The Birth Control Thread - Because Aunty Flow Motherfucking Blows

Ronnie Rocket

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Speaking of things that affect birth control that your doctor never told you...

Has anyone EVER been told by a doctor that being over a certain weight hinders the efficacy of oral birth control?
 

Autopsy

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It would've helped to see how bad things were or where I was at. So if you have the possibility to see an endocrinologist, you should probably go for it before starting treatment.

And even with all this, the GP, gynaecologist, and dermatologist have all told me to "keep up the pill because PCOS", and dismissed my concerns about the blood tests and bruising as "just keep losing weight, duh".
Emphasizing this. Endocrinologists won't tell you whether contraceptives are going to get the job done for contraception, but they will almost always have a deeper understanding of the endocrinal effects, and PCOS or cycle modification is not a "contraceptive" indication. Any time you can find a combined practice or doctors who seem enthusiastic about sharing your labs with a specialist, that's a good sign.

Speaking of things that affect birth control that your doctor never told you...
Has anyone EVER been told by a doctor that being over a certain weight hinders the efficacy of oral birth control?
The evidence on whether birth control is less effective in the obese (or the merely overweight) isn't clear and tends to go back and forth every year as new studies are added. The largest ones yet have narrowed in on the idea that there's not any difference, but no one really agrees on who to sample, what factors to control for, etc.
It's still not a good idea to be overweight, but maybe worse birth control isn't at the top of the list for reasons why.
 

Gaussiana

Central Impotent America
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I'm still trying to cure my vaginismus. So for now I don't use birth control.

(:_(

Is nobody going to mention how hormones in the pill leak into our water supply and don't get filtered out? As much talk as there is about how men should have no say in the pill considering its indirectly contributing to the whole population's hormones being imbalanced, I think it needs to be discussed more by everyone. Alex Jones wasn't entirely wrong about the frogs turning gay. Look it up.
Men do have a say in that, because it's less about the pill itself and more about better water treatment, at least that's the solution that seems feasible (as opposed to changing prescription habits, getting rid of certain medications etc). But that's OT for this thread. They're pretty overprescribed but even curbing that, I don't think the problem would be solved entirely as there are still industrial residues and the livestock industry dumping estrogens and xenoestrogens.
I used to be somewhat skeptical of the idea of men supplementing with estrogen blockers but recently I think it may be an option for some who are showing symptoms of hormonal imbalance. Although I can't help but think that diet is a bigger source of concern for men rather than the trace amounts found in water. The poor fish can't avoid it though.
 

Android raptor

"an honest-to-God BPD womanchild misanthrope"
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I always thought hormonal birth control reduced your sex drive. Then again I'm learning there are about as many hormonal controls as there are jellybean flavors. On the one hand no condom feels breddy gud, but then conversely you're also not as hot n ready anymore...Is this a common thing? If you go off and on it, do you notice a change in sex drive?

I have to say though, with the internet, you have access to like 8 million different condom types, and believe it or not, after some trial and error you can find some good ones. :pickle:
No idea since I've never had much of a sex drive because lol antidepressants

Surprised so many people ITT had bad experiences, getting an IUD was one of the best decisions of my life. Other than the fact that monthly genital hemorrhaging is extremely unpleasant in and of itself I would sometimes get straight up suicidal and other significant mental illness shit up to two weeks before Satan's waterfall hit. For me not being on some kind of hormonal birth control was fucking me up, more than I normally am anyway.

I still would ideally just like to yeet my uterus entirely though since I have no plans to ever use it for the intended purpose and having one is a liability in the bible belt.
 

FriedPickles

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Great idea for a thread! I have the copper IUD right now. It’s okay but my periods are very heavy and contrary to what my doctor said they haven’t calmed down after “a few months”. My husband and I are done having children so he got a vasectomy. He just has to get his sperm levels tested and as soon as we get the all clear I think I’m having the IUD removed. I am just so happy to be done with hormonal BC! I was on the pill for years and it was terrible.

With that said, I do plan to use a back up method (other than the vasectomy) until menopause because I have shitty luck. I just know we would be that couple that got pregnant despite a vasectomy and I am absolutely done having children. I read through the whole thread and I didn’t see any mention of a BC method I used to use that I was thinking of going back to as a backup...a diaphragm. I used one years ago and grew to really like it. You have to insert it before sex so you can’t be totally spontaneous but we can’t anymore anyway due to having young children. You can insert it a few hours in advance though. It’s non hormonal and there’s even natural spermicide you can use with it instead of that nasty drugstore stuff. Diaphragms aren’t as effective as some of the other methods but you can combine it with pulling out or tracking. We combined it with fertility tracking and it worked great for us. Just another option to think about.
 
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Venusaur

Kiwi Farms Produce Inspector
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I genuinely fear the implants.
Rings.
The uterine implant.
Hell no.
Absolutely not. Just freaks me the fuck out on some psychological level.

Been on the same pill my entire life and haven't even experienced high tide for the last 2 years despite my relatively young age which is a GOD-SEND since I had a similar issue to @verygayFrogs. I'd go into details but it's honestly way too graphic. Just glad I managed to survive puberty SOMEHOW.
Man... I feel the same way. The pill made me really sick though, so IUDs got pushed at me heavily last time I went to the doc. Tried the ring instead, but that thing basically made me bleed constantly.
:( The female body is surprisingly resilient to be able to handle daily-constant bleeding for months.

At the moment, I'm trying out fertility apps. Its old school, but if you're regular it could work. The app after gathering enough data predicts stuff pretty spot on. I can ID risky days. So far so good...

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You can leave it in, its very bendy....Or you can take it out, and the put if back when you're done. Its only a problem if you take it out for days.
 

eternal dog mongler

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When I was on the mini pill (progesterone), I was so depressed that I couldn't function. The combo pill sucked for the first week or so (morning sickness and mood swings) but those side affects stopped. I'm grateful there's no history of strokes in my family or I wouldn't have ever been prescribed the combo pill.

My boss reacted badly to the mini pill too. She had angry outbursts for years until she switched to the combo pill. I feel bad for her. She started the mini pill when she was a teen to deal with her months long periods and had no idea that they were the cause of her angrily pushing everyone close to her away until she got older and switched medication. PCOS shouldn't exist.

Not pcos related but birth control related: I moved somewhere where accidental, unwanted pregnancies are common. One day, birth control came up in conversation and wow you'd be surprised how many people don't know their insurance covers birth control. That's their fault though. They could've at least ASKED their doctor.

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I'm mad that it took a random YouTube video to teach me this. My gynecologist did not mention how food affects pcos ONCE.
Speaking of things that affect birth control that your doctor never told you...

Has anyone EVER been told by a doctor that being over a certain weight hinders the efficacy of oral birth control?
What kind of doctors y'all even going to.

PCOS is (in the majority of cases) a condition related to hyperinsulinemia. Your ovaries have cells (they're called thecal cells) that produce androgens in response to insulin. Too much serum insulin makes too much testosterone. You can stop this by losing weight in order to reduce insulin resistance. There's a reason why metformin is a medication that's approved to treat PCOS.

The data on combined oral contraceptives vs. weight is a bit fuzzier, and may be obscured by fertility decreasing significantly as central adiposity rises. There are no really great studies on this, but I generally warn my patients against COCs if your BMI is over 30 mostly due to the increased risk of blood clots. There are other, better, options.
 

hash-slinging slasher

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What kind of doctors y'all even going to.

PCOS is (in the majority of cases) a condition related to hyperinsulinemia. Your ovaries have cells (they're called thecal cells) that produce androgens in response to insulin. Too much serum insulin makes too much testosterone. You can stop this by losing weight in order to reduce insulin resistance. There's a reason why metformin is a medication that's approved to treat PCOS.

The data on combined oral contraceptives vs. weight is a bit fuzzier, and may be obscured by fertility decreasing significantly as central adiposity rises. There are no really great studies on this, but I generally warn my patients against COCs if your BMI is over 30 mostly due to the increased risk of blood clots. There are other, better, options.
My best guess as to why I wasn't told about how insulin plays a part in pcos, is because I'm not overweight. It still would've been nice to know though.
 

AveraDiane

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I recently went off my birth control because I was noticing that I was a lot more moody than usual (and I'm a very moody person in general). I will be taking a break from it for a little while anyway, I will see about a different pill brand.
 

eternal dog mongler

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My best guess as to why I wasn't told about how insulin plays a part in pcos, is because I'm not overweight. It still would've been nice to know though.
Probably, since lean PCOS is a bitch. The usual strategy of "just lose weight" doesn't apply. It's still worthwhile to avoid refined carbs and potentially work in intermittent fasting and strength training though.
 

eDove

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My Gyno recommended Depo-Provera to me to temper my estrogen levels before I decide to get pregnant, because I had stage three endometriosis making a total hell of my life. He zapped/excised the black pustules, as well the scar tissue fusing my innards, and I've been wonderfully pain-free ever since.

HOWEVER, I've been on this first shot for only two months and I've been bleeding nonstop. I haven't had nausea, mood swings, or any other of those commonly-reported symptoms (I get headaches now, but whatever), but this bleeding is infuriating. It's only getting darker/thicker too. Before I got my surgery, I was bleeding 14-16 days out of the month. Now it feels like nothing's really changed.

I intend to call him whenever he's off his Memorial weekened vacation and talk to him about it. I feel sort of pathetic "giving up" on the shot so soon, but I just have a bad feeling about it. It's a shame because otherwise, it's been so perfect. Then again, I hear the really horrible symptoms tend to set in after the second shot, so… I don't know, Kiwis. I'm scared. I don't want my endometriosis to worsen.
 
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