The Cole Smithey Thread -

Ma Wang

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Cole has a new website where you can book him to play Bossa Nova music:

He also has a video of him noodling away on YouTube.
Note to Chris, this is what high functioning autism looks like.
 

niggers

GOT A FEELING I CAN'T SHAKE IT
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tbf, his most notable accomplishment is being half-brother to the pinnacle of white trash, he's probably got some sort of complex about it.

all this intellectual lefty crap is a smokescreen so you don't think his nearest blood relatives live off mcdonalds and cohabitate with feral cats
 

AsianChris

Living in a trollsta's paradise.
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"Bossa Nova arrived via a small clique of college friends whose socialist political views transmogrified through love songs filled with complex melodic and harmonic lines juxtaposed against a clave rhythm (think Bo Didley) and simple bass lines."

"Bossa Nova represented a youthful, utopic celebration of modernity by a middle class of energetic young leftists whose music was stunted after a US-promoted coup d'état in 1964."

This guy can't do anything without bringing his politics into play, can he?
A lot of sucessful musicians who played Bossa Nova became less leftist after knowing evil american capitalism. Tom Jobim (the guy who made girl of Ipanema) itself mocked communists years after his youth.

By 1964 Bossa Nova was getting out from mainstream (at least in Brazil), the description given by Cole fits more another genre called MPB, which had some Bossa artists in it but the biggest names were not related at all.
 

WorldsSmartestManRonOTool

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Don't people typically hire musicians for events to play music that their guests enjoy and are familiar with? Who does this moron think is going to hire him for their party and want to hear 'Auga de Beber' or whatever? The video looks like somebody who just started taking guitar lessons 6 months ago.

It has to be a huge blow to his Royal Weston ego that his Female Soul; Lesbian Transgender brother gets so much more attention and financial gain from his manchild lifestyle. Definitely peas from the same pod though, they both want a woman to work and support them while they play with toys and make youtube videos, while somehow each seeing themselves as a really big deal.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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Yesterday I stumbled across Cole’s name when I was looking for something on the Wikipedia article about Das Boot. In there they have Coke quoted as saying:

Critic Cole Smithey from ColeSmithey.com called the film "a religious experience"
I like the movie but Jesus that’s a stupid quote. I’m absolutely positive he put that in the article himself. I just wondered what his Wikipedia account name was. He’d probably tried to insert himself in hundreds of movie articles in the reception section.
 

Based_Papa_John

Better ingredients. Better pizza.
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"Bossa Nova arrived via a small clique of college friends whose socialist political views transmogrified through love songs filled with complex melodic and harmonic lines juxtaposed against a clave rhythm (think Bo Didley) and simple bass lines."
You can almost hear the fedora tipping in the background.

tbf, his most notable accomplishment is being half-brother to the pinnacle of white trash, he's probably got some sort of complex about it.
That's essentially the plot to Keeping Up Appearances, albeit far more autistic.
 

praktica

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Yesterday I stumbled across Cole’s name when I was looking for something on the Wikipedia article about Das Boot. In there they have Coke quoted as saying:



I like the movie but Jesus that’s a stupid quote. I’m absolutely positive he put that in the article himself. I just wondered what his Wikipedia account name was. He’d probably tried to insert himself in hundreds of movie articles in the reception section.
Coincidentally he's cited in the Pink Flamingos entry to back up the assertion that the film is "an important precursor of punk culture."
 

MirnaMinkoff

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Coincidentally he's cited in the Pink Flamingos entry to back up the assertion that the film is "an important precursor of punk culture."
God Cole makes me roll my eyes so hard.
Waters actually cast Stiv Bator from the Dead Boys in Polyester, but would tell you would tell you Little Richard was the original punk rocker.

I guess Cole spending hours self-inserting his inane opinions and quotes on Wikipedia articles about great films makes him feel important. Sad little man.
 

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