the greyscale makes him classy
See this sexy motherfucker right here? This is a Pied Wagtail and it's better than other birds. Why is it better? Look it it, that motherfucker oozes style, sophistication and grace. It'll walk through your garden bobbing its tail up and down and give no shits that it's on your property. This bird thinks you're shit because it's awesome, and it knows it's awesome.
Seriously though: Cassowary.