Hamber would love to smother Miley Cyrus with all that GORL, but also wouldn't want to give permission.

Q: Becky, what's your favorite horror movie?
Hamber decides to randomly "sing".
Necky was scared by Annabelle: Creations.

Q: Do you think about getting an apartment or house just for you two?
Necky: Yes. It WILL happen.
Hamber: I want it to be like a "surprise moment". (If she thinks making it a surprise will be in any way "interesting" or not result in everyone still knowing exactly where they live, she's wrong on all accounts.)

Q: Becky, will you ever let Amberlynn do your makeup for a video?
Hamber answers "yes" for Necky, like the bitch she is.
Necky begrudgingly accepts, but has a thing with stuff around her eyes (like the BeetusPaws).

Q: Becky, do you want to grow your hair long?
Necky wouldn't want to in the summer due to the heat, but "everyone is saying to do it, so..."

Q: Becky, what are your top 5 favorite bands?
Necky: Depeche Mode, Clams Casino, [emeer?], Cypress Hill, Dram

Q: If you two could travel into each others' pasts, where would you go and what would you do?
Necky would go to Hamber's teenage years because she was "wild" and try to STOP Hamber from doing stupid stuff.
Hamber NOT PLEASED.
Hamber would go to when Necky came out to be there for her or when Sean died because HAMBER GOOD AT SOOTHES. *shudders to remember any ASMR video she's ever made*

Q: What's something the other person does that always makes you laugh?
Necky laughs when Hamber sings "the Lion King song".
6:38 - Hamber admits she is "a different person off-camera", suggesting all her videos are literal trolling and cash-grab clickbait nonsense.
Hamber apparently laughs when Necky dances. RudeLynn!

GHOST BULLSHIT!

Q: What's Becky's biggest challenge with YOUR weight? (No hate, I love you both, promise!)
Necky feels like she has to do a lot of things without Hamber.
Hamber: "A lot of people think, 'Oh, Amberlynn, you can just get up and walk.'" (NOBODY THINKS THAT. YOU ARE A LAZY IMMOBILE PILE OF USELESS ROTTING FLESH.) "I can't go to any store unless they have a scooter."

(Really hoping THAT was related to the title of the video, because that IS the "biggest problem". YOU are too fucking big, and YOU are a fucking problem, Hamberlynn.)

Q: Did any of you have feelings for another person during your relationship?
HamberTheBigMouthedBass appears as Necky has to THINK about that answer at all.
Necky: Yes, in a different relationship, but she did not act on it.
Hamber: NO. That's "mental cheeteen".

Q: Where does Becky get inspiration for her paintings?
Necky: No. No inspiration. Just "if two colors go together good".

Q: When are you guys going to buy health insurance?
Necky has health insurance, apparently. Hamber completely avoids answering that question about herself or WHEN she intends to buy any for herself.

Q: Do you work together?
Hamber: Technically!

Q: What is one problem that you guys argue about the most?
Necky: What to do, because she's very indecisive.
Hamber doubts that answer but cuts straight to the next question because ControllingLynn says so.

Q: I feel like Becky isn't her true self with you.
THAT HURT THE HAMBEAST'S FEELEENS TO READ.
Necky: She holds back a lot on the camera. This is not her "true self". Because they get so much hate, Necky doesn't want her "true self" to be attacked.
(More admission that whatever you see on these videos is fake as fuck?)

(Becky - if you don't want to be hated for being your true self in Amberlynn's videos, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE THAT IS ALL SHE IS/DOES.)

Hamber rants against the #FreeBecky haydurs because they don't KNOW what their REAL relationship is off-camera.

Apparently they could be MAKING OUT on camera and would STILL get hate from people saying "they don't even like doing that together".

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, AMBERLYNN. You post a video of you and Becky "making out" and I bet that the comments would NOT be claiming you two don't like making out with each other. (They will be too busy making OTHER comments about the retching and dry-heaving they're experiencing and that THEY don't like seeing it, but they wouldn't challenge your affection for each other in that moment.)

Q: What's a weird quirk (Hamber pronounces "quork" multiple times) about the other person that you've noticed over the years?
Necky: Hamber likes to make "random like singing noises" and it's really bad. Other people in the "nice expensive hotel" *rolls eyes* must hate her for her singing noises.
Hamber: Necky has a bad memory.
Necky: No, just a bad short-term memory.
Hamber: She always has to have posters on the wall! So quirky!

HAMBER NEARLY TOPPLES AND MAKES A HORRIFIC NOISE - so of course it's repeated ad nauseum for 10 full seconds.

Q: Is Becky sleeping in the living room because you both can't fit in the same bed?
Necky: YOU CAN FIT TWO PEOPLE BETWEEN US IN THAT BED.
Hamber: It's a king-sized bed. The bed in the hotel is a queen-size and they both fit.
*inaudible mumbles about "Pillow Mountain"*

Q: I know you love soups, do you like pho (mispronounces "faux")? I'm obsessed with it.
Hamber: Never had it, wants to try it (because it's food).

Q: What does Becky eat on the daily since she's super-picky?
Necky: Chicken. Green beans or broccoli, or snap peas by themselves.
*Hamber makes a heaving face upon hearing vegetable words?*
Necky doesn't eat a lot during the day because she hasn't had much of an appetite (very common when forced to constantly be around stink-loads like Hamber all day every day); mostly eats dinner.

Q: Why are all Becky's posters gone from the bedroom wall?
Both: They aren't.

Q: I love you both very much. You guys give me hope for a relationship.
Both: Appreciated.
(Every comment on the video: YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS A SHAM, YOU'RE BOTH FAKE, AMBERLYNN IS A CONTROLLING BITCH AND BECKY NEEDS TO FLEE.)

TL;DR: The title of the video was not actually a question in the Q&A (clickbait). The true answer derived from the actual questions seems to be that both of them are completely fake in every video, so the biggest problem in the relationship would be the pure fact that Hamberlynn HAS this channel and MAKES these videos.
 

Diet Coke 4 Life

When I peek, it is in the line of duty.
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That moment when you to go post, and you realize you just got beat. Whatever. I will post the results of my suffering under a spoiler tag instead.

0:00 “Hey guise!” Fuck me.
0:04 “So here’s a little disclaimer. I look like a hot mess.” And this is different how?
0:08-0:17 Now it’s back and forth as Necky and AL try to outdo one another in the ‘I look so shitty’ conversation. This is fucking riveting.
0:30 Oh, she challenged people to be creative with their relationship questions on Instagram, then says “We’ll see if you guys can be creative or not.” Bitch, don’t behave like you’re not filtering through these questions and picking only the ones you like.
F….. let’s just get to the questions.


Q: Would you kill for each other?
B: “Yeah.” (Amber looks horrified) She now discusses how she wanted to rage mode against the Walmart lady.
A: “Babe, I wouldn’t literally kill.” But then reverses that and says ‘only if someone was going to kill you.’ Becky keeps blathering that the lady at Walmart was being so rude she deserved it. Keep it classy, Necks.


Q: What style would you love to see one time on the other one?
B: “Like a really dark.” Say wha?
A: “I want to see you dressed up to the nines. Girly. Girly girly girly.” To which Becky mutters about girly as opposed to that’s better than a tuxedo. Which gets an obnoxious “Whaaaaat?” from DipshitLynn


Q: “Do the two of you have a hypothetical hall pass? If so, who?”
A: “Kate Winslet, for her.” And then they talk about how there’s no hall pass, and that Becky wouldn’t be able to touch her with a ten foot pole.
B: “So you with Miley Cyrus, I wouldn’t give her permission to do everything.” To which Amber replies that “She wouldn’t even touch me.” No shit.


Q: “Becky, what’s your favorite horror movie?”
A: (as Becky’s trying to think of an answer, Bitchomongous blurts out for her) Life Styles of the Rich and Famous!
B: Bleh bleh bleh Annabelle creations (which Amber goes That’s gooooood)


Q: “Do you think about getting an apartment or house just for you two?”
B: “Oh yeah.”
A “That definitely will happen.” Ya know, if you mentioned this to Rickie, he’d probably have your horde out on the front lawn in an hour flat.


Q: “Would you let Amberlynn do your makeup for you?”
B: Mumbles on about how she would, but she’d be a flinching blinking mess around the eyes. Fuck, I’m getting bored. And AMBER, SHUT UP.


Q: “Becky, do you want to grow your hair long?”
B: “In the summer time it sucks because it’s hot, but it’s what other people tell me to do.”
A: “You should do what you want to do.” SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. This coming from the walrus who gave Becky shade about short hair making fat girls’ faces look bad?! You shitburglar, trying to toss off the obvious shade that’s plowing into your face! (First break for newly restocked beer)


Q: “Becky, what are your top five favorite bands?”
B: “As of late, Depeche Mode, …. ((I’m sorry, with that imaginary cock in her mouth that she’s mumbling around I can’t understand shit - plus she doesn’t know how to pronounce the names of the bands she’s listening to)) Cypress Hill (to which she knows one song), and ((something else I can’t understand because she speaks about her favorite bands so clearly and concisely)).”
Q: “If you two could travel into each others’ past, where would you go and what would you do?”
B “I would go into your teenage year because you said you used to be really wild.” Because she would want to discourage her.
A “WHY? Because I experienced it then means I don’t want to experience it now.” And then they argue about the merits of being a dumbass at any point in your life - Becky stating she has never really been wild, dumb and reckless, and Amber whining incrushiateenly about how it was fun and it’s good to be a fuckin’ r-etard. Then she gets around to answering. “I would want to go back to when you came out, because I’d want to be there for you, because I feel like I can soothe people really well when I really, truly have to.” Then she’s apparently tearing up.
Q: “What’s something the other person does that always makes you laugh:
B: “There’s quite a few things you do.” Amber looks shocked. “Like when you sing your lion king theme song, and you do your little nose twitch” And Amber’s going off on how she’s totally herself for the camera.
A: “The first thing I thought of is when you dance.” Becky looks offended/confused.
Now they’re blathering about how a literal ghost just happened because things made noise.


Q: “What’s Becky’s biggest challenge with your weight?”
B: “I have to do a lot of things without you.” How about you tell us about wiping her ass? Quit covering for your walrus.
A: “A lot of people thing “Oh Amberlynn, you can just get up and walk. You don’t need a scooter.” But I can’t. I need a scooter.” Then DumbassLynn doesn’t realize that tunnels and caves aren’t synonymous with one another. Gah.


“VACAY SITUATION” (sorry, beer time)


Q: “Did any of you ever have feelings for another person during your relationship?”
B: “Nooooo.”
A “She had to think about that, I feel.”
B “Not with you.”


Q: “Where does Becky get inspiration for her paintings?”
B: “I don’t really have many paintings.” You have no paintings. You have crayon. Amberlynn even shades that it’s ‘cute.’ Either she needs that thesaurus situation or it’s shit and even Amberlynn notices.


Q: “When are you two going to get insurance?”
A: (pointing at Neck) “She has insurance.”


Q: “What is one problem you guys argue about the most?”


B: “Probably about what to do because I’m very indecisive.”
A: (Cuntylynn comes to the surface) “Is /that/ how you’re going to answer?”
Q: “Ooooo, someone says I feel that Becky isn’t her true self with you.”
B: “I am with Amberlynn. I hold back a lot on the camera.”
A: “That kinda hurt me just to read.”
Blah blah blah blah I don’t fucking care, Necky. Your actual true self is a spare tire holding up a marble head. And Amber, you don’t need to speak for her, you asshat. And calling her a ‘timid self’? Shady fuck. And we have no idea how her relationship is, quoting #freebecky.


Q: “What’s a weird quark (IDIOT - quirk) about the other person that you’ve noticed over the years?”
B “Amberlynn likes to make weird singing noises. And they’re loud.”
A “Does a bad memory count?” And then Necks goes on to defend that she has a great long term memory but her short term sucks. Whatever. Shaddup. Just let your neck fat drown your words please.
And Amberlynn has no idea about quirks. Which she calls kirks. The fat has consumed her brain. I wish the beer would eat mine.
Now we get giggles and rocking. Weeble, fuck.


Q: “Is Becky sleeping in the living room because you both can’t fit in the bed?”
B “You have no idea how big that bed is.”
Apparently it’s a king. Yay.
Amberlynn was going to show it to us, but it’s super messy. Then she cracks up reading “Who sleeps on pillow mountain and who sleeps in the living room?” No answer but laughter.
Q: “Have you ever had pho?” ((Abbreviated because I’m losing focus))
A: “I’ve never had it, but it’s something I do want to try though.” You’d have to haul your ass out of the house for it, AL.


Q: “What does Becky eat on the daily since she’s super picky?”
B: “I like random different - you’re hurting me (because AL is leaning on her)” Then she starts blathering about chicken, then snap peas, string beans, cauliflower, carrots - Amber is making the ‘I’m so grossed out’ face as all these vegetables get mentioned. This expression from the bitch who left the WL doctor because he wasn’t encouraging vegetables. Of course he wouldn’t - you’re a giant toddler with the taste buds of a giant toddler. Sugar, meat, and salt. Nothing more. She then makes faces about carrots. Necky is still talking but I dunno what she’s saying.
A “Hashtag down 30 lbs!”


Q: “Why are all of Becky’s posters down from the wall?”
B: “They’re not. I just like to move things around.”


Q: (AL start blabbering that this last thing is more of a statement than a question) “I love you both very much. You both give me hope for a relationship.”
A: That’s sweet. We appreciate that a lot.
Dummy. She meant that if you two ugly putzes can manage it, anyone can.

I am going to go drink myself into a coma now.
 

bev

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The question of where they would go back in time. Amber wanted to be there when Becky came out or when her nephew died, "...cause I feel like I can soothe people really well, like when I really truly have to."

Translation: I can be EXTRA convincing when the situation calls for it. Ok, sociopath.
Oh, interesting...I understood that more like, "I want to have another tragic story to throw at people for pity." Iirc, Amber's never experienced death or rejection like Becky has, which indeed is extremely painful. Her worst story is foster care, and considering the stories she's told, Amber's experience with the system was fairly good. Amber had the best of a bad situation. But if only $he could have a more tragic background, $he could rank up those $weet pity point$
 

mekalekahi

gunna go home,take a lexapro and start the chili
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The biggest problem obviously is the horrid foul yeast stench that comes from Amber's diseased fupa and the insides of her ass cheeks that are always covered with several layers of leftover shit that has been moisturized by Amber's buttcrack sweat.
Dont forget the diaper/pad saturated in her period that she wears for probably 2 days without changing it.
 
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