The Campstaff Horror Thread - Sorry Mr. Vorhees, but you're not the scariest thing one can encounter at summer camp

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Inspired by the Retail and Professional World Horror threads, I decided to make one about the horrors of working as a Summer Camp staff. Most people think Camp staff has it fun and easy, but I can tell you that by the end of the summer, you'll find yourself wish that you had signed up to work at the grocery store.

 

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Hey man I have a crazy idea, maybe you should tell a Summer Camp horror story in the thread you made about Summer Camp horror stories?

But actually this reminded me of a time I was forced to go to a summer camp in 6th grade. I don't remember the details of how it came to pass but it was school related. Like a week long field trip for the class. If your parents didn't want you to go then you didn't have to, but mine thought it was a good idea.

Now this is a really mundane story but hey fuck it it's not like it's possible to shit up the thread. So at the camp the boys and girls had their own separate bunkhouses, and one of the staff of the appropriate gender would stay in the bunkhouse with the kids over night. The staff member assigned to us was named Perry. Perry had a ponytail and none of the boys liked him.

There was a kid in class named Allen. Allen was fat and got made fun of a lot. He shit himself in 5th grade and never lived it down. But Allen was so desperate for people to like him that he'd do anything that one of the popular kids would tell him to. A couple of nights staying in the bunkhouse under the supervision of Perry, we all had enough of his ponytailed faggotry. One of the popular kids told Allen to sneak up to Perry's bunk while he was sleeping and fart in his face. Pretty easy to follow instructions, but Allen was pant-shittingly retarded.

So like 15 minutes after lights out, Allen marches up to Perry's bunk. Now the light switch was right next to the bunk for the staff member, so Perry, who is still very much awake, hears this fat fuck stomping up to him and turns the lights on. Allen had pulled his pants down (he improvised this, this was not part of the original plan) and was turned around, bent over, ass three feet from Perry's face, trying his god damnedest to fart. Perry jumped out of bed screaming: "ALLEN, OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" and the entire bunkhouse exploded with laughter, except for Perry who was now as far away as possible from the bare assed fat kid. Allen never did manage to fart.

Allen never got in trouble. In fact Perry never told anyone what happened. Probably something to do with his proximity to the naked ass of a fat 11 year old.