The 'Buying a Farm' 2020 Merch Run -

Should the Kiwi Soup be a back or front shirt design?

  • Front

    Votes: 381 82.1%
  • Back

    Votes: 68 14.7%
  • Opt-out

    Votes: 15 3.2%

  • Total voters
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What could possibly go wrong?
True & Honest Fan
Solid design choices, sir. The old lady's already down for a couple rolls of those stickers. I'm actually excited to pick up a shirt, myself. Red fits that graphic perfectly.

Here's to the new server getting comped (and then some), eh? :drink:
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Mountain of Molten Lust
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Sorry if this has been asked and/or answered here before, but what exactly is the proper procedure for interacting with a kiwi wearing one of these shirts in public?

I would assume that the best policy is to just flat-out ignore them, so as not to powerlevel yourself. But that does make me just a little bit sad. Some of you guys are alright. I would hang out with a few of you in public if that were possible.
Hold them down on the ground and record their screams.

Ivan Shatov

Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem esse delendam
Any good recommendations on where to put stickers for maximum visibility?
Entrances to day care centers, restaurants and cafes.

Well-appointed old folks homes, the good ones where kids actually visit their parents.

Changing rooms at lingerie and leather shoppes.

Waiting rooms at hospitals, especially near the ER.



Professional Tax Investigator Demon Cat
True & Honest Fan
During the last merch run I and some other non-American users' purchases didn't go through (the site claimed the order had been confirmed but no confirmation e-mail came and no money was drawn) because of the following reason:
Because we have an elevated fraud risk, you have to match your billing address, zipcode, and CVV. There's nothing I can do to help if you can't get past the checkout because we have an incredible fraud risk. I strongly suggest privacy cards because they do not have specific billing details and are safe for us to charge.
Is there a risk of something like this happening again if I try to place an order?
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