The Chandlers and the Flow of Electrons -

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He Sets Me On Fire

says "Nope."
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Okay, well, my hypothesis is that Chris emits a field of electrons that disrupts the flow of negatively charged particles on a sub-atomic level.

Discuss.

Hey, I edited your quote by mistake, sorry!

But yeah, I've seen threads that had nothing to do with the fire fall apart into discussions about the differences between bathroom and kitchen outlets, the age of the infrastructure of the house, etc. Not that it's offensive or anything, but I don't want any distractions when I post my Chris's Favorite Brand of Tampon thread.
 

Anchuent Christory

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Well Chris not knowing the difference between a socket in the bathroom and a socket in the kitchen isn't exactly mega retard level stuff here, I'll bet a lot of people wouldn't know any better.

The root of the issue is the circumstances that caused Chris to select that outlet, I think it's fairly safe to assume that the sockets in the kitchen that would normally be the first choices were inaccessible due to the horde so he went for one that wasn't blocked.... in the crapper!

Then there's the laziness factor, naturally he added an extension cord so he wouldn't have to walk far to get the coffee when it's done, and theres no doubt that there were other sockets that could have been used if he'd just unplugged whatever console power supply or personal electric device charger was in it.
Also we've seen from the house tour videos and photo's that the Chandlers seem incapable of switching things off when they're done with them or have left the room.

Conclusion; it was an accident waiting to happen and I'm surprised it took so long. They were also incredibly lucky to have got out unharmed.
 

Very Honest Content

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Best thread title ever?

I think it might be!

It's pretty obvious the autistic murder machine saw an opportunity to claim all the :tugboat: monies in survivor benefits and immolate always pretty :snorlax: so he could be the final Weston :tomgirl: to face that total bitch Riley with a :qsand: and an attitude in her own self-titled restaurant.

Everything else is simply unfounded speculation on this topic.
 

Some JERK

I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin'
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Device with heating element on an extension cord. the end.

Oh wait, you said "civilly". What I meant to say was

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