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The Brianna Wu Signature Collection Death MarchA slow motion trainwreck you can't help but watch.

Discussion in 'Brianna Wu' started by Norvic, Mar 28, 2018.

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  1. Don't forget that he's going to leverage the scampaign into television and speaking appearances as a TRUE AND HONEST woman in politics. It's what has me on the fence about whether or not he wants to get on the ballot. I'm sure John will have no problem calling himself a congressional candidate either way, but getting on the ballot will give a shred of credibility. Nobody has questioned his bullshit in the past, so he probably doesn't care. I honestly chalk most of the signature saga to incompetence and arrogance. It's well within John's wheelhouse to arrogantly think he'll easily get his signatures in a weekend and then fuck up what should be the simple process of organizing volunteers to gather signatures and/or hiring someone to get them when his string of failed campaign events didn't garner the signatures. Much dumber and crazier people than John have succeeded where he is failing.

    I almost forgot John's laziness as a motivating factor, silly me.
     
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  2. I think she wants to get on the ballot. I think she thought that getting signatures would be a snap, and something she could do in a weekend. I don't know if she still doesn't realize that's the case.

    She's a child who wants to grow up to be a president, astronaut, and ballerina. She has no concept that it takes innate talent plus decades of hard work to be any of those things. She envisions herself up at that podium giving a stirring speech, crowds cheering, Porsche waiting in the background, and has no concept of the effort or credentials or personality and skills it takes to get there.
     
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  3. I'd agree that he's a child who wants to be seen as a president, engineer, and ballerina. I disagree that he doesn't understand what it takes. He realized long ago the hard work required to accomplish anything of note and is too lazy to do it, so he contents himself with pretending to be an engineer, politician, and an oppressed woman. Just a woman for that matter. He wants to be seen as all those things because that is all that's required in order to give the speech and drive off into the sunset in a ragged out Porsche. Sure he'll only be a low rent Hillary Clinton that nobody really knows and even fewer genuinely respect, but it's faaar less work and he still gets attention. That's good enough for John.
     
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  4. in b4 Trump comparison

    As @Jaimas says: Chris with a wallet.
     
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  5. So what's the current status on Wu's signature collection? The deadline is in a few days.
     
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  6. Not 100% confirmed but pretty sure they’re now paying a company to get signatures.
     
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  7. Imran, one of the campaign workers is the founder of this place: https://www.sassafrasandmaple.org/the-firm

    They do campaign work.
     
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  9. So now that it's the 16th of April, how did Brianna do with the signature collections? Did he collect 2K signatures?
     
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  10. I was approached in front of a grocery store and asked to sign a petition so somebody could run for senate. When I asked who, he said "Brianna Wu". I laughed in his face and walked away.
     
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  11. I'm betting this happened nowhere near District 8. Like Denver.
     
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  12. ...Brianna Wu is trying to get in on a House election.

    The ultimate proof her campaign is a ramshackle affair.
     
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  13. In fairness, it's not like this person was working for the Wu campaign. The guy was just one of those third-party paid canvassers, who's surely never heard of Wu because nobody has.
     
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